Guess I will have to try for that.
Had you not been, you also would have noticed that they’re talking about going on Friday, not Thursday.
It’s been too long since I’ve been out to play. Count me in.
I wonder if the lasers can be set to “Resident Evil” mode.
^so I checked the 21+ age thing and came up with some weird answers. Some nights they are 21+ and some they’re not especially looking at the calender of events section. I shot an email to them inquiring as to what’s up and hope it’s not always 21+.
unless its catherine zeta jones is dodging the lasers… ill pass
Mandel is on something to watch fat people do it.
win!
dat ass.
my friend works for the company that does all of T-Mobile’s advertising and he said the un-retouched pix of her are hideous, though 
I saw that. But I figured that people would have wanted to go to the grand opening. I mean, open bar, b-list local celebs, drunken townies, possible catering and free play, why not check it out under those circumstances.
I still remember attending Gamerworks’ opening night a dozen years ago. I remember thinking Will Smith was taller than I’d imagined, and Gillian Anderson was a midget. And the gift bags were tight. I doubt this premier will be of the same caliber. If I’m free, I’ll duck in. But probably won’t be.
God fucking damn it. She looked bomb in Zorro. God tier.
Wtf is power play?
LOL dude, you know watching fat people do laser dodge would be the funniest shit you’ve seen in a longtime dude. I hope the game makes a loud ass buzzer noise when you fuck up. Cause that would be tight as hell. Fat dude rolls through, second he enters the room, “BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAZZZZZZZZZZT!” I’m trying to see that shit and I’m almost willing to pay for it.
Trust me, when I try this laser dodge shit out, you guys are gonna see espionage at it’s best cause I am a strategical specialist. Watch me.
Haha Mandel’s gonna roll up with ninja gear on. Gonna be legendary.
Laser Dodge? That sounds sexy. Do they play music? Hopefully they pipe in some Darude - Sandstorm to get those crackhead athletic juices flowing.
This reminds me, I used to work the laser tag at Seattle Center. Half the laser guns were fucked up and most couldn’t charge properly. The good thing was the sound system inside of it so we could bump hella random shit. We had the Initial D soundtrack turned up to the maximum. One day we were committed to having Careless Whisper on repeat all day long. We managed to do it. And you know what? That is still the cut to this day. George Michael holds it down.
Careless Whisper by George Michael is my Ultra Combo Finish for Karaoke. I’ve won two competitions with that song.
Strategical mentalist, specialist, I’m just the best at this
Laser rollin’ and dodgin’ to make the next one miss
Clench your fist, step to this, I’m bout to check the list
See if I should even bother wasting my breath on this
You’re in the rear, we’re top-tier, I’m in my ninja gear
I’m drinkin Mount Gay rum with that ginger beer
Singe your hair, cringe in fear, got that twinge in your ear
Your fate of failure-by-laser is on the fringe from here
/end Mandel-inspired verse
Whoa, was that you who wrote that Nolan?
Indeed it was, sir. I’m a fan of the rap music.
Your multiples were doooope!