Wrestling Thread v.4 - WELCOME BACK AMERICAN DRAGON!

That was the best bitch slap of all time.

Of ALL time.

I hate her make-up, but damn if I wouldn’t give her so much tounge it wouldn’t fit on the sex tape. Her legs would still be trembling long after I was gone. believe it.

:rofl: We were joking about that earlier in the thread. We never found a good name for their team though. If they ever enter a six-man tag, they should have one.

-Starhammer-

Your location is now in a completely different context.

lol hence bad snk team. lol hot tag=strikers

did that nigga just teabag christian…AND ITS A MOVE?!

Man fuck ECW!

:rofl: I made that up years ago after watching the various anime where someone just suddenly appears behind the person they’re attacking. that was way back when I had one of my drawings as my av though. I might have to change it later.

Christian delivered a straight Dick-in-yo-mouf super on Zack.

Uh oh!! We have a dissatisfied customer!! Quick! Call in Rhyno and orton to bore him to sleep!!!

-Starhammer-

HUH-UHUHUHUUH-HUHUHUHUHUHUH-HUHHUH-HUH-HUHUUHUHUH-HUHHUHUHUHU-HUH!!!

/Tony Atlas

Why Paul Birchill and Katie Lea haven’t joined Regal’s Roundtable yet…no idea.

Katie Lea would so get grind, she’d smell like the VAULT!

SD Spoilers…sigh.
[spoiler=]

  • The show opens with a recap of the CM Punk, Teddy Long and Undertaker segment.

  • CM Punk comes out for a promo. The opening pyro doesn’t go off to open the show. Punk gives a typical heel promo as druids come out with a casket. CM opens the casket and Teddy is inside bound and gagged. Teddy is un-gagged and he announces CM Punk vs. Undertaker at Hell in a Cell but Undertaker’s submission move is banned.

  • CM Punk vs. Undertaker is announced for a match later on the show.

  • John Morrison & Finley b. Mike Knox & Dolph Ziggler.

  • Backstage Cryme Tyme have Slam Master J spray paint Teddy’s office. Slam Master J will compete tonight.

  • In a backstage segment with CM Punk and Vince McMahon, McMahon says Punk and Long should have understood the consequences of messing with the Undertaker. McMahon wishes Punk luck in his match tonight.

  • Vince McMahon cuts a heel promo on the people from Oklahoma. Talks up next week’s tenth anniversary special.

  • Drew McIntyre comes to the ring cuts a heel promo.

  • R-Truth enters through the crowd rapping. R-Truth welcomes McIntyre to SmackDown then beats him down.

  • Batista b. Big Show via disqualification. Batista applies an ankle lock and Jericho comes out for the save. Batista ends up applying the hold on Jericho.

  • Vince McMahon and Teddy backstage. McMahon asks why the conspiracy and where is his picture. Teddy says it isn’t finished.

  • DH Smith b. JTG after help from The Hart Dynasty.

*** Josh Mathews interviews Batista backstage. Batista and a partner challenge for the Unified WWE Tag Team Championship. Batista says they have their number because his partner’s number is 619.**

  • The Undertaker v. CM Punk is up next.

  • John Cena, DeGeneration X, The Legacy and The Undertaker are all advertised for next week’s tenth anniversary SmackDown special.

  • The Undertaker b. World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk via count out. After the match Undertaker grabbed him and took him back to the ring. He hit a chokeslam and the Tombstone to end the show.
    [/spoiler]

Daamn another whack SD…Botchtista is on a roll

Just recently got home from work and got around to turning ECW on, saw the Abraham Washington show and turned it off.

@SD Spoilers:

FUCKJKKJDFKj

bitch

[details=Spoiler]WHY CAN’T TAG TEAMS GO FOR THE TAG BELTS???

Oh well, I guess if you look on the bright side, Botchtista won’t be in the running for the WHC.[/details]

Aside from Raipunk, those SD spoilers make me sick.

Did I read that right? Batista applies an ANKLE LOCK??

Yeah they said awhile ago before Botch got hurt 37 times he was going to start doing a more MMA style.

the botchtista lock!

Man, fuck this shit.

Shambotch imo.

Batista/Rey/Undertaker are going to be the death of SD.

I hope Edge isn’t watching this shit, he’ll end up spearing the TV.

The Smackdown spoilers make me want to die. :sad:

SD sounds fucking awful.