Woman Shoots Boyfriend Because He Didn't Shoot Enough Jizz

So how come no one else is talking about the fact that a portal between Oakland County and Florida exists?

Yo Jimmy I’ll back u up on that shit too. I’m tired of seeing that dudes redundant racist comments in every fucking thread.

thread title of the year :rofl:

cock starved hoe


you guys acting like atupid shit isnt humanity’s second mo

Srk doesn’t give a shit if you say racist shit about black people. Why you got scrubs like orboreus and this cheesy booty ass Steve Carrell 40 year old virgin looking dude Serpent running around smelling like lotion and desperation.

Anyways the best part about this is how she accused him of cheating when she is the other woman…

So the mods are supposed to know when the n - word is being used in the correct context by the correct persuasion?

Clearly this guy was no Peter North…

Returning itself to cosmic rubble.

On-topic, what kind of idiot would fuck that?

Some people just take shit too far and doesn’t know when to stop.

i solved it you guys. she is obviously part of the alien race introduced in Mel Gibson’s Signs (2002). she has been harvesting the ejaculate over the years and sending it back to her home planet for them to study human fertilization and reproduction. the guy’s performance recently must have put her behind in her monthly sperm quota, angering her enough to shoot him.

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Damn…this bitch out here looking like Droopy. Her ass prob talk slow as fuck too. This broad also is reminding me of Tom from tom & jerry. Yknow the episodes when he gets his ass beat by Jerry on occasion and comes out and says “DONT YOU BELIEVE IT!” Her ol swollen face Hanna Barbara looking ass.

Gannon lives in the dark word (florida) and uses said portal.

Because clearly I said fuck all about using the n-word. Since using that word is the only way to offend black ppl amirite.

No but seriously, shut the fuck up.

wtf!!?? I thought the pic was the dude, lol

I am highly offended by your use of the n word. There is no place for that on SRK. This place is supposed to be diverse and welcome to people of all races, cultures and creeds.

But then we have people like you running around creating a hostile environment with your racial slurs.

People like you are the reason why the rest of us can’t have nice things. Hostility, open racism, aggression, anger, you exhibit all of that. Disgusting.

shot twice…!!! He shoulda saw it coming.

Where are the other half of her eyebrows?

She looks like she has permanent sad face syndrome.

Wtf are you even talking about? You can’t shoot me over the Internet Aunt Esther so just calm the hell down.

Don’t insult Caucasians like that, that’s racist and not all of them are savages, they built stuff too(but mainly destroyed stuff)