Wrestling Thread v. Brahma Bull - Sexual innuendos involving pastry time

Saitsuofleaves · 2010-10-05T03:35:29.000Z

Stuart_Hayden:

ah kayfabe. how I will always love you.

it’s real to me dammit indeed.

Yes…yes indeed…remember the days we were like that? When everything was so innocent?

Dragonfave723 · 2010-10-05T03:49:43.000Z

debs:

i don’t know if its been posted, but…someone’s son crying because of cena “joining” the nexus:
[media=youtube]QTYLCPigZS4[/media]

We know:
http://shoryuken.com/f3/wrestling-thread-v-armbar-michael-troll-247488/index63.html#post9608365

That kid is sooo high.

maxx · 2010-10-05T04:26:00.000Z

saitsuofleaves:

hello ratings.

my name is john cena…wanna buy a nexus shirt <3

Saitsuofleaves · 2010-10-05T04:30:38.000Z

maxx:

my name is john cena…wanna buy a nexus shirt <3

I hate Nexus…but it’s Cena…GIVE ME 500!!!

nothing · 2010-10-05T04:39:27.000Z

Stuart_Hayden:

Yeah. Thats how they want to end the feud is Kane vs. Undertaker in a buried alive match at Survivor Series.

Buried Alive match at SS makes no sense. That match only works if one of the two guys is gonna be gone for a long time. Otherwise it’s, “Har, har, har! Kane got buried two weeks ago and here he is at Smackdown…” or vice versa. Of course, this is WWE who just had Bearer turn on Undertaker without most of the kids even understanding who the fuck he is.

Aside from that, I think people are too excite over this Cena shit. Call me when he actually turns heel. Until then, nothing’s changed as far as I’m concerned.

Saitsuofleaves · 2010-10-05T04:40:24.000Z

nothing:

Buried Alive match at SS makes no sense. That match only works if one of the two guys is gonna be gone for a long time. Otherwise it’s, “Har, har, har! Kane got buried two weeks ago and here he is at Smackdown…” or vice versa. Of course, this is WWE who just had Bearer turn on Undertaker without most of the kids even understanding who the fuck he is.

Aside from that, I think people are too excite over this Cena shit. Call me when he actually turns heel. Until then, nothing’s changed as far as I’m concerned.

Rumors have it that Taker plans to retire after the Buried Alive Match so…that would coincide…

nothing · 2010-10-05T04:53:20.000Z

Saitsuofleaves:

Rumors have it that Taker plans to retire after the Buried Alive Match so…that would coincide…

Ahh… Now that’s cool. I figured he wouldn’t go before Wrestlemania.

maxx · 2010-10-05T04:54:34.000Z

im in class til 10 and they banned all my sites i watch for streams so imma need you guys to tell me the important stuff in the opening of raw plz k thanks

Saitsuofleaves · 2010-10-05T04:57:07.000Z

nothing:

Ahh… Now that’s cool. I figured he wouldn’t go before Wrestlemania.

So does everyone else which is why it’d be a nice twist except there’s two problems. One, with how much Taker has done, he could easily take off so much that he could basically just not do any PPV’s except the next two WM’s and be fine so it’d be weird to retire now when 20-0 is within sight. Secondly and more importantly, why comeback for only 3 months only to lose basically every single match except for the squash on Punk? That makes less sense.

EDIT: Harris/McGuillicutty confirmation, but Barrett denies asking them for help nor says they’re Nexus.

TheRedCyclone · 2010-10-05T05:13:34.000Z

those kids they keep showing are so distraught, lol

Saitsuofleaves · 2010-10-05T05:14:31.000Z

Wow, this is so great. I don’t know what’s better, watching Cena be humiliated, or watching the fans as it happens…ah…so great.

maxx · 2010-10-05T05:14:40.000Z

update plz

EvilRyuX · 2010-10-05T05:16:09.000Z

maxx:

update plz

Cena had to read a statement made by the Nexus and is now in a tag match with Micheal Tarver against Mark Henry and Evan Bourne.

Saitsuofleaves · 2010-10-05T05:16:36.000Z

maxx:

update plz

Nexus came out, confirmed that Husky and McGuillicutty were the guys that interfered in the match, but said they had nothing to do with it and they aren’t part of Nexus.

Then they bring Cena out sans music, force him to put on the Nexus Armband (that doesn’t fit farther than his elbow by the way…) and read a statement that says he’s Nexus. He’s currently in a tag match with Tarver vs. Bourne and Henry.

slash5150 · 2010-10-05T05:22:01.000Z

Wow…who didn’t see this happening…v_v

Saitsuofleaves · 2010-10-05T05:24:58.000Z

slash5150:

Wow…who didn’t see this happening…v_v

Yeah…sad times, but unsurprising. But check out my sig.

slash5150 · 2010-10-05T05:27:01.000Z

“I, John Cena am a tool of the WWE…I wish I could do something more entertaining, but all you little 9 y/o bitches keep loving me so I have to continue being a tool…thank you to my fans for forcing me to be a tool and, while I wish I could be entertaining, because you all love me, I can only come up with one new move a month. This month, I will learn a lariat. Thank you” John Cena

Thats how it should be…

Saitsuofleaves · 2010-10-05T05:27:37.000Z

slash5150:

“I, John Cena am a tool of the WWE…I wish I could do something more entertaining, but all you little 9 y/o bitches keep loving me so I have to continue being a tool…thank you to my fans for forcing me to be a tool and, while I wish I could be entertaining, because you all love me, I can only come up with one new move a month. This month, I will learn a lariat. Thank you” John Cena

Thats how it should be…

…I only have 200 characters of space…

EvilRyuX · 2010-10-05T05:27:49.000Z

Sadly, if we don’t get some surprising stipulation somehow, which probably won’t happen, he’s gonna cross counter being in Nexus.

So much for a “Cena Has Lost His Smile” storyline.

Rockman_X · 2010-10-05T05:28:33.000Z

Saitsuofleaves:

Nexus came out, confirmed that Husky and McGuillicutty were the guys that interfered in the match, but said they had nothing to do with it and they aren’t part of Nexus.

Then they bring Cena out sans music, force him to put on the Nexus Armband (that doesn’t fit farther than his elbow by the way…) and read a statement that says he’s Nexus. He’s currently in a tag match with Tarver vs. Bourne and Henry.

I call B.S. on the Husky/McGuillicutty thing soon it will be revealed that Jericho and Edge where involved, resulting in a Cena/Barrett rematch dissolving the Nexus.