I never said I started Y2Big D:
Edit: Fuck I did say that.
3 strikes and youāre ElderGOD, Lantis. :lol:
I donāt know how legit this is, but I heard āThe Rockā will guest host RAW on January 4th.
Oh yeah, I also vote that instead of saying āyouāre being awfully salty over thereā we should just say āyouāre being awfully jae hoon over thereā
RE Rock: Who cares? I bet all his segments would be pretaped like ZZ Top or his own segment on the Decade of SD special. Fuck the Rock.
If The Rock is hosting Raw, heās gonna be there.
Gail Kim busted a boob during that diva clusterfuck last night.
TNA Stuff
Spoiler
Joe loses X Division Title to Amazing Red after THE GOD OF THUNDER BOBBY CHOCOMANBABY LASHLEY! distracts Joe.
Abyss vs. Foley in a monster balls match at the next PPV. Stevie Richards is the guest referee.
Special stipulation: If Abyss Uses Thumb Tacks he loses.
There will be a 4 way tag team ladder match for BOTH IWGP and the TNA Tag titles (As in they will both be hung above the ring and the match isnāt over till both set of belts are taken down) at the next ppv.
British Invasion (IWGP C), Dudley Boys, Beer Money Inc and Steiner T (TNA Tag C)
Fuckin AAA is responsible for the weirdest, most insanely boring brawl Iāve ever seen. Vamprio, Jack Evans, Teddy Heart, Konnan and 4738479823 other lucha running an extended beatdown on the faces for like 30 minutes. It was so fucking boring but I couldnāt look away. Like a bad traffic accident.
Too bad for Gail, but Mickie was back on the horse in like 2 weeks.
The x-division situation makes me very happy, not just because of the title holder. I was totally convinced that Lashley would win it. I guess he still could, knowing TNA.
Cena and Orton remind of Kyo and Iori. At first they hated each other but now they have a sort of uneasy respect for each other.
And Legacy is Mature and Vice. :china:
A few things:
I was grateful I didnāt watch the PPV. Figured Cena and Triple H BOTH āburyingā CM Punk (along with the Rock) before the PPV was enough of a omen.
Iāll go over the RAW recording, but I saw the end of it. Wow, just wow :bluu: Gail Kim busting a boob? The horror!!!
Iām actually hoping the Rock will host RAW LIVE!! He could get one special match in and all would be temporarily right in the world. Of course in reality theyād probably have him bury Y2-Show and/or anyone who isnāt Cena/HBK/HHH. Saying this though, a Y2J-Rock interaction would be kinda interesting.
Cena/Orton for 60 fucking minutes?
Undertakerās old, no-jobbing, slow, dull ass is champ?
Botchtista/Taker feud incoming?
More Jerishow matches?
Old tired DX with their dick jokes?
Iām officially done with wrestling for awhile. Peace yaāll.
:rolleyes:
I donāt know if I read the report right butā¦
WHAT match?
Spoiler
A monster balls match? Really?!
Itās correct. Theyād have to have them if they think anyoneās going to pay for that PPV.
Maybe if they had Balls Mahoney in the Monsterāsā¦BALLS? Nah 
WWE: The great place of contradictions.
Waitā¦what?
LOL, that Abyss vs. Foley match sounds so damn random.
I beg to differ, good sir. Mature and vice can handle all of legacy in a handicap match in a in a cage with TLC rules and no DQāsā¦
WHILE shoving their dirty panties down one of their throats.
Now we BOTH know the second you decided youāre done with them for a while, they are going to throw a match that will be so good youāll be kicking yourself while hitting Insert your favorite choice of Bittorrent sites like GANGBUSTERS trying to get a download like a crackhead whore sucking the meat straw to get drug money. Donāt worry though. You know the SRK wrestling fans got your back.
Really, is this a surprise to ANYONE? The only thing I needed was the names of the people who would be involved and the rules that would be in effect. Foley was almost a given, Abyss was indeed a given. I wish they had more freaks to use and turn it into a every man for himself type match, but you canāt have everything. Iāll get down off my soapbox now and await the trainwreck that we will surely see.
-Starhammer-
So Punk is officially berried.
:sad: Nuuu.
This should be a lesson to all of us. Always wear your suits, guys.