Wrestling Thread v.4 - WELCOME BACK AMERICAN DRAGON!

KMD · September 25, 2009, 1:19am

No Way Out is fine, although Heavy Metal doesn’t annoy me. That guy’s ownage was off the scales, but I want to punch him in the face. He oozes douchebag, and I liked what he was saying.

Stuart_Hayden · September 25, 2009, 1:20am

Interview Highlights with our Savior. He talks about the Brand split and what younger talent should be pushed and why.

When asked about how he thinks WWE’s brand split is going so far and whether he thinks WWE has a deep enough roster to support three seperate shows, he said:

"I think it was a better idea then than it is now. There was a lot more talent when they did the brand extension. You could actually split the rosters in two; create some competition for ourselves, especially after WCW went under. Sometimes I wonder if we should still do that with talent roster the way that it is with a lot of younger guys. It?s a good idea to give them a chance to shine, but for me the way right now, especially working Raw and Smackdown, it shows that some guys should do both shows because we need the diversity on both. But still, week in and week out, they still make it entertaining, build up a lot of Smackdown and they do it more on Raw as well, there?s room for everyone on the show, some just have to kind of grab the brass ring and run with it. I?m happy to be on both shows, I like contributing to both.?

He also acknowledged that WWE is in need of some new faces in the top spots and says WWE is making the same mistakes that doomed WCW back in the late 90s. "They have to keep the wheels turning; they can’t just base it on the same guys year in and year out. That’s how business fails; that’s how WCW failed. We have some young guys that are ready to grasp it and there are other guys that aren’t. They’re going to have to speed up the process a bit.

Jericho mentioned John Morrison, Legacy, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, Kofi Kingston. The Miz and Evan Bourne as guys who are improving and have a lot of upside potential. “Now is the time, we need these guys to step up and the thing is too, is you say step up, step up, step up, but some guys just aren’t capable; they’re not ready because they don’t have the experience yet. But as long they are improving every week, and those are guys that I kind of see as being the next wave of the company, when my generation of guys is retired or not at the same level as we are now.”

Mr. Unemployed…unemployed needs to learn to shut the fuck up.

Ken Anderson (former WWE star Mr. Kennedy) has continued to privately blame Randy Orton for his release from WWE. Anderson had actually hinted this in some recent interviews, but has never fully come out and said it.

It should be noted that both Anderson and Orton were thought of by many wrestlers as being good friends and he was said to be very unhappy about the whole situation since his wife and Orton’s wife were good friends as well. Many people close to the situation didn’t believe Orton had anything to do with Anderson’s firing, although the timeline of events seem to match up. This includes Kennedy dropping Orton on his bad shoulder during his first match back on Raw and Orton giving Anderson a big talk backstage afterwards that everyone was aware of. Then, a few days later, Anderson was released by the company.

This is of course the timeline that Anderson has been spelling out and discussing in interviews and why he feels this to be the case. Anderson did make it clear that Triple H often criticized his promos for being “too comedic for a main event” (which many find interesting considering Triple H’s involvement with DX). One thing that is clear is that he had some major heat on him within WWE over the public interviews about steroids (which he later tested positive for) and the general feeling is that the situation with Orton was the last straw of sorts. Plus, keep in mind when all of this went down during the “Denver Dabacle” week in what many described as a time where a lot of decisions made weren’t that rational.

I don’t remember if I posted this before but apparently a lot of people hate Maryse

Maryse Ouellet is not exactly the most popular person among her peers in the wrestling industry as many find her to be aloof, arrogant and conceited, not to mention baring little difference from her egotistical on-screen persona. Nonetheless, it is quite rare for today’s WWE Divas and TNA Knockouts to publicly speak ill of a fellow peer, even if they’re largely disliked. However, in Maryse’s case, we have five separate accounts of the former Divas Champion not exactly receiving the warmest of praise.

In a recent interview with MichelleMcCool.net, McCool labeled Maryse as “conceited” while playing Word Association. Considering she did the entire interview out of character and was complementary towards everyone else in Word Association, this should be a pretty good indication of how she truly feels about Maryse.

In another instance, Candice Michelle, who rarely has a bad word to say about anyone, was none too complementary towards her former co-worker in her first interview since being released by World Wrestling Entertainment. When asked to give her thoughts on Maryse this past summer, Michelle issued a backhanded compliment by saying she’s progressed well but uses “the same three moves over and over.”

If you recall back in May, Maryse took a page out of “The Beautiful People” playbook by spraying Mickie James with hair spray during an episode of Raw, thus allowing Kelly Kelly to dump her out of the ring and win a Divas Battle Royal. As you would imagine, both TNA Knockouts ? Angelina Love and Velvet Sky ? were none too pleased with this occurrence, feeling she had copied their style. They immediately went to the web to let their true feelings out regarding their blonde rival up North.

Without referring to her by name, Love wrote two brief notes obviously regarding Maryse’s play of “gimmick infringement” on her “Status and Mood Updates” on her MySpace account ? which is similar to “tweeting.”

“You can try, but you cant and you never will be TBP!!!,” Love vehemently wrote. Later that day, she added: “The Beautiful People- often imitated, NEVER duplicated!!”

Likewise, Velvet Sky chimed in with similar thoughts regarding this “certain model” copying “The Beautiful People.”

“Wonders why a certain “model” (ugh!) in wrestling has to copy TBP’S S style?!?!?!,” Sky cried." She later added: “Laughs at the “model” who thinks she can come close to TBP’S style!” She also had her mood set to “models suck!!”

In a recent interview with The Wrestler, Lisa Marie Varon was asked to name the wrestler who behaves most like their on-air character. It’s interesting to note that the first wrestler she named was Maryse.

“(Laughs) I think Maryse is very close to her character,” Varon said.

While not necessarily a diss, considering Maryse portrays an egotistical “I’m better than you” heel, Varon’s comment does not portray her in a good light.

Save_Us.Negrotron · September 25, 2009, 1:25am

Blast from the past. [media=youtube]8c7kjVMVEbc[/media]

MaxVandalism315 · September 25, 2009, 1:56am

Maryse finally added me on myspace the other day :lovin:

Zulu · September 25, 2009, 2:09am

So what? I ate her out. FROM THE BACK!!!

And lolz with Jack Evans and Bryan Danielson.
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blackartsviper · September 25, 2009, 2:55am

I was looking for that video earlier because I wanted to use it for my earlier post about youtube marks. God I remember when I posted the original link before it was eventually taken down and how we bashed those hillbillies and some of us went onto youtube and continued the assault.

Zulu · September 25, 2009, 3:10am

Delirious on Evan Bourne
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Delirious is fast becoming my favorite wrestler ever.
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Edit

EPIC LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
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Save_Us.Negrotron · September 25, 2009, 4:14am

That is pretty epic

Starhammer · September 25, 2009, 4:17am

those posted quotes were all that. It does sadden me a little to see that Maryse might have a bad attitude, but that does not distract from her pics. Would I put a tounge and liplock submission between her thighs until she tapped out with her trembling, shaking body? Yes I would.

…And yes, Mr. Kennedy needs to just let it go. Change your diapers, wipe the dirt off, and get back on the horse. Don’t go away mad, just. Go. Away.

-Starhammer-

ThePurpleBunny · September 25, 2009, 4:25am

Submissions aren’t allowed in this match. Roll her up and get the pin.

ElderGOD · September 25, 2009, 4:26am

Her personality was obvious.

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imo

Starhammer · September 25, 2009, 4:39am

Don’t say that. If she sat that naked, beautiful body of hers in my lap, I’d probably only get the two count before I end up pulling a botchtista in MY wrestling tights.

Watching WWE Superstars and… Maria is just SO fine to me. I LOVE MARIA!!! :lovin: = My actual face when she starts blowing kisses. Of all the divas I would just want to put the raging sexors on, she is one that could make the marry list. I just love her face and would LOVE to return one of her kisses in person.

EDIT: OMFG!!! I just saw a part of the SD! where teddy meets his “new” driver. Heh. General manager, meet MAJOR DISASTER!!!

-Starhammer-

Luc · September 25, 2009, 4:41am

The reason why Maryse’s peers in the wrestling world supposedly dislike her is the same reason why i fucking love her.

ThePurpleBunny · September 25, 2009, 4:41am

You’d tear your groin?

Save_Us.Negrotron · September 25, 2009, 4:43am

fixed.

Starhammer · September 25, 2009, 5:08am

I wank alone, I have no fear of Lotion!!
I use both hands to do that pumping motion!!

I simply have too much fun with Botchtista’s theme song. It should be illegal, but I’m glad it isn’t.

Speaking of illegal, that bitch cameraman should simply be fired. The bootyful people are bending over and shaking it nice for us, and he’s focused on her face? The HELL with the rules!! BUTT SHOT!! LOCK AND LOAD!!

-Starhammer-

DeathReaper47 · September 25, 2009, 5:12am

Man, that Botchtista/Morrison feud is going to be funny as hell.

Morrison: “I’ve one of the best stars on Smackdown, and the IC champ. What have you done?”

Botchtista: “Your girlfriend” Botchtista Bury Bomb Morrison

ThePurpleBunny · September 25, 2009, 5:17am

Suicide just oversold rolling down the ramp like a mother fucker.

The_Lone_Dragon · September 25, 2009, 5:19am

Lol, the crowd popped big time for the pimp tambourine.

“You’re no fun!” chants when Suicide threw the tambourine out of the ring.

EDIT: Mid air chair spear was hype.

Starhammer · September 25, 2009, 5:26am

That mid-air spear is what people want to see. The pope shot him down like an enemy fighter jet caught in a SAM’s radar. I expected no less of him though. Him and suicide fued can get some mileage if they play it right.

EDIT: :wtf: Nash and midgets? :wtf:

LMFAO@bore signs!! It’s official. Rhyno, You’re not entertainment, you’re a step away from being kizarny. Kip James can probably get a bigger pop than you now.

-Starhammer-