Jason Sensation probably already impersonated Bret in a wheelchair, and real Bret would still be talking shit and so many tiers above 'tista. Hell even wheelchair Linda Mcmahon was more useful.
I second that Ultimate Warrior shake. Walks around in circles slowly and babbles deeply about nothing
I still find it amazing that Botchtista is going to be King in the Tekken movie.
“Okay, in these scene you are going to do a shining wizard to…”
“What the fuck is a shining wizard? Some kind of drink for gays nerds?”
“Um, no…it’s a wrestling move”
“Sounds fucking stupid”
“But it’s one of King’s signature moves, what would you rather do, Dave?”
“I’D RATHER WALK THROUGH MILES OF PITS OF DANGER! AND I SAY YYYYEEAAAAHHH rope shake”
*WHEN THE SPACE SHIP COMES DOWN FROM THE COSMO’S AND GRACE THE WARRIOR…I MEAN ARMOR KING WITH THE POWER OF ALL THE EONS, AND ETERNITIES OF POWER FROM STARGATE SG-1 SERIES 2 ON BLU-RAY YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IN THE WARRIOR…ARMOR KING! AND SNARL I WILL COME FOR THE IRON FIST TOURNAMENT AND ANYONE SNARLS WHO STANDS IN MY WAY! SO SAYS THE ULTIMATE KING ARMORED WARRIOR BLADERUNNERROPE SHAKE TO THE HEAVENS
Strangely enough I just finished watching an old In Your House (Austin vs Taker for the title) from mid 97 where Bret was in a wheelchair. Hart Foundation and Brian Pillman in tow. Good match with a good ending.
So I have Monday as my “off from everything day” and…should I even bother watching RAW? I grab the WWE magazine and flip through it at work and barley even recognize anybody in it.