World Is Running Out Of Chocolate

What kind of sick fuck are you?

+Yusuke posting that spongebob clip.

What the hell is with people in this thread repeating the same jokes?

I don’t eat a lot of chocolate/junk/sweets anymore, so I’m doing my part, but I still want to be able to enjoy it every now and then, so stop being greedy and stop wasting it on producing dumb shit that nobody is ever gonna buy/eat.
Put the damn candy bars back at the checkout every once in a while, and no more damn chocolate sculptures! And fuck you if you get double-fudge anything with oreos and chocolate sprinkles on top and all that shit! You fucks!

…actually I don’t care that much and am not that panicked about this. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Tragic news. It is already well documented that with current fishing rates, fish as a food source will be eliminated in the near future. Now chocolate too. Maybe eventually it really will come to soylent green.

Climbed trees for this stuff in Puerto Rico back in the day. Will do that shit again we call them Kenapas. Stuff is crack on a good day and awesome on another day. Must call my grandma to snag some from her tree.

Omg now that i think about it those gdlk chocolate covered acai berry things will be gone to. I cannot allow that to happen!

have any of you dipped Spanish Limes in Chocolate? I’m curious about this now.

Nah, we’ve already figured out how to make meat in a lab and 3D print food, we’ll be fine.

eventually we’ll just be able to throw a bunch of molecular bullshit together to just make actual chocolate on command, then 3D print it into the shape of titties or something.

On on hand, no more hot cocoa.

On the other hand a lot less fatties.

only chocolate I eat is from butterfingers & reese’s pieces

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Yup. Meh. It’s sort of like dipping a kiwi in chocolate; they just don’t combine. Pretty good with yogurt, though, and really sexy with whip cream.

I got a serious question for you.

Spoiler

http://stevenarch.tymoon.eu/fab/src/134147126323.jpg

This is just some conspiracy to keep the masses out of the chocolate market, but you know what I say to this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0Kq6qiuFTY

Welp. We knew this day would come brothers.
The legendary chocolate war is upon us.

chocolate relevant till valentines day anyways

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Chocolate is to big of an industry to die, I have more faith in them finding a solution for this than curing herpes.to

I know them as Guineps.

The seed inside can also be roasted and it has a nice peanutty flavor.

Too bad global Warming is total bullshit, otherwise we would get more warm land to grow it

Chocolate only grows with specific soil, and right by the equator. And it’s tough to grow, still.

The solution isn’t growing more, it’s selling it for a proper price that doesn’t require the use of child slaves.