It’s only cheating if someone gets pregnant
So basically your mom/dad gave you the ultimate cockblock. 
thinking of another porn script…
No option about licking between the toes?
No, they gave me an easy way out.
Because then you would be called Aunt Mom and Uncle Dad.
Hecatom crossing lines that should not be crossed.
https://data.desustorage.org/a/image/1437/83/1437838554629.jpg
Lol at Raz0r voting yes
God dammit, it was a sheep, not a goat. And I was just trying to help it over the fence, I swear!
… did you buy the goat dinner first?
Asking the hard hitting questions today huh?
Why did the goat cross the road?
Spoiler
Because his lamborghini was parked on the other side :neutral:
Why couldn’t the sheep browse the internet?
Spoiler
She didn’t have enough ram :neutral:
a flerpity derpity sniggity digity
When the sex is that bahhhhhhhhd can it really be called cheating?
I remember working with this old black dude from baltimore a long time ago when i was like 18. He was a crazy nigga who was missing his top 4 teeth. He use to tell us wild shit he did, some that im sure he should be in prison for, but i remember one day in the lunch room he goes to us, "you know you can fuck a sheep. Sheeps pussy is just like a girls pussy. Shiiit, times get hard, you fuck that sheep".
All 3 of us on the team looked at him like nigga, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. LMFAO.
Aaaah, the semi good ole days, and fucking a goat isnt cheating. haha
Them Isis niggas be fucking Goats to acquire spiritual power and guidance. That shit is acceptable to the women there, so I guess it’s alright.
I remember when this dude I used to play Marvel 3 with online asked me if I’m into fucking dogs and said he was on a personal quest to impregnate his Shih Tzu. Deleted that nigga in an instant. Fucking weirdo.
Just because Hitler Isis likes dogs goats doesn’t mean that we can’t. Don’t let the black sheep dictate what’s right or wrong for the rest of us.
Not human so not cheating