That was so scripted for AJ to win! Not complaining, though.
Fuck, CM Punk and Goldust on NXT? Why are they trying to get ME to watch this shit?
Aksana’s promo needs subtitles!
Even CM Punk calls for subtitles for Aksana!! LMAO!
evilj
1024
Ha, I thought I was only one that saw that.
I feel like even the commercials are in on the trolling! Regular runs of “Shards o Glass” TRUTH commercials, and Wii Carnival Games!
It’s like, the ultimate expression of trolling. We can learn from this.
Im kinda surprised at how entertaining this season’s NXT is.
Michael Troll!!!
tears of joy Michael Troll AND CM Punk, together on commentary!
evilj
1029
This is the greatest episode in the history of NXT.
Oh dear. :lol: He’s back!
Michael Troll and CM Punk fake-marking for AJ! Just great!
Aksana FAILS at English!
evilj
1032
CM Punk is a God amongst All living and non living things.
CM Punk: "I’m actually not wearing pants, and that is how I watch NXT every night!"
CM Punk: “Jamie’s got way more muscles than the Big Show!”
Kaitlyn loses match, shoves Michelle, gets kicked in head
CM Punk: “I wonder if that ever happened to her while she was bartending!”
I just love how much these guys are breaking kayfabe, by just blatantly saying out loud how much this sucks 
And the Punk-Troll Coalition should do commentary on everything from now on
evilj
1035
Putting CM Punk on commentary with Cole has made this show better than Smackdown and Raw combined.
Cole on Kaitlyn : SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR!
CM Punk says he’ll be back next week! :tup:
Best Announce Team in WWE right now (Sorry Stryker). :lol:
And Jamie should have really gone after Layla, and not flexing her muscles in the middle of the ring. :lol:
God damn I’d suck a fart out of Naomi’s ass, and I’d sniff Kaitlyn’s sweaty underwear with the rage of an angry God.
BEST SMACKDOWN EVER!
[spoiler=]
WWE taped this week’s edition of Smackdown tonight from the U.S Cellular Coliseum in Bloomington, Illinois. Thanks to WNW reader Brent Garrison for providing us with text-message updates. Below are full results:
Smackdown (Airing Friday on MyNetworkTV):
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The show opens with World Heavyweight Champion Kane vs. Chris Masters in a non-title match. Masters attempts the Masterlock but doesn’t lock it in. Kane hits a dropkick! Kane takes over the match and dominates the Masterpiece. He works his knee. Masters tries a comeback but Kane hits the Tombstone to pickup the win.
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Kane gets on the mic and cuts a promo on The Undertaker. He goes into the crowd and says he has a challenge for The Undertaker tonight that he can’t refuse.
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WWE Tag Team Champions “Dashing” Cody Rhodes & Drew McIntyre vs. The Hart Dynasty in a non-title match. Rhodes gives the Bloomington crowd some grooming tips. SH Smith takes a beating but finally tags in Tyson Kidd. McIntyre hits Future Shock on Kidd to get a three count after some miss-communication with The Hart Dynasty.
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Backstage, Alberto Del Rio has attacked Christian. Referees attend to Christian as he tells them his shoulder is hurt bad.
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CM Punk is backstage with Luke Gallows. Gallows takes Punk out and says he’s done with him. They will have a match tonight.
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Chavo Guerrero vs. Kaval. Kaval gets a nice pop in a fast-paced match as he works stiff with Chavo. Kaval hits a modified tarantula in Chavo and the action goes to the outside. Chavo hits three amigos. Kaval battles back but misses a charge. Chavo hits a Frog Splash and gets the three count.
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Alberto Del Rio says he will have a Rey Mysterio update tonight.
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Alberto Del Rio comes out and a recap of his assault on Rey Mysterio is shown. He says Mysterio is coming back next week in Oklahoma City to challenge him. Christian comes out, selling his “injuries” from earlier. Del Rio locks on code red and Christian taps. Del Rio slams Christian’s injured arm into the steel ring post.
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Big Show b. Vance Archer & Curt Hawkins in a squash match. Show picked up the victory when Archer tapped out.
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Backstage, Jack Swagger is interviewed. The Dudebusters and Hornswoggle put his jersey in a boxed marked SyFy.
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CM Punk vs. Luke Gallows. Short match as they exchange counters. Punk wins after hitting GTS.
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Vickie Guerrero and Kaitlyn come out with Dolph Ziggler. WWE Intercontinental Champion Dolph Ziggler vs. MVP in a non-title match. Ziggler gets a lot of heat. MVP controls early but Ziggler counters. Ziggler takes a tough bump to the outside. Vickie and Kaitlyn get into it on the outside. Ziggler attends to Vickie while referee Chad Patton starts to count. MVP goes to the outside to continue the action. Ziggler goes on the offensive after an MVP miscue. Dolph gets upset as Vickie goes to the back. Dolph applies a chinlock on MVP as the crowd chants for him to break the hold. MVP breaks the hold and hits a lot of offense but Ziggler has had enough. He grabs the Intercontinental Championship belt and gets himself counted out. Winner via count out, MVP.
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Kane’s challenge to The Undertaker is coming up next.
*** Kane says WWE is now his yard. He says the phenom has fallen and he didn’t end things at Night of Champions because the fun just started. He wants The Undertaker at Hell in a Cell. The druids come to ringside with a casket… it’s a red casket - just for Kane. Kane opens it and Paul Bearer is in the casket. He sits up and the lights go out. Undertaker is in the ring. A fight ensues with Undertaker dominating. Kane leaves the ring and the show ends with Undertaker bowing to Paul Bearer to end the show.**
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Lucretz
1040
NXT is literally on some next level shit right now with the comedy. I can’t believe they’re even letting this stuff happen. Ridicule on so many levels. It’s amazing.
I really hope Punk does come back to do commentary again, though I have the feeling he won’t. xD
