Posting in an epic thread.
I come to this website because I am constantly ashamed of how little I can truly eat. It does hurt when you tear at n00bs like me who can only put away maybe two burritos before hitting the bathroom, but possibly the worst part of all is how you come up here every day strutting like I’m not making improvements. Just last week I could only put down a burrito and a taco (with pico de gallo). Even though two burritos is chump change to you old-school eaters just remember one day when I’m scarfing down three burritos, four tacos and an XL Sized drink (no napkins) in your face what you came here and said. Because I’ll remember this shit. I’m the next generation of hungry.
There has been no doubt in my mind since my trip to Mississippi that we were never as hungry as any of the other region’s. I’ve had multiple discussions with people from other regions recently where they flat out said “You guys have the heart, but it just seems like you guy’s don’t really have the appetite.”
Your post really says one thing to me, and it’s basically a cry for help. You justify your “hunger” by putting ordering a couple of burritos? Which by the way, you didn’t even finish…yet you’re saying that you were full, and that’s enough? So let me just reiterate what you’re saying…that you’re justifying your failure because you WERE FULL? That’s like giving a kid a toy for ordering a happy meal! The fact that you even have the mentality to justify such things makes me realize the plight of our community.
Come see me about eating, you don’t know about eating until you’ve eaten with me. Fear my bottomless stomache.
Except keith, that guy is a monster. Only monsters can eat 4 mcgangbangs for fun.
:lol: <3
For you, it was the day that I humiliated you in a McGanbang match. Having streaked you for 4 games of Marvel, you tapped out after looking at your forth hybrid meat monstrosity. After which, I proceeded to consume more than you just to show that I could.
For me, it was a Tuesday. After dinner.
This thread is absolutely hilarious! Good show Julian!
I’m hungry for some Pho!!!
This thread when from slightly funny to just amazing. Nominated.
Hate to ruin lives here but:
Jack In The Box owns Qdoba…
so you know where I stand on that shit.
^Wow frank…Qdoba? I eat there every week (maybe more ferquently) theres nothing I rather have between classes than a steak burrito with queso and habanero sauce…I’ve never had JiB but even if it’s 10x better than Macdonalds it would still never surpass Qdoba…
edit: my bad I thought you were all sayin JiB a a grade above…I didn’t know JiB owns qdoba I might have to check that place out anyways.
I think he is saying literally owns…
all this new age burrito shit pales in comparison to riconsito’s.
This post is amazing.
This is the wtf quote of the century. Anything on the Qdoba menu takes a king size steamy shit all over anything on the JiB menu.
edit: oh ok, JiB actually owns Qdoba, I get it.
Man i remember the “McDonald’s days.” Wake up at 8. Took the bus to work (south center), ate before work (was eating egg mcmuffin’s with hashbrowns and coffee casually), ate for my unpaid 30min, got off work, ate afterwork, friends came through, ate til 930pm, went to family fun center, ate til 12am, went to Burger King or KFC, ate til 3am, went to the homies house and ate till 6am+. And this was on a work day lol. My friends and i always asked each other everyday, “you goin to b6??? then let’s eat.” (my boater ass friend said it like, “you gon be sik???” hahaha) anyways, that drive-thru is what we need, but its hard now that we’re adults. You guys cant call out people for not going eating because you guys have that time. The time we USED to have to make road trips cross country for a weekend.
I’m hungry right fucking now. Seriously, I ain’t got shit happening till 8PM. Who wants to go eat? Offer open for the next 20 min, or until I find someone who doesn’t work on a Friday at 2PM.
It has been decided. Going to Super Buffet at Northgate within the next hour or so. Rallying up the minoriteam right now. Call Pablo or myself if you want to tag along. But call soon.
To be clear, unlike Airthrow’s sex life, this is not a joke.
Anyone on the eastside want to thrown down for some THAI BUFFET? We got two restaurants in Redmond that will most likely kill you with heat and coconut milk.
Damn, would’ve joined you if I saw this earlier.