Wrestling Thread v.4 - WELCOME BACK AMERICAN DRAGON!

Jason Sensation probably already impersonated Bret in a wheelchair, and real Bret would still be talking shit and so many tiers above 'tista. Hell even wheelchair Linda Mcmahon was more useful.

I second that Ultimate Warrior shake. Walks around in circles slowly and babbles deeply about nothing

I still find it amazing that Botchtista is going to be King in the Tekken movie.

“Okay, in these scene you are going to do a shining wizard to…”
“What the fuck is a shining wizard? Some kind of drink for gays nerds?”
“Um, no…it’s a wrestling move”
“Sounds fucking stupid”
“But it’s one of King’s signature moves, what would you rather do, Dave?”
“I’D RATHER WALK THROUGH MILES OF PITS OF DANGER! AND I SAY YYYYEEAAAAHHH rope shake

:rofl:

Ultimate Warrior needs to make a cameo as Armor King.

lol oh lord tista as king, whats a dropkick?

nah thats some hey arnold shit, but if i ever got the chance i would get the triple crown belts.

Petition for this shit please

Warrior as armor king would be fucking brilliant.

*WHEN THE SPACE SHIP COMES DOWN FROM THE COSMO’S AND GRACE THE WARRIOR…I MEAN ARMOR KING WITH THE POWER OF ALL THE EONS, AND ETERNITIES OF POWER FROM STARGATE SG-1 SERIES 2 ON BLU-RAY YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IN THE WARRIOR…ARMOR KING! AND SNARL I WILL COME FOR THE IRON FIST TOURNAMENT AND ANYONE SNARLS WHO STANDS IN MY WAY! SO SAYS THE ULTIMATE KING ARMORED WARRIOR BLADERUNNER ROPE SHAKE TO THE HEAVENS

Tekken movie would be on another level if that happened.

Strangely enough I just finished watching an old In Your House (Austin vs Taker for the title) from mid 97 where Bret was in a wheelchair. Hart Foundation and Brian Pillman in tow. Good match with a good ending.

haha you can not read a warrior promo and not do it in warrior voice.

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLLLLLLLL thaaaaaaaaa heaveaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnns!!!

I miss those days. . . :sad:

I’m sorry, WHAT?!

oh you didn’t know?

well

Spoiler

your ass better call some body!!!

:crybaby: fucking nostalgia man. I love it.

WCW Warrior was fail though. Wtf at taking Brutus Beefcake and making him his bitch? Then disappearing. =(

So I have Monday as my “off from everything day” and…should I even bother watching RAW? I grab the WWE magazine and flip through it at work and barley even recognize anybody in it.

The Warrior skronks guys.

ONE WARRIOR NATION!!!

He was around for what, a month?

Does Flair still have a deposit on the Big Gold?

FUCKING AWESOME tights from Yoshi Tatsu oh my god how cool.

Was it even THAT long? I almost thought I had imagined the whole thing. Tiffany’s legs = :lovin:

The bella twins = :lovin: x 2. they should bend over in thongs so that they can start announcing my orgasms.

-Starhammer-

Regal beasting on people in his fine threads. Too classy.
Dangerous Buster = Jackhammer?

Bella Twins are so pointless on ECW. Guest ring announcers. Yeah, you earned your checks this week.

ROARING ELBOWWW ~
Poor Zack Ryder, he seems to be on a losing streak now.

lol @ the ECW No. 1 Contender ‘We don’t have alot of people on our roster’ Battle Royale.