Woman Shoots Boyfriend Because He Didn't Shoot Enough Jizz

I was still having that stiff boner after seeing that paige gif in the wrestling thread and unable to get out of my cubicle. Well after seeing the womans pic I can now work properly. Thanks SRK!

wtf and this didn’t take place in Florida? :wtf:

If this took place in Florida, it wouldn’t even make the news on grounds of being “too mundane”.

It couldn’t have been that serious, I mean to shoot the guy? Come the heck on.

He usually cums more than a horse, but today he was normal. SOMETHING was up.

10000 money shot.

Looking at that pic is making my dick want to turn inside out.

Get married for WHAT?! no thanks I like being able to get away from crazy women for awhile.

from working in walmart… she fits fine with the creatures of Walmart.

This is the problem with society today. Men fear commitment and won’t honor marriage, so women are victimized by it as they get older. Men need to grow up and get married instead of being unemployed and mooching off their girlfriends and playing Xbox all day.

Spoiler

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If she was the last woman on Earth, I would turn gay.

Some guy named doo doo. These bad sigs. Might need to drug test some of you guys’ topics of conversation.

That one with Wayne and the statue with the teeth.

I don’t know what you said exactly from censoring yourself, but let me tell you about the worst soundtrack ever. Rush Hour. Jigga jigga bounce with him, yes. GET A WOOP WOOP. Yeah, that too but its only 1 song. No BEACH BOYZ, real American Music. Why not right, that shit should’ve been free license, just throw that in there. War too. Wuditizit good for, absolutely nothinggg. Good Gawd. You All!

Yeah none of that. The quality between the radio jay-z song with the female rapper herass remains in a gucci frame?

Dropped off considerably. Nobody musicians from nowhere and yes a ratchet anthem.

Anyway I just shot this bitch in X-COM: Enemy Unknown. :mad:

Shoulda just turned off the lights…problem solved.

But really, I expect by the year…2020 something really dumb is going to happen. Why? Because it will.

Pussy whipped assed nigga.

or pharell + hat

including the folds and dents and shit.

Spoiler

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and her man?

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Man, Serpent is making too many people look free on $RK.

Hey I heard you did a good job in your new marvel movie, Richard Ryder.

Also to bring back talking about the View. I wonder if their studio audience would applaud this kind of behavior?

Did You think because she let you hit it that you’re safe?

FOOL!! EVERYBODY GETS SHOT!!!

-Starhammer-

(Always remember: i’m talking as an European, so keep that in mind and feel free to point out any blatant difference from EU to US that i may be forgetting or i’m not aware of)

Eeeehm. Nope. Nope and Nope. Women wanted fuc*ing equal opportunity? They got it and now is “magically” men’s falut when they (as in women) screw up.

Women fear commitment as much as men if not more only that they mask it using bullshit excuses as “I must focus on myself”. Women now focus on career (Nothing wrong with that, but keep in mind, if you exaggerate, it’s your fault), and when they realize “Oh my fu*king God, it’s almost menopause time!” they get batshit crazy because they are still single, with no family and children.

Though, and i hope i’m not going to offend anyone with my following statement, the main difference i can see between US and Europe is that women in the US see Marriage as a “legit” way to stop doing anything (still, i consider being a housewife, or to be more precise, being a MOTHER something like a full-time, 24/7 “job”, and i respect that, because i see my mother every day getting up early to go to work, coming home and still do chores if necessary) and letting the man pick up all the slack of bringing home the money and food while they , after doing some chores just sit their asses on the couch and watch tv or do whatever they please.

In my opinion, it’s not about men having fear of commitment (ok, some do, but it’s because they are still teenagers in their mind, they still have to grow up). If i had to count every man i know being rejected from marriage because it was the woman that feared commitment in the last year, i would need something between 6 or seven pairs of hands. Anyway, marriage isn’t anymore a necessity.

Civil Union, last time i checked was also an option in the US (i don’t know about every single state, so feel free to add a correction about this if needed) as it is in Europe, and it isn’t a homosexual exclusive. You can have a family and honor your partner without marriage. Marriage is NOT a necessity. Nowadays, marriage is mostly an excuse, some way of getting some sort of assurance, born from a lack of trust.

Anyway, getting back on topic and discussing the news… SMH. I’m reconsidering my idea of coming to live in the US. I would like to avoid getting shot because my epilepsy pills sometimes prevent me from shooting my load <_<

EDIT: Corrected a shitload of typos and i’m pretty sure i missed another shitload of them.