This woman was brass balls the size of which I can’t even imagine having. This case HAS to get thrown out, right? I mean, there’s GOT to be a judge that says “Nuh uh” to this right?? RIGHT??
After that story of the kid recording his bullies harassing him, getting sued and the judge taking the side of the school I’m no longer surprised if judges take imbecilic cases.
This is a tough one
On the one hand fuck greedy old bitchs.
On the other hand fuck cyclists.
Shut the fuck up.
heh I was thinking that too.
For what it’s worth, Alcona is up north near the native reservations. Anything goes up there. Fucker’s probably eat tree bark and shit. Native’s routinely run people over, then mug them because “why not?”.
For what it’s worth, I am actually on the ladies side. I dunno about suing the parents, but I wouldn’t doubt she’s fucked up after running over three idiot’s who were bike riding in the middle of an unlit road after midnight.
FIXED
lol, get the fuck over it. The mere idea that money can solve a psychological issue is fucking insulting. losing your kids is much more painful than having to live with the fact that you ran over idiots, granted you where sober. So she’s hiding something and was drunk or intoxicated and guilt is raping her, or she is some sociopathic bitch.
LOL, Canada. the only place other than europe or california where the non-victim can walk away with $$$ for doing something stupid. FUCK OUTA HERE with your baby soft shit. At least florida and Texas are more consistent and logical by letting idiots walk with no jail time as their reward.
You want pain?
You want pain?
AEGIS Reflector !!!
Someone kill this stupid bitch and be done with it.
If they were grown, spandex-clad bicyclists, I’d make cold calls looking for donations for this woman.
Some kids, though? Enjoy your misery, crazy.
Welllll, I’m not saying it was the kids’ fault, and I’m not saying it wasn’t, but if there were three of them on bicycles and she was in an SUV, then technically the kids had more wheels than she did, which means that she was at a clear disadvantage in this situation.
snaake’smom strikes again 
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They should award her a first class ticket to Saudi Arabia.
(Gods damn it, Holy Phoenix Serpent. I honestly can’t tell if you’re serious half of the time anymore.)
Yeah, I don’t like cyclists either and it wouldn’t surprise me if the “kids”/teens were at fault in some capacity as well. It still doesn’t excuse either this lawsuit or at least some type of incompetence on the police’s part for not doing a test at the scene to determine whether she was drunk (on power) or not at the time of the “accident”.
Oh. Oh! I know! Pick me!
raises hand
The woman, for having a vagina, right, teacher?
Lawyer rage aside, it’s probably less the lawyer’s fault for “cooking up the lawsuit” and more just for accepting it. Even as despicable as a lot of lawyers can be, I doubt some random lawyer sought her out, knocked on her door like Mephistopheles and said “hey, I have this totally absurd get-rich scheme that will be entertained solely because of your genitalia”. Then again, a lot of things are possible.
looks at Gloria Allred
You know what? I take back my original statement. Those little brats were almost definitely in the wrong.
They probably attacked the front of her vehicle while she was simply trying to drive through them.
They don’t call them “hoodlums” for nothing: they’re always up to no good, trying to put dents your hood.
And do you see how I started accidentally rhyming words together just now when I was trying to describe their criminal activity?!! This is where rap music comes from.
The only thing the bitch should get for “pain and suffering” is the real thing, give her a billion paper cuts all over her body and then shower her with citrus juice. She’ll forget all about her fuck up real fast.
She raped the kid to death with her SUV and now she wants some $$$ to patch up her guilt.
“Boys are never unwilling, there is no raping men.” --Matriarch
Did Matriarch really type that?
You wouldn’t believe me if I said she didn’t.