What is the name of the opposite, a dude with NO penis?
Spoiler
your mom
The appealing “futa” doesn’t exist in real life but if they did well… that’s an entirely different story.
An eunuch.
/decides to read the spoiler
Oh…welp…I thought you wanted a genuine answer…Carry on >.>
I’d grace this thread with the opinion of a real Futanari-fan… if 90% of you weren’t completely unaware of what it is or why it’s appealing.
Seriously, read Futa Club and [Redacted] You’ll get it.
that word for bundle of sticks would be very appropriate, but this digglet needs to stop being such a fucking saggat about everything.
Since Futa have both parts, I find it interesting that to many people being with one would be considered gay. But if you think about it, it’s only half gay. And half straight too.
With that said, penises would be amazing if they were attached to a Bible Black Futa.
What interest would lesbians have in a penis?
Also what did you guys think about that bagel hotdog?
I wasn’t impressed personally.
The fact the penis is attached to a hot woman makes it very lesbian friendly. It’s like an interactive strap on.
Also, stop trying to turn every thread into food porn.
Ya fat fuck.
I feel like this joke is getting spread too thin…
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Think of it this way: Two females, no men, but going all the way. You get all of the soft and smooth, none of the big and hairy, but still get to watch them take it.
It’s not about “getting involved” with a futa… You are the dick, not attached to the dick, not adding another dick, you are the dick.
The bagel hotdog was ok… could have been better.
I just baked a five spice chicken for me and my girl, don’t hate cause **your **closeted bi-sexual ass is eating takeout instead of carpet.
@soviet is it right this time dick?
Chairman Mao is hella baller.
This is long overdue. To OP.
http://www.themebeta.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/450/theme/screenshot/nigga_you_gay.jpg
No doubt! She goes from Bean Sprout to Oak Tree, in 30 seconds flat!
No I would not fuck a Panda:
Nigga, are you eating REAL sauerkraut or the industrialized 'murican sauerkraut? Sauerkraut like many fermented food has tremendous health effects as well as populate your gut microflora with positive bacterias.
http://podcast.wpr.org/wlf/images/choucroute-garnie.jpg
Load on your protein, lift some stones, work on your deadlift, and stop looking for handouts from the government.
fight it all you want. lesbians can never escape the dick. the dick is always there, and you crave the dick.
This guys talks about dick girls being the top four of something, I don’t recall:
This shit is stupid
Tekno Virus with his weird ass fronting like he dont know about shit then post some video lecture he did back in his college days about his hermaphrodite wife-u.
So in a way it does make sense for him to be an expert on sausage…