Why does game journalism suck?: Angry Joe FTW!

Wtf is gg? I know you ain’t talking bout guilty gear or good games. And what’s the big problem? That gamesites don’t know how to correctly review games? Isn’t that old news? Good reviews is something from the 90’s, when we used to buy game mags. Remember those guys actually knew how to play fighters in a competent way and same for games like arcade racers (Daytona) that required intricate knowledge of game mechanics and know how of how to play the game.

I remember 1 guy talking about how he loved arcade racers and used to play Daytona USA in arcades all the time, writer for kotaku and so called good player of Daytona and other arcade racers. I think the article was about that new drifting arcade racer with retro graphics and flashy colors. I asked him how the drifting mechanics worked, how extensive the drifting mechanics are compared to say Daytona. Guy was spewing bs, he didn’t know shit about drifting mechanics or anything. He couldn’t compare 2 arcade racers even though he was a supposed expert. Didn’t know shit about techniques, 2-4, 2-4-3-4, 1-4, 1-3-4, 2-4-2-4 nada nothing.

If I ask a serious question to a fighting game player who acts like he’s a pro I would expect him to know more than you can throw fireballs, no shit asshat.

I think the only people who can legitimately review a game are people who are good or even great at said game. From simple games, being good is good enough. For REAL GAMES MADE FOR REAL MOTHERFUCKERS, like real arcade racers (not NFS, talking bout Gamez like Sega arcade racers with actual quality and complexity) and Sim racers, fighting games and other games where the skill level needed to just be able to functionally play the game need reviewers who are actually really good to great to be able to seriously review said game.

Let’s be honest, almost nobody fucking knows how to play fucking complicated games like fighters. These reviewers are not qualified to review these games, they should just review casual bs made for retards (modern day gamers).

#GG is #GamerGate, a bunch of pissed off video game consumers who are now fighting against the shitty practices within the games media and are refusing to put up with such bullshit treatment no longer.
Quick introductory vids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipcWm4B3EU4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siV9Anw50C0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7byUpdCUtuk

Longer more detailed vids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xjw0c2E5eic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy9bisUIP3w

If you have questions, just ask. Shit’s been going on for a good half year now. Too much events and shit to try and cover it all at once.

Wow I never knew about all those hours devs put into designing a game and the crap they get from their higher ups. So for them to see something like Depression Quest receive praise and the LWs get put on this pedastal. It’s very understandable for them to be pissed.

The gaming industry is a pretty shitty place to work in, even without the corrupt media.

I guess you have to have a genuine passion for it to do it. That or be a trust fund baby who gets to side step all the hardships that come with working for a dev studio and can just put out the bare minimum for a game and get a pat on the back for it.

Thanx for the reply, basically it’s to try and stop corrupt motherfuckers. Corrupt gaming sites with faulty reviews.

Money is too strong. Unless you are rich many people will sell their souls, let alone do a good review on a bad game.

The main issue with game journous is that they just don’t give a fuck about doing a good job because who needs to actually know anything about gaming when you can just post half assed click bait articles and biased half assed reviews get paid? There was no one kicking them in the butt saying “GET YO SHIT TOGETHER” and holding them to a standard. That is until #GG happened. #GG became that kick in the rear that keeps them on their toes and honest. We’re quick to point out examples of biased or agenda based reviews and unethical practices. So they can’t just blatantly do the stuff they use to because it wont go ignored and unchecked. I.E Kotaku stealing credit for that guy’s Smash Bros article. Before #GG that would’ve went unotic

Being rich is irrelevant, since the rich only wants to become more rich, hence the situation (even outside of gaming).

Fox news talking about vidya games? Dis gone b gud.

Guess it’s a good thing Bulletstorm was rated M!

2012:


https://twitter.com/BenKuchera/status/264001480422473728

2015:
https://twitter.com/Grummz/status/572190961880719362
https://twitter.com/Grummz/status/572192642357972992
https://twitter.com/Grummz/status/572193705152659456
https://twitter.com/Grummz/status/572194731670802433
https://twitter.com/Grummz/status/572195476520493056
https://twitter.com/Grummz/status/572197300124184576

https://twitter.com/Grummz/status/572212550106021888

gotta love how kern ignores people telling him about all the avenues he has to voice his opinion while he crys about cenorship at the same tiem lol

Kern did reach out to Pakman and TotalBiscuit. Those two are setting something up with him.

I like how FGC footage is used to debunk the negative stigmas the journalists are pushing


Gamers who are not puritans see the FGC as a source of pride for western gaming, and I’ve seen this praise in a ton of non-FG places on the internet.

Guys please welcome the newest member in the blockbot list:
https://archive.today/Sm0Mw

GDC is happening these days and all its hashtags are being flooded with calls for free, unbiased gaming press.

Oh, i know GDC is going on… I work at the museum that shares the block with the convention center they are at and they are literally flooding the streets, park and all the damn places to eat. damn near 30 minute wait just to get some lunch.

Oh, man… I am just so disappointed in Tim Schafer right now…