X-men: Dark Phoenix: (June 7,2019)

(Yeah, I guess that’s a point in Wolverine: Origins’s favor…probably the only point in its favor really.)

Ah, fuck. I completely forgot about Batman and Robin despite the fact that I’ve seen that movie multiple times.

Still, I don’t think that’s the worst if only because Schwarznegger–bastard that he is–is so damn entertaining as Mr. Freeze, even if it’s for all the wrong reasons.

You can’t really say that about any of the other movies I put up there and my gods is it depressing to realize that all four Fantastic Four movies have been bad.

ff movies have been completely about keeping character rights in the hands of fox, im surprised they just dont give some cosplayers $5,000 and have them do a movie at this point

Elektra gives Catwoman a run for its money.

(I’m not sure the very first Fantastic Four movie was actually by Fox.)

Ah, yeah. I forgot about Elektra given that I never watched it…much like Catwoman. I’ve heard horrible things about both though–it’s just that Catwoman gets talked about more, probably because she’s the more mainstream character (and race lifting!).

I place Elektra more in mediocrity than outright terribleness. It just…isn’t interesting at all, even the very concept of an Elektra movie isn’t interesting.

electra was def not catwoman bad.

To this day, I still have not seen neither Elektra nor Catwoman all the way through.

Whenever they come on TV, I try to sit through them, but after about 20 minutes of either, I tap out and go do something productive with my life.

Batman and Robin will forever have the honor of AHNALD making bad puns throughout the movie.

That’s literally the only thing saving that movie for me.

Catwoman doesn’t exist. Elektra doesn’t exist.

That first Fantastic Four movie wasn’t that bad. It was mediocre. Had potential. Nothing wrong with the actors…except they had Jessica Alba in it, misusing her talents. She was miscast. Second movie had potential. Until, what Fox did with Galactus was almost as sacrilegious as to what they did to Deadpool.

The mark of an unenjoyable movie for me is if I fall asleep during it.

I do on both Catwoman and Elektra.

Before that the only movie I fell asleep on was Star Wars Episode 2 George Lucas can’t write a romance to save his gotdamn life.

That tells you how badly I regard those two movies. They were drek.

Fun commercial for Sky Fiber featuring Quicksilver

Storm looks deliscious

I just read the Wikipedia page on Daken and it was apparently put together by a committee of 10 year olds.

Who is the broad with glasses?

Faux “Documentary” Commercial for Apocalypse

Fell asleep during The Hulk and Transformers with Shia Leboof. Those movies were absolute shit I’ve heard.

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Faux “Documentary” Commercial for Apocalypse

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That is really cool. Reminds me of those promo videos released around Bioshock Infinite.

The last most recent trailer really hit me…the wrong way. Why the fuck do a lot of the costumes look like early 90s HORSESHIT!?

Or was that what they were going for? Frik!

~K.

Coldwell Banker Home of the week ad.

WTF? What----the----fuck!? LOL GTFO Coldwell.

~K.

lmfao promos already better than the movie.