Wrestling Thread v.4 - WELCOME BACK AMERICAN DRAGON!

Hahaha@pic.

I like how they’re portraying Dolph as far as him and Maria. Like they aren’t doing the typical “Im a heel so Im cheating” thing.

Oh hells yeah. I needed that laugh too. I would rep, but I must first spread it around.

First match and it’s…Kane? Please. Stop Kane. Just Stop. You’re not Undertaker 2.0, You’re not even Taker-lite. You’re a wanna-be bully?

YOU’RE 6’-FUCKIN-10"!!! The school bully WISHES he was that damn big!! ALL THE SCHOOL BULLIES WISH THEY WERE THAT BIG!!! Kane, it’s a good thing that Jeff has fucked up as badly as he has, or you could be the biggest fail. :qcf: :hcb: :tdown:

-Starhammer-

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Jeff’s mugshot + ^that pic and caption = perfect av

On it.

:tup:

Mr. Ziggles!

Morrison’s mic skills have leveled up a bit.

:rofl: Now listen! This isn’t my LSD!

Come on!! those pills don’t belong to me!!

:rofl: OMG!!! My damn chest is still hurting!!! :rofl: I’ve got to do one with Edge at some point. He’s always been my favorite.

-Starhammer-

Monkey on a cupcake!!

Crutch to the ovary. 1, 2, 3. You win!

Was that Layla’s first victory, like, ever?

The Truth’s promo must have been in pig latin or something, because I couldn’t understand any of it. Something about kicking cats…

Why you gotta make fun of The Truth like that huh? It’s because he’s black isn’t it? ISN’T IT??

:rofl: Oh man it took forever for me to post that cause I was dying.

LOL@R Truth’s promo… Damn. Fight the darkness.

A little surprising with the Punk win though. Still, I’m not feeling this whole straight-edge noise though. C’mon. with all that blow Jeff had in his house, he’s no stranger to “straight edges”. :rofl:

Oh yes. I DID go there.

-Starhammer-

Ahahahaha, I already figured that buttcrack harvey would be doing something like that the moment his contract with the wwe finishes.
LOL
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SD was pretty good yet again. Punk’s promo is really good, and it’s cool to see taker wearing that lord of darkness coat without the hat yet again. I am starting to like morrison more as his matches are great, but his current promo seems kinda forced and he comes off as a script follower instead of looking more natural in that promo.

Finlay’s music gets on my nerves.

Edit: Whoa, Diggler’s got some sweet cheetah gloves. “El Zigurino”… “Mr. Zigglez”…

Fuuuuckin ayyyy, Morrison killed him.

I just realized that Jericho’s titantrons have never had any real footage of him.

This fan made one is cool

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Lol I got it

Jeff Hardy A Decade of Drug Offense

Ohshit. I see what you did there. :rofl:

Lets hope Jeff Hardy ends up in AAA. We’ll have Lantis keep tabs on him. :lol:

Yeah, I’ll just take pics of him being passed out on the sidewalk with some cheap-ass “seoritas”, ya know what I’m sayin’?