Worst Comic Couples

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Mark Millar gaying up Ultimate Colossus with Northstar really offended me both as a huge homophobe and also as a fan of the Colossus/Kitty relationship. …actually, pretty much every single relationship in the entire Ultimate Universe is wack, they’re just throwing characters together for absolutely no reason just because it’s never been done before and it’s edgy and pushing the envelope and whatnot. That’s a microcosm for the entire Ultimate Universe, actually. Just doing something for the sake of thoughtless shock value, with no actual thought or reasoning put into it.

QFT. I hate the Ultimate universe for so many reasons…

Gay Colossus=Lame. I mean…Colossus is the resident pimp of the X-Men (when Gambit’s down in Louisiana gettin DAT GUMBO) and he’s been raped like 8 times by different mutant she-people. That and FUCKING ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN! That piece of shit stole Immonen from me and my Nextwave brothers :mad:

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Post-Crisis Supes and Lois. Nauseating.

Actually, now that I think about it, throw late 70s Supes and Lois in there as well. Lois was a total shrew and Superman just kept crawling back. Old school Supes knew how to put a bitch in her place.

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Old school Supes knew how to put a bitch in her place.

:wtf:

Why was Lois in space?