that face is so epic. I laughed harder than I should have.
Why anyone would want to work in porn for anything other than money doesn’t compute with me.
Also the idea of having a porn folder or “collection” is hilarious to me. Just, all i can think of is people alphabetizing starting with anal, blowjobs, cunts, etc…
Just curious, why’d you feel the need to ‘liberate’ him from his virginity? I guess I’ve just always wondered why people treat it as it’s a disease or something.
Virginity is not a problem. It is, at most, a symptom of a problem. Bitch asses always feel like they gotta go correcting anything different in other people’s lives, though.
I watch a lot of porn. That’s why I’m good at fucking in positions that allow for the most camera ready angles…
proly so his boy wouldn’t be so sprung on the first girl who gives it up that he gets hitched
Because I was young and stupid and still had the mindset that you’re not a real man until you fuck a girl. I honestly thought I was doing him a favor… pretty dumb in hindsight not to mention those higher priced hos are NOT cheap.
lol fapping. i dunno i think if you fap (lol) to some chick at the store or on the bus, its like loading your personal spankbank…its yours to do with as you please. Also i second the preemptive fap, shit i start my day off everyday like this . better than a cup of coffee and according to dr.oz fapping (lol) up to 30 times a month aint so bad, helps fight off potential prostate health problems in the future …just sayin. but yeah i mainly watch lesbian porn only these days , they just get really into it and bust a lot.
I got something probably worse. Don’t WATCH Anal Acrobats… just don’t.
I’ve always referred to my “spankbank” as my highlight reel. I find it a lot easier to use than porn since it’s mostly girls I’ve actually been with and it’s upwardly mobile :tup:
EDIT:
oops. Apparently I’ve already mentioned the highlight reel in another post
it’s actually 1 in 200. no lie.
and stop being a mark, fishjie.
im just saying neuroscience shows porn is bad for you
i’m not saying the act of watching it is morally wrong (although the industry is terrible and many pr0n stars commit suicide), i’m saying the act of watching it will damage your brain.
edit: i’m pretty sure its 1 in 200 for all girls in tokyo, and thats cause tokyo has a small population. im sure a high % of girls in LA do pr0n as well
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I don’t watch porn.
Porn is so fucking boring.
i don’t watch porn or search for it anymore.
its like you might as well use that effort to find a jumpoff.
I don’t watch porn…
…when I’m in a relationship. I usually forget I even have porn when I’m dating.
Shoulda taught his boy some skills with the ladies, fish vs fishing pole and all that.
I find some kinds of hentai interesting because I see it as exploring human sexuality outside of the normal confines of reality.
You haven’t seen any good looking porn actresses then, you’ve been looking at the old ones that have been in the game to long and are worn out.