Wrestling Thread v. Brahma Bull - Sexual innuendos involving pastry time

so im playing smackdown vs raw in the wwe Universe…Chris Jericho vs John Cena for #1 contender and Santino of all people runs in and Lays us both out “To make a Statement” :looney:

DEM RAW BE WAR SPOIELERZZZZ

RAW tonight

Spoiler

Raw opened with John Cena in the ring. He brought out Wade Barrett, who said that tonight will be a party but has to deal with Nexus invading Smackdown. There was a loud “Who are you” chant at David Otunga. Barrett has Cena announce Randy Orton, who came out to the ring. The mystery GM chimes in to announce that Orton vs. Barrett at The Survivor Series will be a Submissions match. The GM also announced it will be Team Barrett vs. Team Orton tonight with Cena as the ref. The GM will pick the members of Team Orton.

Eve Torres and Bellas defeated Maryse, Alicia Fox and Tamina after the Bella pulled a switch.

There is a backstage segment with The Nexus.

*The Usos defeated The Hart Dynasty. During the bout, DH Smith tried to walk out but was stopped by Natalya. The Usos pinned Tyson Kidd after a splash.

*They announce John Cena vs. David Otunga for later.

*A talk segment, Tea with Santino Marella as host, featuring Sheamus as the guest.

They officially announce Old School Raw.

WWE champion Randy Orton cuts a promo. Miz comes out and announces he’s on Team Orton.

*Goldust pinned Ted DiBiase. Aksana kept Maryse from stealing the belt.

*John Cena pinned David Otunga with the Attitude Adjustment.

*Nexus is going to Smackdown. Otunga vs. Edge. If he doesn’t win he is out of Nexus.

*Tea Time with Santino featuring Sheamus turns into a match ordered by the GM. Sheamus wins by DQ. John Morrison makes the save for Santino.

*Backstage, Wade Barrett tells John Cena that if he comes through at the PPV, Nexus will leave him completely alone going forward.

*The Nexus defeated Randy Orton, Mark Henry, Daniel Bryan, The Miz, and R Truth after the Miz turned on Orton’s team.

My Thoughts

[details=Spoiler] LOL We all know Otunga is going to win because ADR will interfere in the Edge/Otunga Match.

LOL at Miz turning on team RAW. Like we didn’t see that happening.

Also I might just have to check this RAW out just for Tea Time with Santinos

Also, WTF with Aksana and Goldie? Didn’t the girl just turn her back on Goldie last week?

WWE, we know you aren’t going to break up DH and Tyson so why are you bothering with this!
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:rofl: yeah, Eric B saying that just conjures a picture of a pot and a kettle talking trash about which one looks more burnt up.

-Starhammer-

Raw UK spoilers

Spoiler

lol submission match. Probably going to be a screwjob finish again. And here I thought this was the year they made peace with Bret?

He deserves to be screwed!!! :rofl:

EDIT: Diva match. Please make it stop. :shake:

-Starhammer-

Oh lol - He tried to run away.

Starscream gettin shot the fuck down.

lol@ dude dressed up as michael jackson durin the santino promo.

Why is the WWE making Santino a pussy??

cause he’s loveable?

Men love pussy.

-Starhammer-

Why do people want Santino to be a dominator or something? If he did he wouldn’t be as over as he is.

Fun raw Kozlov is the man and the tag match was fun.

Hm.

Impact

Spoiler

New TNA Championship Belt Debuted At Tonight’s TNA Impact Taping (Spoiler)

http://i52.tinypic.com/2ng8t35.jpg

I think the belt looks ok.

While I didn’t really like this week’s Raw, it made me a fan of Kozlov. If this is how they use him from now on, with a big grin and ruining Santino’s life unintentionally, I’ll be happy.

Kinda feel bad for whoever wins and has to wear the new TNA belt.

Word is that it’s until they can come up with a new deal for Eric…apparently Eric’s contract expired before he and TNA could reach a new deal.

Are you kidding me?!? That shit looks HORRENDOUS! It’s basically a Mardi Gras mask on a purple strap! I can almost guarantee that came from Jeff’s crack-induced mind. I could imagine someone like Krazy Kurt or AJ Styles being embarassed to carry that shit around if they ever won it. :wasted:

God, I hope Edge beats Otunga so he can finally go away…

It’s nice to know that apparently terrible belt design isn’t solely a WWE thing…

That shit is atrocious. Looks like it belongs on some kids halloween costume.

Eric Young is done with TNA. His contract expired at the end of October and they offered him a new deal but at almost less than half of the salary his last contract was.

Gotta make those paycuts for Hogan, Bischoff, RVD and Hardy.