Wrestling Thread v.4 - WELCOME BACK AMERICAN DRAGON!

Woo Wrestling Thread V4, party time :woot::party: I thought Taker came to SummerSlam for the Hardy Farewell cuz he heard they were giving away free rocks but it seems he got there too late and had to chokeslam Punk to see if he had any rocks on him :shake:.

lol@ title change.

No mention of the epic 3 hour Raw? The tragic sacrifices of ramp and table and the ultimate backstabbing of ladder will go unremembered? Bucket of KFC grilled chicken would not be pleased.

:rofl:

I believe that was in the IRC channel but it was still hilarious. This thread is too good.

+1 concussion added to kick.

All the good shit came from Smackdown yesterday(except Kain vs Khali), so my question is, what’s the point of watching Raw tonight?

Is it Lilian Garcia’s last night? Who’s the guest host, was it supposed to be Adamle?

requesting dave meltzer / bryan alvarez’s wrestling observer / figure 4 weekly be added to the opening post. also please add kurt angle: hooray.

yeah, its reported as lilian’s last night.

floyd mayweather is hosting in vegas.

raw roulette right?

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I’m still kinda shocked the writers have kept the belt out of Cena’s hands for this long.

I’m still kinda shocked the writers didn’t let Cena change the World Heavyweight Championship belt into some kind of diamond encrusted spinning insult to title belts like they did with the WWE Title.

Honestly, that’s my been my most consistent gripe with WWE over the last 4 years…the Spinner Belt looks like shit. They need to bring back the “Big Gold Eagle” belt from 1998-2002, or maybe the Undisputed design from 2002-2005. ANYTHING would look better.

When was the last time the WWE title actually…spinned?
I haven’t seen it spin for a long ass time.

I read online that the logo doesn’t actually spin anymore.

You make an ugly ass novelty belt for ONE DUDE, remove said novelty from the ugly belt, and have OTHER DUDES hold onto the title more than he gets it…what’s the point in that?

Summerfest signs you may have missed:

The chicken incident and Table going heel was in the channel.

WTV4!! :party::rock::pray::smokin::cool::woot::nunchuck: :hitit: :tup::bgrin::cybot::smile::china::amazed: :badboy: :karate::wink::lovin::angel::looney::lol::rofl: :clapdos: :qcb: :hcf: :hcb: :qcf::love:

Yes. I had to use that many emotes because this thread represents so many of the good things on SRK.

YEAH!! The 4th installment of the ever famous Wrestling thread is now here. I haven’t scanned the whole thing yet, but I will. I guess I didn’t expect it to get so big so fast…nor did I expect to oversleep by eight hours. Well, I had to get in and show my face before tonight’s three-hour RAW. you know I’m gonna be up in that.

-Starhammer-

So we have all betrayed Wrestling thread V.3…and went to v.4.
Nice.

You forgot to add something to the recap about the best 09er in the business joining your ranks.

Im just sayin! :wonder:

“Sorry V.3, I’m leaving you”
“But why!? We’ve been together so long, so many memories…we’ve laughed at the greatness of Smackdown, struggled through the shittiness of Raw, were amazed at how bad TNA PPVs are…WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?”
"Quite frankly, you’re too damn old bitch. Its been fun. *walks out door into the loving arms of v.4"
“Whore! YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!”

Updated first post with more history and with the links mentioned.

I’m not going to copy paste it but here’s the news for today
-Cena is one of the main supporters of WWE going PG. (Though we all kinda figured this)
-Mayweathers car was found at a crime scene. He was later cleared of suspicion because he takes his kids to the skating rink every sunday where the shooting took place. Wrong place wrong time kind of deal.
-Diva’s have been getting backlash and scorned for showing too much cleavage. Ironically, Vince has been wanting to focus more on the petite/bikini model style Diva’s. :stuck_out_tongue:

Add this to the first page please :rofl:

WHAT…fuck this PG shit.
Cleavage was the only thing that made Lita remotely attractive.