You better do what I say

[MhintTea]

I have to ask…why do cops love donuts? I mean they are delicious and all don’t get me wrong, but what makes that their go to snack?

[Ephidel]

Ohhhh yeah that’s right he’s an LA cop, so I’m pretty sure they get people telling them to go fuck themselves daily as if it were nothing new.

[ImTheDamnPolice]

I have to ask…why do cops love donuts? I mean they are delicious and all don’t get me wrong, but what makes that their go to snack?

When you’re chasing some perp down an alley and need a quick energy boost, donuts are perfect. Just cram one in your mouth and start chasing.

That, or just shoot the fucker, that’s what I always do. Fuck running, I might sweat and ruin my uniform.

[MhintTea]

When you’re chasing some perp down an alley and need a quick energy boost, donuts are perfect. Just cram one in your mouth and start chasing.

That, or just shoot the fucker, that’s what I always do. Fuck running, I might sweat and ruin my uniform.

You sir are my fucking hero, and this is the first and last time i’ll ever say that to a man of the law :D!

[Redbeard]

Pot causes rapes. Do you want to be a rapist?

I think this thread just redeemed itself. Carry on.

[Manx]

Now take off your panties. Do it. Now.

Take off your fucking panties and stand up against the wall, spread your fucking legs so I can search you.

smacks you upside the head with my big black nightstick … I’ll smack the taste right out of your sissy ass fucking mouth.

gang raped by members of MS-13.

Just cram one in your mouth and start chasing. … I might sweat and ruin my uniform.

There’s some people on here that probably like this stuff… just saying. Are you female? Not sure why I’d be wearin’ panties in the first place, but screw it, doesn’t matter HAVE SEX! :tdown:

[Redbeard]

drops purple panties on the floor

Now what?

[Little_Goten]

I’m confused . . .

[Kromo]

Are you threatening a fucking officer of the law?
whips out taser

You want some of this shit, huh? Do you? No? Then shut the fuck up and do as you are told. Take off your fucking panties and stand up against the wall, spread your fucking legs so I can search you.

Please ma’am…don’t search ME…anything but putting your leather gloves on slowly over your strong, but effeminate hands and reach into my most tender places…and please…
Please don’t taze my ballsack while calling me names…or wear your hat slightly to the side as you pistol whip my dirty mouth…or holding the flashlight in my eyes while you peel off that stinky, sweaty uniform from a hard day of abusing bad boys…letting your majestic and righteous breasts swing free in our dark interrogation room…
anything but that…

[throwing_is_cheap]

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[Maverick_Hunter_X]

I have to ask…why do cops love donuts? I mean they are delicious and all don’t get me wrong, but what makes that their go to snack?

High sugar content which serves as a stimulant somehow. Along with coffee, cops could stay awake all night.

[Lost_Fragment]

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