Wrestling Thread v. Brahma Bull - Sexual innuendos involving pastry time

Justin Gabriel is the latest to hit that K^2…

doesnt every wrestler just hit up every diva anyway?

Seriously. Shit is like musical chairs.

That’s a surprise. I thought he would’ve gone for the brunettes.

LOL. The world of professional wrestling: Smoking Grass and stroking ass. :tup:

-Starhammer-

I laughed at that WWE fact. “Last Sunday, WWE Summerslam was the #1 search on Google”. I couldn’t possibly imagine why.

^:rofl: I have to laugh at that one.

Great. so far, Hornswaggle’s back. Let the troll go home. Kane. Put the mic down. Please. You sound like lurch and some librarian had a baby and that kid is currently reading to snot-nosed brats in the park. Go back to the psycho and all will be good.

-Starhammer-

Imagine that! A guy named HOMICIDE in PG WWE??? Yeah…not really gonna happen…unless they change his name to Carlos Cabron. :xeye:

And LOL @ Kelly Kelly, that bitch has been around the block more times than a fuckin’ ice cream truck. :looney:

**Greatest avatar of all time.

And YEAH! Alberto wins with a awesome finisher! Woo!**

Kane cut a great promo IMO I mean yes it was a tad corny but I enjoyed the whole entire thing.

Husky Harris is the sorta big guy right? Isn’t his finisher like a flip or something?

Anyone who is fat and moves around like a not fat guy is great in my book. Just pair his big ass up with Teddy.

I need to see Alberto in action. Gotta see dat HOT DOG armbar.

aw man I thought serena was going to hit the go2sleep.

Mannnn. Lucha Libre USA on MTV is soooo bad.

The main event was Malyce vs. Rellik (That’s Killer backwords.) in a hardcore match.
And if you remember, both of them were in TNA.

like…its laughably bad.

LMAO. Rellik. That’s what he has become now. He got buried with the quickness and he actually started out pretty good if memory serves.

I have to admit, I was impressed with the new guy vs Rey. However, can they POSSIBLY make the guy look more like a one-sided pompus ass? Geez.

…And again, Kane? No more mic. Please. I’m wiping blood off my couch because my ears ruptured.

-Starhammer-

No shit? Rellik is back? :lol:

I read that Carlito would join that Lucha show on MTV too.

Big Show and Rey should retire. Actually Rey could put over a few of the upcoming stars over before he does. Mark Henry should be gone too. Anybody who’s been there for 10 years and can’t serve the gatekeeper role like Regal needs to be gone.

“it appears to me, this man has two faces”

curse you, stryker and your witty hidden meanings.

great debut.

when did it become ok to use submissions again (if you’re not cena)?

I remember vince said it “made people look weak” and for the longest time (at least a couple years), submissions weren’t as prevalent.

Submissions have been ok for a while. Jericho actually made people tap out with the Walls, Ziggler and his sleeper, and even Khali’s vice grip made a comeback vs. Ted Jr. :lol:

Heck, even the crossface as a finisher is a go now, with Daniel Bryan.

New age. New stars. New styles.

Our years of LOLpushingnewstars has finally paid off.

Alberto DEL RIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
: D

That made me so happy, seeing Mysterio tap the fuck out, super clean. That moment when he was just standing on his arm on the steps and smiling like an asshole was great too. Push this mother fucker to the Moon.

Noooo, not Skipdozer. : / Well, that blows. Why is it only the credible ones are going down? Not that Skip is amazing, but he’s the best power guy there. Is Otunga gonna be the strong arm now? Dammit. I guess they could bring Husky in but they probably have better plans for him then that.

Also: RELLIK IS KILLER SPELLED BACKWARDS JB. lolol I actually kind of liked Johnny Stamboli too.

TNA, LOL, pushingnewstars

Sheffield is much better now after NXT. Otunga still sucks. Doesn’t even belong in a group as he’s more of a solo character. Black Cena will probably go face soon. Gabriel is much better as a heel in the black tights.