Woman kills man by squeezing balls in fight

M.D · April 29, 2012, 1:24am

I thought this crap only happens in Battletoads.

Buster_Cannon · April 29, 2012, 1:30am

Man, I don’t care who it is, I would never wish this kind of death on anyone. I’m in pain just reading about it. :shake:

StreamMonster · April 29, 2012, 1:46am

maybe he didnt want to hit her back since the law is fucked up in china.anyone remember that story where a guy parked his car and women came up to him and punch him in the face for the spot,The man then Punch her back in the face and she busted her head on the pavement and he went to jail

Negative-Zer0 · April 29, 2012, 2:25am

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Shower me with likes

shin_kai · April 30, 2012, 1:06am

Jesus, just thinking about it. Although I’d imagine in a scenario similar, I hope I got something to get that woman to let go FAST.

KudistosMegistos · April 30, 2012, 1:15am

Get yourself a gun, blow her head off when she goes for the balls and claim self-defence.

Of course, this only works if you live in a jurisdiction where the laws aren’t made by fucking retards. If you live in such a jurisdiction, get out and move to Florida.

shin_kai · April 30, 2012, 1:21am

To be honest, I’ve never been to any place else in the US and I’m interested to see what life in Florida would be like. I’m used to desert weather.

Although, anyone here have medical experience? I’ve heard of people shot in the balls but for the topic story, what happens to make the guy die?

Havatchu · April 30, 2012, 5:23am

Florida is forever retarded.

Rhio2k · April 30, 2012, 6:38am

I bet the dude busted out with a PERFECT 1980’s Tarzan yell before his boys caved. I mean, seriously, if you die from nut trauma, that’s the only way to die with dignity. That should be a man-law or something.

Starhammer · April 30, 2012, 6:59am

You mean, she took His life by the balls.

-Starhammer-

BEWD · April 30, 2012, 7:13am

The puns…KILLING ME… the first page was a real nutcracker

goodm0urning · April 30, 2012, 7:26am

As far as puns go, this is one of the ol’ chestnuts.

BEWD · April 30, 2012, 7:58am

Whatevs gm, always busting my balls about something >:|

Jion_Wansu · April 30, 2012, 8:16am

Akuma is in Super Turbo and Gill is in Third Strike…

Starhammer · April 30, 2012, 8:18am

I knew this reminded me of something. The chinese schoolteacher who ripped part of the skin off a student’s jaw. I’m telling you, don’t get in scrap with that one. Scraps may be the only thing that the coroner gets. :wow:

-Starhammer-

Lazyjosh2 · April 30, 2012, 9:43am

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lol

voodazz · April 30, 2012, 6:23pm

In martial arts we call it…
http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/5665/866554.jpg
And there’s an art to it. You use the tips of your fingers to curl and get a proper grip, twist, and pull directly back with your arm as you collapse your weight on your knees to focus all of your body weight onto the testicles. The clenching motion is very familiar to those practiced in the tiger style of kung fu.

The more you twist and the more suddenly you switch your weight the more damage it is likely to cause. Testicles are only held on by skin, and it takes very little pressure to sever them completely off. Because there are a lot of nerves and blood vessels there, permanent debilitation and death is possible.

If you roll backwards onto your back you can actually force your opponent into a situation where they will lose their testicles or be thrown.

Somehow I don’t think asians follow the “no balls” rule of westerners

Redbeard · April 30, 2012, 7:11pm

This thread ruined my day. I can’t even sit in my chair comfortably now. :tdown:

Cryoh · April 30, 2012, 8:16pm

Damn, and I thought that throw tech damage in ST was high…

Starhammer · April 30, 2012, 10:36pm

In martial arts we call it…
http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/5665/866554.jpg
And there’s an art to it. You use the tips of your fingers to curl and get a proper grip, twist, and pull directly back with your arm as you collapse your weight on your knees to focus all of your body weight onto the testicles. The clenching motion is very familiar to those practiced in the tiger style of kung fu.

The more you twist and the more suddenly you switch your weight the more damage it is likely to cause. Testicles are only held on by skin, and it takes very little pressure to sever them completely off. Because there are a lot of nerves and blood vessels there, permanent debilitation and death is possible.

If you roll backwards onto your back you can actually force your opponent into a situation where they will lose their testicles or be thrown.

Why are you showing us a picture of a masked man in a criminal act against some man in a gi?

-Starhammer-