Posted completely on topic. Props, man. :tup:
Everybody below you is a lying sack of dung.
God she could crush me alive with those thighs…I’m in looove.
I posted reasoning. Heavier girls typically dont fit the standard beauty model.
My bad - thought*** I*** did.
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Actually, you too, Clu 2. (LOL that rhymes)
I just didn’t go pick through all the posts for people who actually read the thread and posted accordingly, I just noticed that right after Drizzt, it just exploded with too much overt sexiness. :tup:
I’d smash that Takeshi’s Castle contestant. I have a thing for Asian girls with a CRAZY look in the eye. :tup:
I see some duds, and some ladies who dont fit with the theme of this thread. A better phrase to use would have been prototypically beautiful.
Patti LuPone
(I like older women)
I KNOW, right?
Her eyes are boner-inducing pure psychotic sexiness
How about London Andrews? I’d say she’s just on the right side of the line between thick and fat. Not that heavier girls can’t be attractive, but it would be in spite of their weight.
(One of the few non-nudes at the top of the Google image search, even with the cot-damn safe search turned all the way up.)
I like her.
Somebody already picked my #1, America Ferrera, so:
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Irshad Manji. She looks cute and tiny, but also has a brain up there.
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Hannah Storm. You can tell she actually likes sports, unlike those airhead Fox News models reading off a cue card. Had a thing for her since the 90s.
no thanks. i eat farm animals, not fuck 'em.
I have no problem with her muscles, it’s just the orange spray on tan that I find distracting.
A stock response for a stock response:
The rejection of femininity implicit in your comment would seem to indicate that you prefer the sexual services of men.
she’s thick-fat…but fat nonetheless. she needs to ‘get it right’ before slipping into something like that. she’s almost there, but she’s what’s dubbed as a not-quite.
how is she not stereotypically hot?
i looked her up and oh lawd, she is a black man’s dream
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Apperantly she’s fat :\
I freakin’ LOVE Pauley Perrette! I would murder Zangeif’s cyborg training bear just to talk to her. <3
Hah! But I AM into older white women! Score for…me…oh…dammit I’m a dude…and Canadian…that somehow would muss up my chances even more wouldn’t it…mumbles
I’ve found Jane Lynch strangely attractive for a while. I mean she’s 6 feet, she has that smooth, authoritative yet womanly voice that I enjoy and…wait…why the hell do I keep getting attracted to blond lesbians?!
Rachel Maddow…would have to pay me to even consider hitting that, at least in the bizarro world where she doesn’t play for Team Carpetbagger anyway.
Oddball choices for me…
Tilda Swinton --yep, I’d pounce. This is probably my strangest choice though.
Jeanene Garofalo (despite her being one of the most annoyingly putrid “classic Hollywood looney-lefty” types out there.) – would get the Bone™ in the 90s and yeah…she’d still get it today.
Chelsea Settles (mtv show) — this is one of the hottest fat girls that I’ve ever seen in life. She’s one you could invest in, because if she ever dropped the weight, the result would be RIDICULOUS hotness…but sheeeit, I’d still hit it today.
Wendy Malick – was on “Just Shoot Me” and now various commercials and the occasional tv show… http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/06/23/reasons-wendie-malicks-hot/ She has NO booty but I’d still hit. I first remember seeing her on HBO’s “Dream On” as Martin’s ex-wife.
and oh yes… Tina Fey would get Boned™ to death. She is incredibly hot. I’d like to have her dressed up in a schoolgirl uniform, then put her over my knee and administer some spankings. I have some pretty detailed fantasies about Ms. Fey there.
Cree Summer (various cartoon voices since forever; was also “Freddie” in A Different World)-- SO hittable, all day.
oh yeah and Jane Lynch would also get pounced immediately… it’s kind of a shame she’s also one of those blasted Carpetbaggers.
Also… my honey Fairuza Balk. She was the hottest thing about The Craft back in the day… she looks criminally insane but in the sexiest possible way…like a real life Harley Quinn but with dark hair, basically.
I LOVE me some Lisa Nichole…