Wrestling Thread v.4 - WELCOME BACK AMERICAN DRAGON!

Chris Master si sgoing to put poelpe in the Masterlock and make them submit because NOONE BREAKS THE MASTERLOCK.

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Saywha? Have we learned nothing from COPS? There is no smoke from the taser.

Ticka-ticka-ticka!! Shake shake shake!! that’s how it goes when the power is on!!

Smoke? :wtf: :confused: it’s like they went out of their way to make it look dumber than they had to. Oh well, I saw O.D.B.s big, juicy, plentiful butt. :lovin: I will sing the batista remix in your honor tonight O.D.B. :bgrin:

EDIT: I’m on the fence about Golddust. He really hasn’t done nothing worth mentioning in forever, but he can be used to give others a push if used correctly. Maybe he should go back to being black rain. Cody is starting to pick his game up, so Goldie doesn’t have an excuse…or a choice. pick up or pack up. It’s your choice.

-Starhammer-

Goldust’s presence alone is just awesome. Always loved his character, even if it maybe blinded by the nostalgia goggles.

go back to being wcw SEVEN

i keed i keed :smokin:

ROH is having a HUGE DVD sale. Get on this shit NOW

Oh fuck, I botched! I think I broke my penis!:wasted:
I suck so no one will help me so I BOTCH ALOOOOOOOOOOONE!

ROH does those crazy sales pretty much every other week. When I first started buying their stuff and saw one of those sales I was like “Holy shit! Gotta buy 20 dvd’s”. Then a week later I got the same thing in my email inbox and so on for the past couple years.

Afternoon gents

It’s been a while (again) since I’ve posted here and I really don’t have anything relevant since you guys know a hellava lot more about stuff than I do, but anyway…

RAW: Most of it’s been painful to watch (although Barker as GM for a night bought a smile to my face) Kofi/Swagger/Miz look like it could be tight in the future, the belt “incident” had me dying too (Miz got stole :lol:) Women’s division looks better than it has in the past to me but I still prefer the Knockouts (Is Gail Kim EVER going to get a title shot?). Legacy’s looking good (for the time being). Then I get to the part I DON’T like: Hero Cena being crammed down my throat after a long hiatus. I like how a guy can still get beat up for 99% of the match and still make a guy tap out to a bastardized submission in 2 seconds of application :bluu: I forgot who posted that War Games vid but I had to watch this match after that:
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What the hell is so wrong these days with BOTH wrestlers looking good in a match?

ECW: I really have nothing bad to say about it currently (sans Abraham and the name still being “ECW”). I’d laugh my but off if they eventually come out with a “Batman” for the Hurricane’s “Superman.” Rugal regulating things with Zangief and Iron Tager although it looks like there’s now a squad to answer them. Things seem decent. If you guys had to rename “ECW,” what would it be?

TNA: I enjoy listening to Taz (and the other guy) on the horn. Congratulations to Styles for getting the strap (about damn time) even though it’s not the first time he’s had the belt. Knockouts are still worth looking forward to (welcome back ODB, you’ve been missed) and hopefully they’ll keep their “comedy” in the back and out of mind. The thing that makes me sad is that the man that had originally got me watching TNA - Samoa Joe; has long since stopped looking like the Samoan Submission Machine and just turned into something else entirely. Allissa Flash/Cheerleader Melissa doing what…triple duty still? I give her all the props in the world. Question to maxx: The…X-Division title is starting to look, for lack of a better term; the equivalent of a ROH belt (generally). Just feel free pimp smack me at any time especially since I haven’t watched near as much ROH as I would like.

Smackdown: Damn, The Ultimate Botchista is back on to SMASH what was good about the show. I generally don’t wish ill on folks but if Kurt Angle decided to take a small break from TNA to show Botchy how the ankle lock is supposed to be used (possible snapping a ankle or two), I wouldn’t really be all that upset. Oh well, time to set timer and skim through afterwards.

Saw some other great matches (abeit somewhat old-school):

“The Lariat” vs. Luger
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Rick and Pre-Poppa Pump Steiner/Animal vs. Pre-'Taker/Dan Spivey and Pre-'Damn!!! and Butch Reed
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Rick Rude vs. Chono
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Steiner Bros. vs. Vader/Bam Bam
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Damn, we be getting a lot of rain right now :bluu:

More on Jericho wanting to push new talent.

Anyone you guys recognize here?:
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Oh it’s dat Percy Pringle/Paul Bearer
Oh shit, and Rick Rude.

Percy looks bad as a blond.

Fucking Jericho is RIGHT!!! I like Taker & all but shit,push some of the new guys.Taker,Triple-H & HBK are past their primes,made enough money along with their side hustles(Taker in real estate investments)What I don’t understand is why don’t they step down?

Cuz they make a lot of money and have HUGE egos.

HBK doesn’t really have an ego though. When he was pissed that Vince and HHH weren’t building any of the new talent.

Undertaker doesn’t really have an ego either. He is always more than happy to put over other talents. Just Vince isn’t.

WM25 should have been the last match for both of them. It was easily in the top 5 for best match in both of their careers.

If anything and the most logical reason is, they all have that “wrestlers itch” thinking they have 1-2 more really great matches in them and they can truck it for 1 or 2 more years and then finally quit but never do.

HHH/Batista on the other hand…

LOL! Before I forget, funny thing about Botchtista. They mvoed him to SD! to build more star power and all that for live events (key words here) but until he is fully healed he is not working house shows and is only working tapings and ppv’s

I just wish Taker would retire already. The nigga is old, slow, don’t put niggas over clean, SUPER backstage prowess, got Michelle McCool a push of all people(and the hideous Barbie/My Little Pony title belt), and his cartoonish gimmick is getting on my nerves. It was cool back when I was like, 12.

Then again, thats probably the main audience for WWE now.

Flair and Hogan have had a year or two left in them for 20 years.

LOL at Spivey with the Tombstone with a young Taker looking on.

That whole Anaconda Vice screw job thing wasn’t Undertakers idea. I can guarantee that. McCool’s push was also probably by association alone, I doubt Undertaker had any direct influence in it.

He has a lot of say backstage but he isn’t like HHH who won’t put over people unless they’re bff’s

But I do agree that he needs to retire.

I’d say that’s a bit of an over exaggeration but I do agree in principal in what you are trying to say.

Taker puts people over. Look what he did to Jeff Hardy in their epic ladder match a few years ago. That match alone proved that Jeff could in fact be a main eventer.

Taker does need to retire but I’m sure there will be some sort of year long build up towards it. See Ric Flair.