Wrestling Thread v. Brahma Bull - Sexual innuendos involving pastry time

How is TNA still in business at this point? It’s like cops charging admission to slowly pass by and view a car wreck.

You answered your own question :lol:

I would have also excepted “It’s like CHIKARA except not hilarious on purpose”.

I’m over here dying laughing right now. Good shit, D.

PPV was alright though other than Angle losing. That shit was mad sad.

Same. Come on seriously?

I’m so glad I had to work tonight. I just saved 3 hours of my life.

Glad I didn’t ask you for a stream lol

I watched Wrestling with Shadows instead. Granted that whole situation is resolved now but man watching that thing just makes you all pissed off at Vince again.

Man, that TNA PPV made me laugh so hard. Personal highlight for me was that Matt Hardy promo. That dude’s on another planet. That ‘Cold Blood’ or whatever it is, is such a dumb name. The whole PPV felt like an episode of Impact or something. The matches were terrible. All of them. Angle/Jarrett was probably the best, but it was the typical TNA match where they have a crap load of near falls and then the match ends with a roll up, or in this case, a counter to a sunset flip. At least Kurt didn’t blatantly blade in front of the camera guy this time.

I hope Kurt gets out when his contract expires, signs a deal through 'Mania with WWE and works a program with Thwagger. I can’t believe the dude is going along with this storyline line.

Yeah Kurt needs to leave. I use to like TNA but they are becoming a joke down there every thing about TNA screams low budget.

I’ve watched it twice already. I haven’t seen it in years and it is still as good as I remember. It also made me find Beyond the Mat and watch that again. Nostalgia setting in maybe.

Yeah it is actually on Netflix instant que.

After a thrilling Valentine’s weekend with my GF…I came back home just in time to ruin it with more TNA BS. :shake:

  • I missed the opening match…I’m guessing it was a X-Division match that was better than the entire PPV?

  • Poor poor poor poor poor poor poor poor Samoa…wait, WUT? You mean Joe actually WON?!? :wow: The match was actually kinda…dull. Huh. And what’s with Kato from The Green Hornet being Joe’s sidekick? Oh TNA stereotypes… And all this feud over a nudie bar trip. Hah hah, RUSSORIFIC.

  • Wow, that 6-man tag team match was garbage. Get those security guys off my TV. Didn’t work when they tried it with those MEM security dudes…sure as hell aint gonna work now. Oh Robtista…you and your generic power moves. Best part of the match was knowing that Steiner is still batshit insane.

  • Oh, a KO match? Mmmm…Mickie Pocahontas = DO WANT! My God, Madison’s music is HORRENDOUS. KILLER HERPEEEEEEES! LOL @ trying to do sneaky shit in a no DQ match. SHENANIGANS! Oh, Madison is still champ… Let’s move along… :bluu:

  • Wait, is Fatt Hardy trying to compete with Steiner in the insane promo department? Stop stealing your bro’s stash, Fattie! Another match that promised a lot yet still fell short. Why was Fatty doing funny faces throughout the match? :confused:

  • Man, this Dudleyz feud…it needs to die. You can pretty much tell that they’re gonna drag this feud as long as they can, because after it’s over…they won’t have anyone else to feud with (because no one will care at that point). LOL @ Bubba pinning one of the kids…AND IT COUNTED AS A W! :rofl: I was sorta expecting another stupid heel turn by the kids on their daddy…oh well, next time!

  • JJ vs. Angle…man, when a Angle match isn’t even exciting anymore, you can tell even Krazy Kurt is half-assing it. As per usual…Angle kicks out of a thousand finishes, only to fall by basic shit. Then he didn’t know if he should act sad or angry. Then he just dumped his sneakers because they kept untying themselves throughout the match. Man, WTF? NEXT!

  • OMG @ all these botches for the main event. Kenderson nearly giving himself another concussion and that finish where Jeff almost killed himself (too bad he failed). LOL @ Kenderson entering the ring fast a fuck to stop Jeff…yet lingers at the bottom of the ladder for no given reason, WHAAA? Oh, Jeff is champion again…

WHAT DID I JUST SEEEEEE?

One, Kurt, please go back to the 'E. Seriously…just do it.

You guys are going to have to fill me in on the second half of Raw. I’m heading out to WalMart to earn my free copy of MvC3.

You can tell mainstream wrestling is shit when the current product of “E” is the better alternative lol.

Except the 'E is actually trying to better themselves. Sure the writing is meh, but it’s very hard to appease us TBQH. At least they’re getting tried and true good wrestlers to push the program forward. Just wish Low Ki would’ve stuck it out for one more month, because I’m sure he would’ve gotten his program push for sure by the Rumble, if not a week or two after.

But I don’t know how it’s shit when the 'E is better. It’d be TRUE shit if TNA were the better of the two. TNA at this point is officially beyond repair and just needs to die.

After last weeks episode of RAW and SD I don’t really know lol, I mean I am enjoying the WWE a lot more recently then compared to a year ago and granted I am impressed by the fact that I have noticed steady improvements but there is some serious shit still holding it back. I think once miz,orton,king and the divas are given the axe the show will improve considerably.

As for TNA…I dunno I dont even wanna call it TNA anymore because the TNA in my mind was the golden era of great wrestlings pulling out great matches. The x-division days is what made me stop watching the WWE and now It can barely pass off as a 2nd rate WWE brand…very sad.

So…guest host for 'mania…

Everyone agree it’s the Rock?

So…guest host for 'mania…

Everyone agree it’s the Rock?

They had a bad week. Something about the 'E these days has them mindfucking themselves whenever Mania gets close you know, to try and swerve everyone and shit because they don’t want Mania to be predictable. WWE’s at its best when they don’t try too damn hard with their storylines. Shit will probably tighten up after Mania since they won’t be trying to do so much crap at once.

Yes it’s sad, but what do you want to do? Hogan isn’t going to leave any time soon, and as long as he and his boys are there, it’s going to be perpetual shit. The only reason it isn’t dead right now is because they were smart enough to bail on the Monday Night competition they were planning.

It could be. I don’t know, the only way I’d say it’s a sure thing is if this Mania’s in Miami.

I’ll be disappointed if it’s some random celebrity. It’d be nice if it was, in fact, The Rock.

He did put a teaser of “Finally” on his facebook, for what it’s worth.