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lols, what an ending.
uj its generally not a good idea to invite ppl to someone elses house to play casuals, just sayin…
Especially when the person clearly Said they were done with the game.
Diclawsus, do you play exclusively offline? Or do you have XBL/PSN?
Feel free to add me so we can spar. =)
Yeah I know that but I can’t invite them over to my place because my mom would be totally pissed off if that many people came over so it will never happen. I still don’t believe Darren would quit the game but if he truly did then I’m disappointed. Oh well. I’ll still keep on playing. Doesn’t bother me.
Joe man please be quiet and stop taking things so personally alright? Everytime I’m talking to someone here you come with your smug attitude about the game and how I should talk to people. Please man mind your own business. I can’t wait till you go back to Vancouver so I can concentrate on other things. Thank God you’ll be gone for a year.
Also grow some hair before you come back.
Bald is NOT beautiful.
contrary to what u may believe i dont care a shit if u give people fuel to troll u forever which was what i was trying to point out. glad to know that u “concentrate” on me. im that big of a deal 2 u…side note on im in vancouver. way to fail.
on the end note one has to but look at you in person for 2 seconds to come up with something 100 times as witty as what u just vomited out there. even a few minutes of reading your forums posts gives them all the info they would need to point out your jackass status. better to be bald then a socially and mentally challenged 32(? around there) year old virgin sharing a bed with my older brother taking orders from my parents still. just sayen…stay free.
Seriously dude, have some tact. Go spew your garbage in the London/Chatham threads. You seem to like there better than here anyways. Does not make sense to me why you keep coming back here.
And
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Chatham thread? I wish lol…
I wake up to this shit? Listen you fat blob you are in NO fucking place to speak of beauty, success, or talent in anything pertaining to personality, life, or legitimate games or sports. You’re a 6’4, 300 pound monster of a person who doesn’t deserve the bullet he needs to be ended with. You need to shut your fat mouth before you start running at people about beauty and success. You’re 300 pounds, ugly as sin, live with your parents, 32 years old, share a bed with another man, and make minimum wage on 20 hours a week. Hey Brian what’s sex like? oh wait… what’s kissing like? oh wait… what’s having a paycheck over $800 like? oh wait… what’s sleeping with another man like? oh wait… just go find a new hobby you fucking waste of skin.
i did quit this game. i’ll still play casually no doubt, but there’s no way in hell i’m having people over on BRIAN’S request. if you guys want in you know my cell.
god damn dude:O
and so ahh i was about to leave and called twice(was alte because i wanted dinner first rather then going like8 hours without food like i normally do going to your place) and no answer. kinda didnt wanna just head across the city on a whim.
Considering I was to break his psyche yet again because of his ever so witty response to Turbo, I wake up to dems stealing my thunder right out from under me. I must be getting slow in my old age, but I say good show for the verbal mushroom stamp that you just applied to his face. But I am sure he is used to that from his brother.
Aww does this mean if we from London showed up on your door, would we be turned away? 
Not like we would actually do that with asking the host IF we can come, but I have a feeling you would rather see some of us strangers from London show then UJ.
I find this completely hilarious as UJ is also the one with the quote “it’s not balding it’s the wind” when we were indoors…
Lol dems, the murder rate in Windsor last year was 0! Lets keep it that way 
At least that’s what i heard on the radio.
yo daaaaaaaaaaamn
I am guessing that translates into:
“That road trip to Windsor to play Uber Johnston, SFIV weeaboo legend prime, just got cancelled.”
Well that was uncalled for.
Dude, don’t encourage that. God damn. Don’t ship us your problems.
Yea, sorry about that bro, weird sleep schedule and i kind of passed out… My bad man, I owe you one.
Can we create a new thread called UberJohnson thread 2011, and post all this awesomeness in there rather than Windsor. I can’t help but feel bad that Windsor has to continuously be associated with him. However, I agree with Hobo-Slow, don’t ship him to London thread.
That or someone could just permaban him…
Darren I’m not going to start shit with you again for the millionth time alright just because you want to stand up for assholes like yourself?!? You of ALL people shouldn’t talk about how much you think you look good you skinny jailbait piece of shit. Look at yourself in the mirror and see the weed smoking, drunk alcoholic your parents wanted you to become since you were born. That would make your parents proud huh jailbait.
Yeah from now on I’ll call you jailbait Darren. Remember to knock somebody out to impress your ginger ass girlfriend and get yourself some jailbait since you have those dumbass tattoos thinking that you’re cool or something!?! Fucking joke of a human being. Jailbait written all over your face fucker!! Also get a tattoo at the end of your back that says, “Funhole with an arrow to your ass” when you go to jail AGAIN. Oh if you ever touch me to stand up for your motherfucker of your so-called friends, I will send you to jail without any problem whatsoever. And you will have sex in there alot. Trust me.
Remember this fucker: I didn’t break your girlfriend Janko’s stick when the Toronto guys came here last year. It was your so called friends who did it not me. Remember asshole or did the beer already killed whatever empty brain cells you have left.
You want me to go through the list of things that you are associated with Jailbait? Well here they are AGAIN::rolleyes:
- Lives in a apartment with old people complaining ALL the time:
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- Ginger ass girlfriend (especially with NO BOOBS). Flat as a board:
[media=youtube]eyhn1IGgnsI[/media] (At least she has boobs)
- For a 25 or 26 year old MAN, you cry like a little bitch everytime you don’t get your way:
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- Being an unhealthy bitch that you can’t eat any dairy products:
[media=youtube]UebiF8cTUWg[/media] Oh Darren what does Milk taste like? I love milk.:lovin: Oh never mind you can’t drink any? Your idea of calcium is drinking Coors Silver Bullets ALL day. Good Job loser!!:tup:
- Has a stick job with skinny girlfriend:
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- Gingers on the loose, Gingers on the LOOSE!!:
[media=youtube]0Y2ixIcVC-4[/media] I agree SOME gingers do have souls. In your case, I doubt it.
- Your crack jokes aren’t funny and you’re not cool in anyway:
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Hey Jailbait you think I give a rat’s ass about the other shit that you are saying!?!? For sex, I don’t want to have sex with a overweight bitch which most of Windsor has. You on the other hand hit the ginger jackpot. She’s really not bad looking when she’s dressed up. Eg. When she came to the tournament at the Twig a year ago. Nice!! Now, not so much.
Paycheck you motherfucker!?!? Again your bragging that shit again when clearly I don’t give a damn how much you make? You think I’m stupid you asshole piece of shit.
What are you Donald Trump? Making $800 A WEEK!! Fuck you. You would make over $3200 a MONTH and you live in that boring ass apartment with nothing in it except a so called leather couch, 3 TV’s which I CAN AFFORD and a computer. That’s what you show for a person who makes over $3200 a month?!? You should be living in a house by now and affording to pay the hydro, water, cable and heat. I’ll break this down if you make $3200 a month moron:
$3200: $750 your Rent
$50 basic cable because everytime I come there, you NEVER watch TV or put on ONE channel.
Probably $100 for food
$200-300 for insurance for your car
$50 for gas a week ($200 a month)
Total: $980 a month plus some spending on your part. Say over $1000. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH OVER $2000 A MONTH?!?! Answer me this. You don’t spend it on your dumbass apartment which is totally boring. My room is more exciting to look at with ALL the stuff I afford with my tiny paycheck compared to your crappy ass apartment. I bought all my stuff with my hard working money. You can’t even spend ANYTHING what I spent on. My room is more exciting then your WHOLE apartment. Fuck you and how much you brag about your shit. You can’t even go to EVO or Season’s Beatings without you somebody holding your fucking hand. If you want to be the best loser, go to these. I was willing but things ALWAYS happen to me with my tiny paycheck. You can’t do anything by yourself. You buy weed with your money and alcohol just to bring thse assholes to your place. I don’t need to to do and I don’t want to do it. I won’t spend money everytime I bring somebody over. NO WAY!! I believe you make $800 every 2 weeks, not every week. I will never believe you on that.
I’ve been playing this game since I was small and I will never stop playing this game no matter what YOU say. Your word doesn’t mean shit. I know man you’ve been jealous of me since I came to your get togethers at the Twig. I know you’ll say what should I be jealous with!?! First of all I’m TALLER than YOU, me and my Brother can make a Oreo Sandwich out of you. We are bigger than you and you can’t accept the fact that we are. Measley 6’3 compared to 6’4 1/2 Inches and 6’6 Inches. Take that to the bank. Also when you came to my place for my birthday party, you looked at my room and I saw on your face that you were immediately jealous. Not the bed but the shelves of video games ALL over the place. You know it. Rebuttle coming…now!! Third you know I beat you EVERYTIME I play with you and your idiot friends. Oh by the way, thanks for all the money I got from you guys since I won 3 of YOUR tournaments at your place. Oh the stuff I bought with it. Thank you. You can’t accept the fact that I can beat you. BTW, I studied you for 2 months before I kicked your ass at your place. I know you now fool. NOW THERE IS NO ESCAPE FOR YOU!!! Just like you studied me, I studied you. You got what you deserve.
I rather have no friends than ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER BACK STABBERS LIKE YOU and those pieces of shits from Toronto. I won’t even trust you with one ounce of my life to you fuckers for anything. I have my family which is important to me than ANY game anyways. You guys are dead last. Good thing you “quit” but when dicksucker Ono will bring out the downloadable patch for Super in June, you will be back. I know you faker. I know you. Anyways, I’ll beat you again. Fucked up loser!!
Joe man you’re the biggest piece of shit I’ve ever met. You and Jailbait are perfect for each other. Prison bitches. Oh yeah man remember I said that Windsor sucks balls? Looks like you left it faster than I did. If you love it so much, how come you don;t even want to stay? At least I have a job, what about you? You also look 10-15 years OLDER than what your real age is so you shouldn’t even talk about me in anyway. Go fight in Iraq and Afganistan. Fight for the country you love. Me? I just don’t care.
Darren kiss my ass. You’re not worth it anymore. I just come on here to see what’s new but I don’t need to take this shit anymore. You were never a friend to begin with and you take other people side who YOU know are dickheads and assholes. Keep your friends but in the end there is never honor among thieves. Sooner or later you will get the knife in YOUR back. Prepare yourself!!!