Dworkin is hilarious.
“Since having (hetero) intercourse for the first time hurts a female, I can imply that this is not how nature intended us to experience pleasure. Hetero sex = rape.”
As soon as I saw the thread title in “Recently Active Threads” I almost had a stroke. Carry on, Gentlemen.
I need feminism because my bleeding heart goes out to all the poor and impoverished white women of the world who might one day actually have to work for a living. Lord knows how much they suffer in all those sweat shops across the globe.
Dat penis envy.
Freud would have a field day.
Actually I don’t need Feminism. I need less of it. no reason young boys and young men should be turned away from STEM jobs due to stupid legislation because there aren’t enough females in those sectors out of choice from the female crowd.
so I could do way less of it.
According to XKCD, it is impossible to post a comment on the Internet so asinine that everybody immediately assumes it to be a joke. And the kid with glasses is the reason why.
Anyway, here is why feminism is indisputably good.
In the pursuit of equitable male-female relationships, feminism blurs gender roles.
-> Women become less likely to be jobless stay-at-home wives.
-> Women become more likely to pursue careers outside the home.
-> Women become more likely to pursue higher education to attain those careers.
-> In order to maintain their educational and career goals, women put off marriage/long-term relationships.
-> In the absence of romantic and sexual fulfillment previously attained through marriage, women substitute sex on a more casual, experimental basis… which becomes more socially acceptable due to the pursuit of equitable male-female relationships.
THUS: feminism has directly influenced women’s willingness to sleep around, and is directly responsible for making college way more awesome.
Even Andrea Dworkin’s warped, misandrist view of feminism has this logical chain lurking somewhere in its bowels.
So which is it for you guys? The pre-feminist world in which women save themselves for marriage, sit around the house all day, and lie there like a dead starfish while you frantically try to get a nut off before she starts crying? (Kromo, I’m looking in your direction.) Or the feminist world in which women are not only less inclined to save themselves and more inclined to put off marriage, but are actively interested in consequence-free sex with casual partners?
It has been suggested by some that feminists consist of undesirable, sexually-frustrated pigs. I would suggest the opposite: the men who say such things are probably frustrated that they’re still not getting any, even in this era of plentiful low-hanging fruit.
(Dworkin is also long dead, fortunately. Honestly, she didn’t die soon enough.)
Haha at not giving an official definition of “feminism” and naively expecting it to bring people together with “openness”.
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…By Shiva, I’d probably just say “women” dimissively if this wasn’t actually so fucking stupid it managed to “transcend” lower than Lifetime on the stupidity scale. I can understand not expecting people to be able to discuss things intelligently, but she’s not even trying. Sigh.
Ahem.
“I need feminism because feminism supposedly espouses equality for both sexes, rather than the current inequality that exists for women in realms such as that of law, where people automatically take their side just because women have breasts, vaginae and are thus assumed to be ‘weaker’ and ‘innocent’, especially if traditionally pretty. Ultimately, I want to be able say that I’m proudly feminist because I pushed a woman down the stairs or was ‘forced’ to punch her in the face for being just another person who pissed me off, rather than having it somehow be automatically worse just because she’s a woman, and to be believed. Sniff. That’s why I need feminism.”
Indeed. Feminism did “do” tomboys (with a strap-on). Wonderful are the workings of Zod.
Kneel before Zod, Queen of the Desert, and praise his super-glory!
I so see what you did there.
(I figured you would get it, goodm0urning. You’re probably the only one though.)
Also, I was going to say what you were getting at before is essentially Poe’s Law, but apparently, Poe’s Law doesn’t quite cover the unfortunate “it is impossible to tell if something stupid is genuinely so since people can be so stupid” factor of existence.
But, yeah, that second picture being genuine wouldn’t surprise me, especially since I somewhat agree that (a lot of) porn treats women badly. Then again, porn treats almost everyone poorly, so that’s not really surprising.
Because Spike TV tells me feminist rallies are great places to pick up chicks.
Feminists tend to be sluttier.
I like feminists.
I need feminism so maybe senpai can notice me
I do agree with this–mainly because of the exploitative nature of industrialized entertainment, rather than anything to do with pornography itself.
In a roundabout way, glasses kid has a point. A growing feminist influence over porn would solve much of porn’s problems. Imagine: instead of two women with dull, glazed eyes lethargically diddling each other with dildos until they pretend to orgasm (again, looking at Kromo), we had porn of two women enthusiastically gobbling each other for palpable reasons other than a nagging addiction to cocaine.
i dunno about y’all, but my first year of having orgasms hurt pretty bad. felt like i was getting kicked in the balls immediately afterwards.
i need feminism to help Kromo with his rape culture yogurt marketing campaign.
I should have clarified and said that modern feminism or more specifically the radical parts of it are the ones whose meaning I question. The one evoked in the article posted by the OP is that anti-porn philosophy (which Dworkin heavily promoted) that believes porn makes men want to rape women and other nonsense.
Not sure what wack ass porno you are watching but the BITCHES in my fuck flicks are more than enjoying taking 20 inch dildos down the entirety of their digestive systems.
Women are inherently sluts to begin with, feminism doesn’t promote that shit, what it promotes is female homosexuality and misandry. Both of which benefit no man.
Unless of course you are a faggot trying to get rid of potential competition.
http://www.profilebrand.com/funny-pictures/category/cartoons/624_superman-kills-lois.gif
What is total gender equality? How do we obtain such a thing?
Life in general taught me violence toward women is sexy. Porn just confirms it.
Don’t hate the future. With current trends the way they are, White Women are poised to become the most powerful group of people in the USA. They are beginning to out earn most men and are beginning to take positions of power in the industries of the future such as medicine and education.
Feminism is an extremely well thought out concept.
I’m joking, nobody needs feminism.
ps: fuck bitches get money