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Matt Hardy posts near-cock picks on his WWE universe profile. Dude’s a pedo. A fat, shaved pedo.
:wasted:
I could’ve gone my entire life without thinking about Matt Hardy’s cock and whether or not he feels the need to share it with his brother’s fat, underaged female fans.
Thanks, Casey. :wasted::wasted::wasted::wasted:
You’re welcome.
PS He shaves
I wonder if Matt Hardy bangs the shit out of all the 15 year olds Jeff Hardy deems too fat to touch.
Probably bangs whatever inbred cousin birthed him. Dude’s hella inbred.
Inbred.
Enter the world known as WWE.
Here’s your ringside seat. DIRECTV Pay Per View delivers the force, fury and finishing moves of superstars like Triple H, Batista, Matt Hardy, The Big Show, Randy Orton, and Sting. Catch the best of the up-and-coming contenders.
Sting?
Orly.
don’t look too much into it. When the local news was covering the Kurt Angle/Rahka Khan thing they said he was the current WWE Champ.
maybe they mean the WWE 24/7 ondemand where you can order old WCW stuff?
Well as we get closer it is time to start thinking about the SRK Wrestling Thread award Categories. So far I can think of
Wrestler of the year
Tag team of the year
Woman Wrestler of the year(fuck that Diva shit)
Match of the year
Most improved
Most disappointing
Most under and overrated
Announcer of the year
Feud of the year maybe?
Announcer of the year is easily Matt Striker.
Promo of the year
Finish of the year
The Botchista Award…most botched match.
The Steiner Award…WTF did he/she say?
The Future Endeavor Award…best firing.
Announcer of the year has to be Tazz just for replacing Don West the past few weeks. You dont even need to put in a years work for me to appreciate it.
I would say most over rated is Randy Orton but thats just because I dont like him at all. He may be able to wrestle but he cant sell, does terrible promo’s and is consistently walking slow with that pedo look in his eyes and his arms down by his side like hes about to draw a gun. I really, really cant stand him.
A few more to add
Best PPV
Best Feud
"The Luger" aka Wow I can’t believe that guy is still alive Award
Worst PPV
Worst Wrestler of the Year
"The Steve Richards Lifetime Achievement Award"(how to completely suck ass at wrestling but still stay employed)
Best SRK Wrestling Poster
Most Defining Moment
Worst Match
Most Deserving of a Push
Least Deserving of a Push(AKA the JBL award)
Best looking Diva
Worst Looking Diva(AKA the Awesome Kong award)
Best Wrestler with a Terrible Gimmick
…
We aren’t picking candidates yet just categories.
What the fuck are you talking about Orton can’t sell? Have you seen him sell a super kick?
AND HE WALKS SLOW BECAUSE HE’S A HEEL! DUH.
Jumped the gun, sorry 
I have and doesnt he do them well. Im not an avid watcher of wrestling anymore but I’m just commenting on what I have seen recently. Near enough everytime I’ve seen Triple H pedigree him hes had his arm ready to take the force ages away from landing and makes it blatently obvious. I dunno, I just dont like him. Does having a stale annoying stare come with the walking slow heel angle as well?
Fake ass niggas think they Razor Ramon :annoy:
What IS this thread?
:looney: