Wrestling Thread v.4 - WELCOME BACK AMERICAN DRAGON!

a “Mild Upset”, huh? That’s what Evan Bourne has been reduced to…

Tiger Uppercut!

Tiger Knee!

Maybe Bragging Rights is like the comic book style “kill everyone so we can retcon” the tag team division?

Miz vs. Morrison! :smiley:

Thank you, Mole.

Also, I have to say, I am a snappy dresser.
Haha. Man do I hate fat girls.

ok seriously…remember when King used to be a HEEL Commentator? I hate this whole “commentators always agree” bullshit

Heels don’t get voted into the mayor’s office.

I actually think Cena will lose this sunday and Cena will feud with Batista again leading into wrestlemania.

I think the USA Network execs would commit seppuku if Cena left Raw.

Cena’s LOL face was LOLworthy BTW.

Cena vs HHH next week…building new stars my ass

The Cena/Orton Ironman Match is going to go for an hour?! An hour?! Cena barely uses enough moves to cover a 20-minute match let alone an hour. I hope the W.W.E. universe is prepared to watch Johnny Boy get his ass whooped for 40-minutes and more headlocks than you can count.

Oh wait I’m sorry. That’s not totally accurate. I’m sure Randy will throw in a few chinlocks as well :xeye:.

I actually felt bad for Jillian in that whole mess.
God, Melina is fucking horrible. She has a busted grill and she can’t wrestle for shit. Do some more random poses whore. DIE.

This entire PPV sounds like such an unwatchable clusterfuck. An hour of Cena/Orton. AN HOUR? Who would want to watch that? That isn’t a wrestling match, that’s fucking torture.

The whole seven on seven match idea is crap too. I don’t give a shit about this kind of crap. It’s gonna be an hour of ORTON/CENA, then an hour of random tag teams fighting for dominance of a fake sport, AND THEN a four-way with BURRtisttaaaa, Roids Maskerio, and the Oldertaker beating up CM Punk cuz he doesn’t like to wear suits. >: u Get the fuck out of my life.

Oh God, now Beth gets to lose to some random bitch from Access Hollywood. That girl is a tooth pick. I haven’t seen Kelly Kelly in a while. Maybe they taught the useless whore how to wrestle while she was gone … Nope, doesn’t look like it. This is hot garbage.

Miz/Morrison better get an hour too, cuz that’s the only way they could redeem this asshole of sports entertainingments. So I guess ECW isn’t good enough to even be acknowledged on this PPV? Haha. Fuckkkk. Regal needs to just start beasting people randomly on RAW/SD with the KOF Boss Team. Where are Danielson and McGuiness? Why do all of these wrestlers suck shit at wrestling? Oarghghghghjadk

1 of 3 things will happen.

Cena will win the title and Orton will feud with legacy leading to Ted vs. Cody vs. Orton at Survivor Series
Orton will win the title and Cena will go to smackdown and feud with Batista or Taker
It will end in a draw and the feud will continue until survivor series.

Seriously.

ECW should just invade the event anyways.

It’s great that the Orton/Cena match will last exactly one hour, that way you know when to come back when it’s supposed to finish.

M/M will most likely be the match of the night.

Punk still has my support. Who cares who the opponents are. Punk is straight edge, that means he’s better than you.

WOW was Raw horrible tonight. I know, I know that isn’t saying much but still. I actually cheered for Jillian until I saw that craptastic setup that Melina managed to bungle even further than I thought possible. It’s really annoying to have to watch stupid womens matches when you know they can actually put on a good match i.e. McCool vs Melina a few PPVs ago.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

:confused:

I know, I know. As shitty as that last outcome sounds, knowing the E recently, it’s likely the correct outcome.

–> I don’t watch RAW for another two months.

Except doesn’t Ironman match draws go on to a sudden death format?

But I think either Show will turn on team RAW or DiBiase will cost Rhodes a pinfall or something.

Maybe WWE moved DiBiase to SD! and put him on the team?

They go into draw’s when it’s convenient. This wouldn’t be one of those cases.
There is still 2 weeks before bragging rights though so we’ll see what happens.

So, apparently, Beth Phoenix and Melina wasn’t the only Diva trade going on…

Taken from WWE.com:

Wow, RAW was left with…nothing. :confused:

Maybe we’ll see Melina vs. Gail Kim x2783932012