Who is your Daddy and what does he do? The SRK Newbie Introduction Thread

I heard some awkward teenage bitch say it at a store. At least KillaFox made his point. He @'d 2 mods, called them shit, dropped a huge spoiler, and remains unscathed.

Impotent is, as

I saw the movie and managed to avoid getting spoiled at all.

I win!

Killa with the small dick spoiling people though :bee:

I’m Clint Eastwood.

Isn’t that obvious?

http://i.imgur.com/kIMW4vGh.jpg

Man…who the mothfucka that made this thread. Ima find you and blast on you. Bitch ass nigga you done gone to far. Im killin’ you.

I’m new to the scene, joined 4 years ago. Don’t even know what a Street Fighter IV vanilla is

Ima bust. Punk ass bitch. None of these other bustas wanna talk shit because they scurrry. Im not. Bitch ass nigga, Ima blast you.

P.S. I wont though because I aint fuckin lookin’ for you.

I almost hot blasted last night. Niggga was too scurrry. Like most of y’all.

Go home, youre drunk.

Greetings and salutations. I play SG, USF4, GG Xrd, P4AU, and Sm4sh.

Sweet fucking Jeebus, it worked!

Triggered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwiuX2OAvJg

This deal ends as soon as you write us a check.
And it better not bounce, or you’re a dead mofo.

Let the noobs make their own thread, the replies are hilarious anyway. We don’t need anymore shit, like this thread, on this site that sucks away the lols of this site.

They’ll do it anyway, not like this will get stickied. It’s got until the end of the weekend til it hits the second page and is lost to eternity.

I wont let it happen.

Third page is the real death

You just want a place to post spoilers.

Han Solo killed Greedo GET :mad: :beta:

Han Cholo with Guido GET :mad: Razor

Once a thread died after I posted this in it, I’m not trying to do that again. It wasn’t closed because of the post. But the thread disappearing took it away. GGPO Xmens beef was it nickguy? Other stuff was “look at dis guy in a picture wiff his mom after graduating” - not quite the sickest burn… online niggas is weird. Maybe they never graduated and took a pic with moms. so sad.

Oh and they kept talking about Yuri Sakazaki like she was a real person. White knightery, no u dont talk about Yuri like that. All confused Hate thread or Thirsty thread, Pre-Neesa Birthday, ya heard

Someone closed by Gill thread in the SFV forums…

@orochizoolander How do you know Guile?