Lol @ you scrubs. You know how the oldergod bathes niggas? I have a Egyptian broad washing my back with terry cloth marinated in specialty lush soaps while a desi princess polishes my pipe with her citrus listerine breath giving it a icy hot sensation. Catch up faggots
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When I bathe, I use teachers.
anyone using the big supermarket lotions, soaps, shampoos, powders, etc… need their heads examined. I use to use all that shit years ago and suffered from dry itchy skin as a result and had no clue why. these days I use organic hippie tooth paste and shower a lot less
when I use to shower with one of my ex’s she would always have a thousand different body washes…i tried explaining to her that it’s no good and was the cause of her hair falling out but she wouldn’t listen…
I bet this fool stinks. Rubbin’ some rock in his pits for deodorant. Freakin’ hippies man.
Try baking soda and apple vinegar for shampoo replacement. you can google for instructions. Also, getting rid of all those chemicals but still bathing and absorbing flouride from the shower sorta seems a waste. unless you have a filter, or live most anywhere but the US.
I’m gonna look into making my own soaps. I tried the dr bronner soaps but didn’t lather up too well with my loofah. Also even the hippy toothpaste might still have bad stuff in them. Some recommend tooth wash and others recommend making your own sort of tooth cleaning mixture with stuff like himalayan salts and colloidal silver. Himalayan salts are also good for deo replacement.
Not sure if trolling…
Crack rock to be precise.
I use soup and a washcloth. Then I use body wash
Body wash, a loofah, shampoo, and water.
Every time I hear some dude say “Yo, I don’t need deodorant, my natural musk smells like flowers”, I naturally assume that they haven’t left their house in years.
My hands. After a hard days work they are pretty much like sand paper. Excellent for scraping off the layers and layers of dead and dying skin accumulating on my genitals. As a bonus, once the ice water freezes over completely, I can break it into small, skin flecked chunks and slip it into peoples drinks.
Mansoup is the greatest made up word I’ve heard since Hatebot.
On topic though, loofah, Washcloth or bar. Just depends on my mood I suppose.
Shampoo… when I run out of Irish spring(The Green bottle one)
A very course wash rag. I like the feeling of scraping the skin off of me as the hot water soothes.
BTW No homo this whole thread.
This place is a plethora of slang, I love it.
And hatebot?
Hateful robot? Or hateful spambot?
a collection of various hairs found in the drain from guests of past, pasted together with glue from the end of a popsicle stick
Your girlfriend.
Bein real, it’s all about the loofah.
I use Dove’s Men+Body Care soap, it makes my skin feel great plus the Deep Clean one scrubs my asshole clean enough to eat. I have no more hair on my head so I use the same bar of soap for that. For face I use an Olay sensitive skin face wash every other day since I walk around a lot and once a week I use Nivea’s men’s face scrub to exfoliate. I shave once every two days or abouts so I have to use the old school Barbasol for sensitive skin to bust up my hairy ass face. Afterward I use Lubriderm Men’s 3-in-1 lotion for my head to soothe shaving irritation and just because I have a naturally dry scalp. I use a Nivea for Men after-shave lotion SPF 15 to keep my face smooth and safe from the sun’s rays.
I’m not even going to get into what happens when I have to shave my pubes off and the very few butt hairs and the stray back hairs I find. I’ll just say once a week I like to spend about two hours making sure my body is ready for your mothers.
ever considered the possibility that her hair falling out might be due to you constantly nagging her with your paranoid beliefs about soap & shampoo?
just sayin.
also, brillo pad with ajax for me.