Wrestling Thread v. Brahma Bull - Sexual innuendos involving pastry time

Lucretz · 2010-12-14T10:19:49.000Z

I’m watching the first hour on replay now.

omg - The little girl got a huge pop when they showed her on the Tron. ‘Angry demon girl reacting to the Miz winning the WWE championship.’ ahahaha … and now the trolling will commence. :rof:

nothing · 2010-12-14T10:48:20.000Z

I turned on RAW about ten minutes or so into the show, saw Arquette, and immediately turned off my TV. I knew this week’s RAW would be even worse than usual.

Saitsuofleaves · 2010-12-14T10:56:31.000Z

nothing:

I turned on RAW about ten minutes or so into the show, saw Arquette, and immediately turned off my TV. I knew this week’s RAW would be even worse than usual.

That’s too bad because it actually was solid.

ThePurpleBunny · 2010-12-14T11:09:59.000Z

I didn’t watch. Now that I see Arquette was involved, I’m damn glad I didn’t.

I don’t care if it was a solid RAW. There’s no way I can stomach seeing him on a wrestling show ever again. That brings back nightmares no one should have to relive.

Lantis · 2010-12-14T11:43:13.000Z

What’s up with David Arquette’s raspy voice? Did he have a sore throat or something? Well, at least he is aware that he isn’t very loved in the wrestling business, so that’s why he trolled full force. :wonder:

Hah hah…Big Show mentioning “THE IMMORTAL Hulk Hogan”. Oh Show, hope we don’t see you on TNA next year for that…

I thought for a moment that Wade was gonna fuck over the Nexus and disband them or something. Hope he becomes Galvatron and starts beating on his minions for no given reason (kinda like how Galvatron did it). What?! A chairs match with Cena at the PPV? I thought Mysterio/ADR already had that stipulation?

slash5150 · 2010-12-14T12:01:35.000Z

He was busy in the back taking over for Michael Cole since the miz was back there.

HA

Starhammer · 2010-12-14T12:15:27.000Z

Lantis:

Hah hah…Big Show mentioning “THE IMMORTAL Hulk Hogan”. Oh Show, hope we don’t see you on TNA next year for that…

I thought for a moment that Wade was gonna fuck over the Nexus and disband them or something. Hope he becomes Galvatron and starts beating on his minions for no given reason (kinda like how Galvatron did it). What?! A chairs match with Cena at the PPV? I thought Mysterio/ADR already had that stipulation?

Nah. They ain’t gonna future E no Big Show. No damn way. I was thinking the same thing about the Rey and ADR match. I guess they’ll make that something different now. Hopefully a cage match or hell-in-a-cell. It’s too early for an “I Quit” match for ADR unless they intend to drop Rey Rey, but it doesn’t look like that is the direction they will go in. I hope not. ADR is SO over in the heel world in such a short time that not even the WWE can mess this up.

-Starhammer-

Hawkingbird · 2010-12-14T12:39:17.000Z

Lantis:

What?! A chairs match with Cena at the PPV? I thought Mysterio/ADR already had that stipulation?

It seems the WWE gonna have two matches of the same type for the TLC PPV. So far we have two chairs matches, two table matches, two ladder matches and one TLC match

Saitsuofleaves · 2010-12-14T12:52:37.000Z

Hawkingbird:

It seems the WWE gonna have two matches of the same type for the TLC PPV. So far we have two chairs matches, two table matches, two ladder matches and one TLC match

We do? Because they didn’t advertise any SD matches except Kane/Edge.

slash5150 · 2010-12-14T13:25:23.000Z

IIRC

Chair match, Barrett vs Cena
Tables – Miz/Orton
TLC – Edge vs Kane
Ladder Match – Morrison vs Sheamus

Hawkingbird · 2010-12-14T13:32:14.000Z

Saitsuofleaves:

We do? Because they didn’t advertise any SD matches except Kane/Edge.

Commentary filled in for other unannounced matches. Before the Swagger vs Edge match Cole say that Teddy Long make a Triple Threat Ladder match for the Intercontinental championship between Zigger, Kofi and Swagger.

Raw GM made a Divas tag tables match LayCool vs Beth Phoenix and Natalya for the PPV. Essentially a Smackdown match.

nothing · 2010-12-14T14:51:01.000Z

I read that they were going to drop the stipulation for the Rey/ADR match because Rey’s working with a bad shoulder.

That just doesn’t sound quite right to me though. I think you can work a pretty safe chairs match, but whatever. Either way, I imagine Rey’s going to take some time off after this to let his shoulder heal. I hope this at least means that ADR will take the match, but knowing Rey, he’ll go over ADR and still take time off…

Saitsuofleaves · 2010-12-14T14:54:21.000Z

nothing:

I read that they were going to drop the stipulation for the Rey/ADR match because Rey’s working with a bad shoulder.

That just doesn’t sound quite right to me though. I think you can work a pretty safe chairs match, but whatever. Either way, I imagine Rey’s going to take some time off after this to let his shoulder heal. I hope this at least means that ADR will take the match, but knowing Rey, he’ll go over ADR and still take time off…

That would be Rey’s way…but we’ll see at SD if they still advertise it.

Save_Us.Negrotron · 2010-12-14T15:45:42.000Z

Best Wrestler of the Year(male) - Randy Orton
Worst Wrestler of the Year (male) - David Otunga (he’s growing on me though. I don’t know why.)
Best Wrestler of the year (female) - Michelle McCool (And not a single fuck will be given about what any of you have to say)
Worst Wrestler of the year (female) - B]Everyone who’s last name isn’t Pheonix, Neidhart, Ouellet and El.**
Segment of the year - Pee Wee Herman vs The Miz
Match of the Year - American Dragon vs I Am Perfection @ Bragging Rights
PPV of the Year - Bragging Rights
Promotion of the year - WWE
Most Improved - Layla
Joey Styles “OMFG” award - The Nexus Debut
Michael Troll award - Michael Cole, Josh Matthews and Matt Stryker vs NXT Season 3
Future Endeavor award - MVP
Who should fucking retire award - The Undertaker

Stuart_Hayden · 2010-12-14T18:19:50.000Z

Save_Us.Negrotron:

Best Wrestler of the Year(male) - Randy Orton
Worst Wrestler of the Year (male) - David Otunga (he’s growing on me though. I don’t know why.)
Best Wrestler of the year (female) - Michelle McCool (And not a single fuck will be given about what any of you have to say)
Worst Wrestler of the year (female) - Everyone who’s last name isn’t Pheonix, Neidhart, Ouellet and El.
Segment of the year - Pee Wee Herman vs The Miz
Match of the Year - American Dragon vs I Am Perfection @ Bragging Rights
PPV of the Year - Bragging Rights
Promotion of the year - WWE
Most Improved - Layla
Joey Styles “OMFG” award - The Nexus Debut
Michael Troll award - Michael Cole, Josh Matthews and Matt Stryker vs NXT Season 3
Future Endeavor award - MVP
Who should fucking retire award - The Undertaker

Hm…if we’re talkin’ just WWE then I pretty much agree with this list.

Save_Us.Negrotron · 2010-12-14T22:25:05.000Z

So Batista’s 18 year old daughter has a sex tape.

odin · 2010-12-14T22:29:24.000Z

… with batista

ben · 2010-12-14T22:38:30.000Z

save_us.negrotron:

so batista’s 18 year old daughter has a sex tape.

pmpmpmpmpmpmpmpmpmpmpmpmpmpmpmpmpmpmpm

Dragonfave723 · 2010-12-14T22:43:23.000Z

Save_Us.Negrotron:

So Batista’s 18 year old daughter has a sex tape.

odin:

… with batista

I bang ALOOOOOOOOOONNE!1!!11! :mad:

D-Force · 2010-12-14T22:51:01.000Z

save_us.negrotron:

so batista’s 18 year old daughter has a sex tape.

odin:

… with batista

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “DAVE SMASH!!”