Of all the questionable assertions and general gibberish in this thread, somehow it’s the “one who liked the penguin from batman” line in the first post I can’t get over. I’m assuming it’s a typo, but every time I see this thread I imagine a scenario of this girl telling Shadow Ace that she’ll kick his ass if he doesn’t give her napkins and inexplicably adding that, by the way, the Penguin is the most underrated comic book villain of all time, especially the Danny DeVito version.
My ideal is basically if she looks or fights like a man, I’m going to fight back the same way. If it’s just some crazy typical female who just wants to throw some pain at me, I’ll just take care of them with more counter/self defense based measures. Basically just restrain their arms and keep them on the ground till they stop freaking out. No reason to create big harm to someone who isn’t trying to lay you out on the floor.
Basically any female that is throwing their weight strong enough to do major physical damage to me is going to get hurt. My life is more important to me than social stigmas about hitting females. You’re no longer getting the female societal pass from me if you attack me in a way that I know can put me in the hospital. If they’re just mad and throwing shit wildly that you can easily handle through self defense maneuvers, I’ll just restrain them.
Why stop at lesbians?
Man you read my mind… That shit is scary
Y’all forget that if you do anything with a woman, people will ASSUME you are in the wrong. Remember the guy who dished out the McBeating? The fat white lady started screaming like he was murdering someone for no reason.
He was eventually cleared of all charged, but if he wasn’t recorded on that cell phone video, his ass would have probably been in prison.
I hate this as much as y’all, but if any man is involved in any conflict with a female, verbal or physical; I would personally advise that one to back himself up with some pretty hard evidence lest he be wrongfully accused of wrongdoing.
I have to have a good reason to fight someone
Word.
If someone does not care about your life then there’s no reason for you to care about their life.
Play by play of the appropriate response to a bitch trying to take your life:
I want to know what choices you guys made in your lives that you’ve ended up unconvincingly bragging to an Internet forum about how you could handle a lesbian in a fight. Are there specific decisions I should avoid?
Aside from genuinely trying to avoid conflict, I’d fight anyone physically capable of taking me on. I’m sure there’s plenty of straight women trained in boxing or martial arts that, if they actually confronted me, I might have to put my hands on.
So no, it’s not just lesbians so much someone who can hit/kick me hard enough to make it hurt. Then I’m all in for whupping some ass!
This thread made me think of this video.
An armbar, guillotine, rear naked choke, hell just score a takedown and lay on top. Way less likely to be charged with anything if she no visible marks
Even better with the Patrice O’neal commentary:
violence against women is wrong Shadow Ace 50… this should not even be a discussion
Yes, I would.
Right character, wrong moment
At least the other threads were resurrected by parody accounts 