Wrestling Thread v.4 - WELCOME BACK AMERICAN DRAGON!

I find it funny how they’re trying to shove Lashley down our throats… And wow, he has been on TNA forever, and he’s gonna barely have his first match at No Surrender?

Yay! FIRST MATCH! :tup:

…against RHINO! :tdown:

Lashley vs Rhino, the battle of the spears. Just get Goldberg in there and see who can fuck up the other person the worse. My vote goes to whoever breaks their collarbone first when they go for the simultaneous spear.

I got Gillberg beating them all.

this is why you should be a writer for the wrestling company.

:rofl: Way to go TNA. Make it a shovel match so that you can properly bury him when it’s done.

throw in Edge, Umaga and Hacksaw too. This can be an EPIC train wreck.

I think my thoughts about Rhyno’s spear attack is pretty well known already, but damn. How the fuck is he even in a pay-per-view? That fool is hardly ever in the ring anymore as is, and when he does show up he’s toting that bad haircut around. I can’t believe they went ahead with that garbage storyline. Even if it’s true that he was on the cole during the attack, how are they gonna try and play on that into a wrestling storyline? :tup: So tacky that I bet even the trailer trash rednecks are giving it the thumbs down.

On the good side, the Knockouts are shaping up nicely, no pun intended. Roxxi’s back (YAAAY!!!) The bootyfull people are slowly making their way back to the shorts, and Daffney is on my tounge’s clit list. O.D.B. and the Deaner in a match against each other…I sense epic laughs on the way when she wins. A knockouts tag belt? I can’t wait to see how that’s gonna play out. Thursdays are heating up. Is it irony that Jeff Jarret isn’t here to screw things up?

EDIT: :rofl: @ Jae Hoon. I forgot about gillberg!! he’d put all of them on their ass.

-Starhammer-

You would think that with Rey and Jeff both going on vacation, I would be happy.

But I feel empty inside.

I agree. While TNA still has a ways to go in terms of finding some sort of stability within itself, it seems to be doing some good. But it’s really a shame that it’s biggest draw is it’s knockouts division. But unlike WWE (sans Gail Kim, Mickie James, Nattie Neidhart, and Beth Phoenix), all of it’s Knockouts know how to wrestle quality matches. Kong, Sarita, Humada, Daffney, Roxxi, Victoria, Alyssa Flash (read Rashida Saeed), and a few others can all wrestle quality matches.

But if TNA wants to really improve, they need to reestablish the WHC title picture. It’s becoming almost a joke.

One thing that TNA needs to do that WWE is the best at is making fans connect with the wrestlers. I mean we all know who Booker T is but TNA needs to make us ‘like’ him if you know what I mean.

And quit hiring former WWE superstars all the damn time. Create your own home grown talent. You did good with AJ Styles, Samoa Joe, Abyss, Daniels and the like but when roughly 60% of your roster are all former WWE employees, something needs to change.

After sleeping on it. the top Knockout Face should be Taylor Wilde. She has the look and can actually cut a promo and she seems like she would have really good chemistry with Victara.

Thanks for the positive feed back as well.

Also, like everyone has said 1000 times over they need to get rid of the 6 sided ring.

Also, Sept. 7th Bob Barker is hosting Raw and the week afterwords Trish Stratus is hosting.

5th sign of the Apocalypse: TNA develops better shows than RAW.

They are getting to that point. They just need to keep doing what they’re doing and not fuck up.

If anything, instead of putting AJ in the WHC picture they should make him the top face for the X-Division show and have Daniels or Joe be the top heel until they can build other X-Divsion stars like Elijah Burke, Jay Lethal after he drops the Black Machismo gimmick, Kiyoshi to name a few plus hire some new people into the mix. Plus they should do the same as they are doing with the Knockout Division now and implement tag titles for the X-Division. That would get some great attention and get some great matches going (if they booked them right)

There is so much TNA can do right now to better themselves it’s retarded. :frowning:

that would be too many belts and too much belts is a bad thing

Not really. The X-division and Knockout Division are getting their own shows.

TNA Impact would have their WHC title and the TNA tag titles
X-Division show would have X-Division Title and X-Tag Titles
Knockout Division would have the Knockout World Title and the Knockout Tag Belts.

The only time the Belts would mingle with the other shows belts is at PPV’s.
In the long run it would be better to unify the X-Tag Titles and TNA titles though. I won’t deny that.

would anyone watch impact if there was a dedicated x-division show?

If the x-division show was booked correctly, no.

hell fucking no. after maybe 3 or 4 matches id get tired of it and not alot of the current guys are that fun to watch.

i suppose it could work on the separate shows thing, but i would never put the same titles against eachother with invasions and that sort of stuff. still cant see how hamada/sojo team would work out oh well

that’s what I thought. I’m going to laugh so hard when their brand splitting works against them and impact ratings tank while x-div and knockout shows start beating smackdown.

So in other words:

Impact=Raw

X-division Show=Smackdown

KO show=ECW

As opposed to seeing Kurt the Konvict every week bury someone and make a clusterfuck disgrace out of the WHC picture?
Right.

Thread needs random TNA riot.

whoops i misread it, i think x division show is going to be lose steam after some time and it will get boring watching the same people go over and over like current tna.
knockouts would be fine since they are better than both if they can get scott damore back it would be way better.