Wrestling Thread v.4 - WELCOME BACK AMERICAN DRAGON!

Stuart_Hayden · September 4, 2009, 1:25pm

It’s doesn’t help that they are the 327th most visited site on the internet (my firefox apps tells me so.)
gross.

I say we plan an invasion.

ThePurpleBunny · September 4, 2009, 1:26pm

Get the nWo avatars ready.

Luc · September 4, 2009, 1:37pm

http://fans.wwe.com/snakewilkinson

Join and add me. Some shitfuck already took ‘srk’ so… http://fans.wwe.com/srkwrestling

Stuart_Hayden · September 4, 2009, 1:44pm

I’m surprised they have an ROH section.

Stuart_Hayden · September 4, 2009, 1:50pm

I made sure to make my first post a memorable one. :lol:
http://fans.wwe.com/go/thread/view/701/18629558/Is_jeff_hardy_leaving_the_WWE&post_num=38#345008285

LunarNova · September 4, 2009, 2:20pm

Damn… the one night I decide to not care about TNA and it’s good from what I hear. The hell. (On the other hand… what I ended up doing wasn’t that bad either. It was pretty fun.)

Luciano Leone:

“The WWE Universe” is fucking hilarious. Here’s one thread made in one of the 54365435 forums on it regarding Chavo vs. Hornswoggle entitled “chavo vs hornswoogle”. Note the OP’s name: “king mike aka maryse is mrs monday night sexy”. Yes that is his name.

Here is the entire post.

And then… his signature (I bolded what I thought was the funniest):

holyshit

[details=Spoiler]fan of superstars

ric flair
hulk hogan
undertaker
stone cold steve austin
triple h
shawn michaeles
big show
jeff and matt hardy
edge and christion
mvp
the miz
mr kennedy
john morrsion

superstars i hate
John Cena aka super cena soo play with your self cena
batista
randy orton
jack swagger

not removing sig untill wwe rehires mr. kenndey

Its all about the arsenal baby

english and if you don’t like it goaway

NUMBER 1 MARYSE FAN THE HOSSEST DIVA ON RAW

divas im fans off
maryse
mickie james
kelly kelly

John Cena NUMBER 1 hater

10 reasons i hate

1 he gets beat down every match and the last 5 mins he gets up those 5 moves and wins

2 his movies suck

3 when there promting a john cena movie its on 5 times in on the dam show we get it a movie whith john cena in it

4 he in the same group as hanna montana the jonas brothers and sponge bob square pants

5 he needs a change of gimmick he is nooooooo hulk hogan

6 he needs to go to fcw

7 needs a fine tuneing on his 4 moves set

8 heel turn needed

9 became stale alone time ago

10 he sucks

THE MIZ SPEAKS THE TRUTH ABOUT JOHN CENA IF YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH ITS THE TRUTH

THE MIZ IS THE SPEAKER OF ALL JOHN CENA HATERS
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DAM YOU VAIL WOMAN**

damm them kiddies that want john cena all the time parents bann your kiddies from having any john cena stuff

JOHN CENA SUCKS GET USED TO IT KIDDIES HE CAN’T WRESTLE

NOT REMOVEING SIG UNTILL JOHN CENA IS FIRED FROM THE WWE

THERE ONLY ONE EDUARDO THE WALKS THE WALK THE TALKS THE TALK THE PLAYS FOR THE BEST FOOTIE TEAM IN THE WORLD ARSENAL [/details]

Yes that appears after every single one of his 1430 posts.

When your sig is at least five times longer/larger than your posts excluding graphic images… then there’s a problem.

I headdesked at the realization that the poor kid doesn’t know how to copypasta names. “michaeles”? “christion”? He spells “Kennedy” right the first time but not the next?

Thank God the only wrestling thread/forum I will ever frequent on some basis will be this place, where people at least know how to spell, less use their brain and debate/argue/squabble like they know what they’re talking about. At worst, I’ll just lurk that place for the lulz.

As long as you can make another five equally memorable ones before whoever moderates that place considers banning you, I am content.

maxx · September 4, 2009, 5:50pm

hold up what?

Geese_Pants · September 4, 2009, 5:54pm

Why you so mean Wayne…:sad:

Stuart_Hayden · September 4, 2009, 6:20pm

Yup. and they have an MMA section.
I haven’t checked them out bu I doubt they are worth a shit.

Syxx573 · September 4, 2009, 6:43pm

omg 2 new botchamanias in 2 day

oh and check out scott hall’s new internet show

[media=youtube]E6hqohBR70I[/media]

Stuart_Hayden · September 4, 2009, 7:20pm

Let the roster rape commence!

nigel mcguinness has agreed in principle to a contract with world wrestling entertainment.

Nigel has been a tremendous leader in the ring of honor locker room and, without question, a wonderful performer. His merits, both in and out of the ring, are extraordinary and any locker room with nigel mcguinness in it is better for it. We couldn?t be happier for nigel as he takes the next step in his stellar wrestling career, and we extend our heartfelt gratitude to nigel for all he?s worked for and through.

Nigel has pledged to fulfill his scheduled ring of honor commitments. Please join us in philadelphia, boston, and new york as we bid an extremely fond farewell to another member of our family.

Everyone at ring of honor is extremely proud to have called both nigel mcguinness and bryan danielson their own; and we looking forward to seeing their stars shine brighter than ever. Like many of the wonderful sons of ring of honor that have written new chapters in their wrestling annals, we will look on with a bittersweet smile to the future where we have no doubt that nigel and bryan will amaze the masses ? just like they?ve done so many times in ring of honor.

With the closing of this chapter a new one opens in ring of honor. We now look to an exciting time where new stars will blaze their own paths, while looking back in reverence to those who came before them. Who will seize the opportunity and carry the torch for roh? We only hope that whoever it is will carry it with the same respect - the same honor - that bryan and nigel have.

maxx · September 4, 2009, 7:26pm

oh lawwwd its ecw all ova again commence crying /sarcasm

FallingEdge · September 4, 2009, 7:37pm

Just put McGuinness and Danielson on Smackdown and let us enjoy the orgy of wrestling greatness for the next year.

jae_hoon · September 4, 2009, 7:41pm

I am watching SD right now since I will be at work when it is on.

Stuart_Hayden · September 4, 2009, 8:30pm

Holy shit random.
Angelina Love got future endeavored.

jae_hoon · September 4, 2009, 8:59pm

She did something stupid I bet.

BudaFuka · September 4, 2009, 9:00pm

Probably herpes.

Stuart_Hayden · September 4, 2009, 9:01pm

I doubt it for the fact of the whole angle situation and Daniels getting a DUI the other day.
Buuuuutttt, knowing TNA, I wouldn’t be surprised.

Stuart_Hayden · September 4, 2009, 9:06pm

Reason why Angelina Love was released.

jae_hoon · September 4, 2009, 9:10pm

Thats right keep them stinking Canadians out of our motherland, FOR MOTHER RUSSIA. :looney: