^ tmi
Don’t mind me, I was just wondering if anyone else thought that video link I posted was as hilarious as I thought it was. For some reason that was the first thing that came to me.
Also I need to quote ppl more to stay in context apparently but takes effort and the Angel don’t DO effort.
S tier: Catherine Kieu Becker
C tier: Lorena Bobbit
Becker’s mix up and rushdown are just too strong. Her husband didn’t even see it coming because her mind games were so godlike. What sets her appart from Bobbit is that she bodied him so hard that his stick broke beyond repair.
isnt this a fantasy for most guys on srk?.. getting your dick chopped off by an asian chick… i was it sucked? i cant remember.
Now now place nice…
and koop cosigns.
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i respect reinventing yourself, but never forget where you came from.
because i won’t.
You should get bumped down to Shaft officer since you obviously weren’t around to protect this poor man.
>implying i’m not a loose cannon
>implying my badge and gun weren’t on my commanding officer’s desk at the end of the day
still gonna make Mendoza pay
Remember guys, you’re never impotent so long as you have a tongue…:wink2:
The word “impotent” doesn’t work that way.
I heard about the story, but it’s the first time I read about it…very ouch.
Amateur.
A pro would have had them wake up over the sink, with their pecker in the garbage disposal, THEN you turn it on.
All of the heavy lifting and hip breaking is worth it to see the look on their face.
Pfft. A REAL genius would’ve implemented a game into that as well.
Wakes up, tied up, with his dick in the garbage disposal
“Hello, Mr. Becker. I want to play a game. What you see before you is the vagina of a woman you’ve been married to for a very long time. For many years, this vagina has been left dry and mortifyingly unsatisfied… a result of your mouth being used for everything except the selfless act of cunnilingus. Today, you are given one last chance to deliver this satisfaction, or lose the ability to satisfy yourself or another woman… forever. The choice is yours. You have 60 seconds. Let the games begin.”
tic tic tic tic tic
^ I doubt that cunt had a sex drive
Jigsaw the Sex Therapist.
Nigga, you got your wooden gun replaced with a rape whistle. Fuck outta here with implications and random alligator sentences that stay hungry…
Man, what was I thinking, intentionally missing out of the lolz-fest that this thread is?
If my wife ever were to even think of cutting off my penis, we are already under the understanding that she is gonna have to eat it afterwards (and probably directly before). I know a man’s strength comes from the groin and that I probably wouldn’t be able to walk anywhere approaching straight with a gaping, bleeding, (urinating?) hole where my cock used to be, but I would ensure that my penis would end up in her mouth (and throat and belly and eventually anus) that day. My last act on earth, as it were.
And then I’d get a finger penis and bang random hot asian chicks (my fingers ain’t that big, yo!) with it calling it my “stank fanga.” :tup:
which i shove down the throat of Mendoza’s lieutenant in the server room. while he’s strangling to death i say to him “tweet that” then i walk out before all the computers blow up.
If only he had…
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I want to punch her face.