Wrestling Thread v. Brahma Bull - Sexual innuendos involving pastry time

The best female sports-entertainer (notice I didn’t say wrestler) of all time is Stephanie McMahon imo, not Trish, not Sable or Moolah.

She could get more heat, I’m talking about real heat, than Vicky Guerrero.

She’s basically a female version of Vince except crazier. I still have nightmares of her voice and her face after Triple H ruined her wedding.

steph sucked…she would be nothing without the plastic surgery.

  1. None of the current diva’s are even good at basic wrestling except Beth who they don’t use anymore.

  2. They’re taking a chance with an all diva NXT because it was rushed and its only going to last 5 episodes.

  3. You pointed out the reason I hate the diva’s and knock outs now. None of them are about wrestling. What happened to actual feuds? Oh? LayCool and whoever the diva’s champion is right now, right? Because they want to unify the titles so they threw some shitty feud together. I miss Trish, Molly Holly, Victoria, and even Lita. Its because of idiots like Johnny Ace and that douche Kevin Dunn the womens division is what it is. Its not even about wrestling anymore. Its just some filler, popcorn, eye candy shit. I miss the feuds, I miss the actual wrestling. So yeah, I’d take Sara Del Ray, Allison Danger, Kong, Hamada. They have the looks, they have the mic skills and they can wrestle. But no, Ace and Dunn don’t want that. I’d take them over any of those garbage plastic ring rats.

Loltna.

interesting…wish i could see the match to critique it.

btw i think i am going to start training at kowalski’s prob in the new year.

I’d do it dude. 1500 for a life time membership is awesome. Especially since most wrestling schools are 3k+.

Hmmm…I forgot there are 2 WWE House shows this weekend in PR. Actually today and tomorrow (My hometown of Ponce).

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Being a heel in PR must rule, do they still sell rocks at arenas? Must be kickass

Wish beer money would split from fortune.

Who’s running Kowalskis school? Closest near me was 3k : (

@Divas Talk

Divas who are worth a damn:
Beth Pheonix
Michelle McCool
Layla
Maryse
Eve
Nattie

Everyone else can go for all I care.

forgot about natalie. cause they never use her. She’s too intimidating to be a valet. they should be pushing her like they did with phoenix. hell, put her in a program with phoenix.

:rofl: I wish Jillian would do a female Mr. Kennedy and start preaching on the mic. Lose the singing and start going psycho and such.

@ Zulu: Sorry to say, but it seems that all the female wrestlers who can wrestle IMO, your kongs, hamadas, yes, "thickie Mickie :lovin: " and those who can carry a ring presence like the Glamazon, just don’t get no love from the writers and booking. C’mon. who among you honestly think I’m looking at the bootyful people because of their death-defying, highest flying, ain’t no denying TOTAL NON-STOP ACTION!?!?!? Raise yo’ hands!!!

…Hmmm. Didn’t think so. I watch them shake it and if this PG noise keeps up, they will get the boot and there’s nothing they can do about it.

-Starhammer-

GABY NO KACHI! GABY NO KACHI DA!!!

lariats are cool.

:rofl: Okay. MCMG Did cut a pretty good promo. Thumbs up. Double lulz at chelsea dissing wolfee’s “sword” :rofl: You just NEVER put yourself in that situation unless you KNOW what’s coming. he didn’t know what was coming, but it came…unlike chelsea apparently.

-Starhammer-

Nah man LayCool, MAryse, Eve, Kelly, Alicia, Beth, Natalya, Tamina, and Melina can stay. The rest i really don’t care about. Also most women wrestlers are made of plastic. From trish, to the Plastic Surgery People in TNA (minus Madison).

Really TNA has some of the skankiest broads i’ve ever seen in wrestling

lmao yea, “tell them how i rock your world!” was freaking hilarious. This and the Kendrick promo were great ( seriously this guy always sounds wasted) Magnus reminds me of a time lord.

I don’t mind the divas that much i don’t need them to be great wrestlers, thats what mexico or some joshi is for. If you have no charisma or get any reaction you suck (tiffany, eve)

Oh crap. Here it comes…

THE BORE! BORE! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!

…nah. Abyss gets in it. :tup: Put the dreamer to sleep and lets get the beer.

EDIT: In the name of GOD!! What is that shit you’re wearing AJ? :wtf: baby blue? Seriously? No. SERIOUSLY?

-Starhammer-

chaotic wrestling, kofi kingston was discovered through them so was trips,kazarian and a few others. didnt know 3k is what everyone else was doing.

Yea but Kowalskis dead lol, do you think it would still be good? Still 1500 is great, the samoan school charges like 4k that’s crazy but they did give a lot of stars and snitsky.

That EV2 faction just looks ridiculous.

Is Tommy Dreamer’s TNA gimmick wearing boots that do not go with his other ring gear? I find it funny that he’s supposeably doing at least some of the booking now, and also finds himself in a main event PPV match with the top heel in the company. xD Yup ~ TNA not taking JR’s advice.

Kendrick looked super out of place. He replaced Foley? Aren’t there a bunch of other ECW guys that could of replaced him?

The Four Fortmen are still a decent faction I guess. That thing with their hand they do looks retarded though. Sabu and Doug Williams, where the fuck did that come from? The ‘I will retire’ stipulation effectively removes any doubt of who will win the world title though. So that’s shitty.

re - WWE Diva’s they just rename it the ‘Cunts who cant’ wrassle’ Division. I think it’s pretty clear they don’t give a shit about the quality of their women’s matches or they would of done something about them earlier. Apparently, bitches partying is a problem, but them not being able to cut promos or have a decent match doesn’t matter. Fucking ass.

Only Divas worth a damn are Beth, Natalya, McCool, Jillian. Eve has gotten a lil better and Maryse has good mannerism and what-not, but they still aren’t that good. Everyone else is pretty much straight up terrible. Kelly Kelly, Tiffany, Rosa, Bellas, Alicia Fox, Mileena … all just varying shades of awful.

Did Rhyno just say he’s been there for six years? So he joined in 2004? … did they even have their tv deal with Spike in 2004? .___.

So yeah, does anyone else find it ironic that Fortune is super against outsiders coming in to their company to take over and get paychecks, yet their leader is Ric fucking Flair? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Okay. As far as the Divas ? a lot are pretty good. It’s WWE writing that is bad. I have enjoyed a lot of Diva matches, but they are ended short.