I don’t eat a lot of chocolate/junk/sweets anymore, so I’m doing my part, but I still want to be able to enjoy it every now and then, so stop being greedy and stop wasting it on producing dumb shit that nobody is ever gonna buy/eat.
Put the damn candy bars back at the checkout every once in a while, and no more damn chocolate sculptures! And fuck you if you get double-fudge anything with oreos and chocolate sprinkles on top and all that shit! You fucks!
…actually I don’t care that much and am not that panicked about this. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Tragic news. It is already well documented that with current fishing rates, fish as a food source will be eliminated in the near future. Now chocolate too. Maybe eventually it really will come to soylent green.
Climbed trees for this stuff in Puerto Rico back in the day. Will do that shit again we call them Kenapas. Stuff is crack on a good day and awesome on another day. Must call my grandma to snag some from her tree.
Nah, we’ve already figured out how to make meat in a lab and 3D print food, we’ll be fine.
eventually we’ll just be able to throw a bunch of molecular bullshit together to just make actual chocolate on command, then 3D print it into the shape of titties or something.