Wrestling Thread v. Brahma Bull - Sexual innuendos involving pastry time

Stuart_Hayden · 2010-12-15T21:12:40.000Z

ROH Final Battle Card for this Saturday.

ROH World Title Match
Roderick Strong © vs. Davey Richards

Career vs. Mask in a Fight without Honor
Kevin Steen vs El Generico

6-Man Tag Grudge Match
Kings of Wrestling and Shane Hagadorn vs. Jay, Mark and “Papa” Briscoe

ROH Legend vs. ROH Legend
Christopher Daniels vs. Homicide

Women of Honor Tag Team Dream Match
Sara Del Ray and Serena Deeb vs. Daizee Haze and Amazing Kong

First Time Ever Singles Match
Eddy Edwards vs. Kenny Omega

Scientific Wrestling Showdown
Colt Cabana vs. TJP

Tag Team Challenge Match
All Night Express (Rhett Titus and Kenny King) vs. Adam Cole and Kyle O’Relly

Aside from the Tag team challenge, KoW vs. Briscoes (I hate family involved Story lines for the most part) and the World Title match the card looks amazing.

Really excited about Cabana vs. TJP

Lantis · 2010-12-15T21:59:18.000Z

Saitsuofleaves:

I would laugh my ass off if Kenderson sued TNA. He’d win pretty easily too.

It would be pretty funny if he did that, and then on some Impact, he would confess being a mole for the WWE and that he came to destroy TNA from the inside. :wgrin:

Stuart_Hayden · 2010-12-15T22:03:22.000Z

So…word on the grape vine is that Teddy Hart is taking rehab and anger management classes in hopes to get back into the WWE’s good graces since he’s been suspended from AAA indefinitely. His contract from them is said to expire mid next year as well.

Lantis · 2010-12-15T22:09:56.000Z

Yeah, and being suspended by AAA actually means you’re fucking up BIG TIME, because that company has a pretty lax (i.e. non-existant) drug policy (pretty much everyone can pop steroids without fear of anything), and El Mesias (Judas Messiah from TNA, if you can remember him) was actually caught by the police doing cocaine and assaulting a taxi driver and he STILL didn’t serve any time/get suspended.

It’s like TNA, but with more enabling. :looney:

jae_hoon · 2010-12-15T22:48:46.000Z

Stuart_Hayden:

ROH Final Battle Card for this Saturday.

Aside from the Tag team challenge, KoW vs. Briscoes (I hate family involved Story lines for the most part) and the World Title match the card looks amazing.

Really excited about Cabana vs. TJP

Who is TJP?

ben · 2010-12-15T22:51:45.000Z

TJ Perkins - I think he was in TNA briefly as PUMA.

Stuart_Hayden · 2010-12-15T22:51:48.000Z

jae_hoon:

Who is TJP?

TJ Perkins/Puma. I wasn’t a fan of his for the longest time but him vs. Munenori Sawa at EVOLE 1 changed my mind. It was one of the best matches I had seen in years.

And yeah, he was in TNA for a bit as Puma. He mainly works in Florida and the upper east coast now.

ben · 2010-12-15T23:21:14.000Z

if teddy comes to WWE and actually gets his shit straight - chance of hart dynasty v2 with DH smith and teddy? they can cut a promo about tyson not being a hart, then we have a big guy/little guy vs. big guy/little guy tag team rivalry going.

haha this shirt is horrible
http://www.wweshop.com/item/daniel-bryan-submission-wrestling-authentic-t-shirt/newreleases/01-13034

evilj · 2010-12-16T00:01:42.000Z

I like TJ only because he represents Riverside County CA. Roderick Strong is so overrated. Though I would prefer him over Morishima. The hate is still strong for that guy.

Stuart_Hayden · 2010-12-16T00:03:33.000Z

I like Morishima.
I don’t think he deserved the world title. But I liked his ROH run. The only matches of his I didn’t really like were against Austin Aries. (I think Austin Aries is a better talker than wrestler. He’s insanely over rated imo)

odin · 2010-12-16T00:22:20.000Z

Lantis:

It would be pretty funny if he did that, and then on some Impact, he would confess being a mole for the WWE and that he came to destroy TNA from the inside. :wgrin:

i could write a novel on the people that have been “moles” to destroy it from the inside haha

blinky77 · 2010-12-16T01:44:30.000Z

According to pwinsider.com, Kenny Omega dislocated his ankle training and will miss this weekend’s final battle event. There is no word yet on his replacement at this time, and it has not been determined how much time he will miss.

Well damn.

Starhammer · 2010-12-16T02:56:50.000Z

ThePurpleBunny:

Yeah, my first thought is KOF Athena riding Batista. So no, I’m not using Google to search that.

Am I a sick bastard because I would look at a .gif of this? BTW, I hate that little fish-faced bitch in the first two KOF games.

-Starhammer-

Starhammer · 2010-12-16T02:59:50.000Z

Lantis:

Yeah, and being suspended by AAA actually means you’re fucking up BIG TIME, because that company has a pretty lax (i.e. non-existant) drug policy (pretty much everyone can pop steroids without fear of anything), and El Mesias (Judas Messiah from TNA, if you can remember him) was actually caught by the police doing cocaine and assaulting a taxi driver and he STILL didn’t serve any time/get suspended.

It’s like TNA, but with more enabling. :looney:

Where is Mesiahs at anyway? If he returns, maybe Ariel (Salina from the LAX) will be back. :lovin: Muy Caliente indeed!!

-Starhammer-

Stuart_Hayden · 2010-12-16T03:04:36.000Z

blinky77:

Well damn.

This fucking sucks. A lot of peope (including myself) were looking forward to his US return. This is bad news for Japan too because him and Kota Ibushi are IWGP Tag Team Champions and 2 of the top baby faces in DDT.

Hawkingbird · 2010-12-16T05:35:15.000Z

Angry Miz girl is no longer angry

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1379.snc4/163097_131322370260416_131285446930775_199292_5366706_n.jpg

Starhammer · 2010-12-16T05:56:47.000Z

Hawkingbird:

Angry Miz girl is no longer angry

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1379.snc4/163097_131322370260416_131285446930775_199292_5366706_n.jpg

NOOOOO MIZ!! You’ve spoiled her future debut as Beth 2.0!! She coulda been the NEW Botchtista!!! All is ruined! RUINED I SAY!!!

-Starhammer-

Saitsuofleaves · 2010-12-16T06:16:29.000Z

We still have our memories…but this is just another thing the Miz has ruined during his Age of Awesome.

Don’t worry though…it’s all just a ruse. A trap. Once Miz has his guard down, BAM!!!

Geese_Pants · 2010-12-16T08:45:32.000Z

Miz is playing the Game…

WWE Chairman Vince McMahon is said to be very happy with current Heavyweight Champion Mike “The Miz” Mizanin.

“Miz is doing exactly what John Cena did to get over with The Boss,” a key backstage figure told WrestleZone this evening, “he’s doing every possible media appearance, especially on his days off, and has been WWE 24/7 since given the push.”

Miz has not only been doing interviews lined up by WWE’s publicity department, but has set up a series of his own leads to promote his reign as WWE Champion.

“Miz knows guys like HHH are just waiting to bury him behind the scenes,” WrestleZone was told, “he’s seen it happen to a lot of people, even Cena and Orton at times, and he’s determined not to let the backstabbers take this push away from him!”

slash5150 · 2010-12-16T08:52:13.000Z

Haha I bet you HHH sends him a pair of what the Miz used to wear, just waiting for him to put them on.