So RAW makes me want to die tonight. I dunno why I watched it.
Highlights:
Pretty good title match
Legacy cutting a decent promo
GDLK counter into the Thwaggabomb by Jack Swagger
Santino’s lulz
Edited highlight: Jericho with the ragequit on Cena.
its probably a special thing for after raw.
Dark Match perhaps.
Swagga and Miz need to go to SD.
I bet you it’s a dark match between DX and Legacy.
Last December, when I was at Smackdown, they had a cage match between Taker and Big Show, I remember at the time they were doing a series of cage matches. It was good shit.
qft.
exactly
Orton slow, sexy walk to the ring.
That’s why he’s the top heel in the business.
Thread title was right.
EDIT: Cena COMPLETELY no selling the top tier beatdown from a minute ago.
lol.
cena back to 100% after getting beat down for 2 matches.
fuck raw. srsly.
He only top heel in the business because he got the pull in creative to allow his character to do that.
If you gave some other wrestler the same amount of freedom with their character, and exposure, you’d probably get a better result.
I ain’t hating on Orton or nothin though.
I ragequit channel saying I don’t want to see Cena overcoming the odds, thank god I ragequit.
RAW sucked a fat dick. Nothing new though.
At least there was a reason for the bloody cage though. A transcript:
Notro: Oh yeah, I’m too sexy for my belt.
Cena: My Vince, my Vince, why hast thou forsaken me?
Notro: Okay, time to claim sloppy thirds and go watch some Smackdow…waitaminute, doesn’t Cena usually get on that Jesus piece right about now?
Cena: You’ve activated my trap card!
Notro: Oh shit, not again. Not for the 9001st time. I’ve gotta get out of here!
Cage: lowers
Cena: brorape Your resistance only makes my penis harder!
Notro: Well, I’ve been sodomized again, at least it wasn’t HHH this time.
Cena: Hey Orton, you want out of the cage?
Notro: Why yes I-
Cena: Cardcrusher :lovin:
Notro: 
Both Men: climb cage
Cena: FU
Notro: is dead
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I think Miz and Swag would be a great tag team.
The writers shocked the shit outta me.
This is why I pretty much quit watching Raw.
So of course I missed another in a long line of terrible Raw episodes. Seriously somebody needs to get fired for how shitty this show has become, and having Cena recover like Wolverine is beyond lame and played out (like I said before ever since he has come back at Survivor Series he has become less over with the crowd.) I’m tired of all of these guest GMs too. Please just get one and let it be done. Once again we should probably come up with our own ideas on how to book this fucking show because it can’t possibly be worse than this crap we are being fed day in and day out.
And for the last time: they need to get rid of that god damn spinner belt. It wasn’t cool back in '05 and it damn sure isn’t in '09. Bring back the Attitude Era belt or the old Smackdown one.
Kool Aid Team vs. Y2Big went longer than expected. Some botches here and there, though. I believe this is the blowoff for this feud, right? Now that Y2Big is gonna go up against Reytista?
Also some botches on the Mickie-Mendes match. Mendes is so damn sloppy (in more ways than one).
LOL @ HBK talking about Hulk. NERD TALK!
I love how Santino teased to break the Masterlock, but then dropped dead 2 seconds later. It’s like attempting a wake up Ultra that gets cancelled out by a Jab. 
Wait…whaaaaa? Chavo defends Hornswoggle??? :wtf: Good news: He may stop jobbing. Bad news: He’s gonna team up with Hornswoggle. :bluu:
Wow…Hulk Cena, no sold EVERYTHING. I hate how they book Orton sometimes: one month, he’s a fucking vicious motherfucker punting everyone’s head off, and the next month, he’s just one big bitch. Make up your damn mind, WWE! :annoy:
This, and we all know the answer: Orton works better as a heel when he is the vicious sadist than chicken shit heel because when the dude is allowed to maim everybody in sight he does a damn good job of putting himself over.
Didn’t watch. From what PB told me it sounds like a good thing that I didn’t.
I like how Cena got his ass whupped then got instant recovery, full meter, and an ultra.