"What people msg you after you beat them" MvC3 edition

[Onii]

This one sounds more like a compliment than an insult. I guess he fails at both MVC3 AND insulting people online?

Yup. I never really noticed that.

[quixotegut]

I was told to “get out of your parents basement” by some salty gentleman whose name escapes me. I forget his team, but he lost to my Spencer/Hulk/Dorm team.

But… Hulk strongest! Why the salt?

[NissanZaxima]

The hatemail I got last night was your typical Call of Duty player “Get a life” “Get some pussy fag” “You suck and just spam fag” boring stuff :(. I wish people were a little more creative.

[PKSkyler]

I killed some guy who was playing really lame with Phoenix with Joe’s Air Desperado and it was right behind her while she did an air hyper (the wrong way) looked so funny I had to send the message "damn, right in the butthole"
the guy then sends me a freakin paragraph about how much better he is than me and I only beat his “not trying team” of hulk dorm doom and i couldnt beat his “real team” of wesker sent phoenix…
I was 5-1 agaisnt the first and 1-4 against the 2nd, and I picked V.Joe Deadpool, and Ryu/Tron. I just laughed that he would try and make me mad and say im horrible when Im playing low tier and still winning/having fun.

EDIT: Oh and this nigga has the audacity to send me a message getting mad that I posted it on SRK. yo dude, im drunk as shit and bored AF- dont take things so seriously its a fuckin game

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[Ranadiel]

That video was fantastic.

[Mustachio]

More horrible gameplay from myself with some mail from a Dante/Taskmaster/Akuma user. Won 4 matches against him (last 2 recorded above) with on point Haggar, Trish and Akuma.

Cheesed him out with Akuma in the 3rd game, then he quit playing Taskmaster mid-game in the 4th so he could send me “u r a spam”.

Figuring he was the type of guy that overly valued online ranks, I said “u r a 3rd lord losing to a beginner”. He sends me two messages afterwards but I don’t respond. Don’t really bother rematching guys who quit mid game, especially when I suck hard and never quit no matter how bad the asskicking I get. I just leave the room if I can’t hang.

Yo, I faced dat Haggar, shit got real. I remember dem Trish too. I ain’t be having no fun trying outzone dat bitch.

Fuck I’m so glad you don’t use TAC. I hate guessing that shit online.

[Fromundaman]

That video was great. But come on now, why do you have to be pressing buttons? That shit is lame. Real men don’t need buttons.

Yo, I faced dat Haggar, shit got real. I remember dem Trish too. I ain’t be having no fun trying outzone dat bitch.

Fuck I’m so glad you don’t use TAC. I hate guessing that shit online.

Get better?

Also, how is guessing TAC online different than doing it offline?

[Mustachio]

Get better?

Also, how is guessing TAC online different than doing it offline?

You’re attempting to make me salty, it’s not working. As for the TAC crap, have you ever played the PS3 version of this game? You’re better off letting the TAC go through than trying to avoid it because you’re going to reset yourself on ACCIDENT - I’m not even exaggerating. Hell, you’d be lucky to find a lag-less game on the Gaystation.

[Aoishi2AL]

I’ve gotten a lot of compliment mail lately, though I still get ragers. And not surprisingly it usually comes from players that have Wolverine or Wesker on their team, complaining about me “running.”

Some recent messages from the PSN from the last week or so. Only one hate mail to speak of:

mistybubblesz:
Re:ggs
lol thanx, yea dp is my last resort usually.
(mistybubblesz plays a chun/morrigan/phoenix team, and it was absolutely not what i was expecting. props for actually using phoenix/dark phoenix outside of xf3, even though it cost you the match a couple of times. watch out for this player if you happen to run into him!)

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I think I’ve run into you a few times. Do you play the Darkstalkers team? Your Lei-Lei made me go 0_0 then LOL.

Mistybubblesz: Yeah…he sets up a wall with Chun legs assist and uses Morrigan as a battery assist. He also tags them out and uses Chun assist to negate any rushdown while rushing down under the protection of Morrigan’s air fireball. It’s a decent team, but it loses to stronger keepaway teams.

[Ranadiel]

Yes, that’s me. I mostly just do Player Matches on the PSN. If we run into each other again, say hi!

[Mustachio]

Aw come on Ranadiel, how come I don’t get any love from Team Darkstalkers? Is it because I play Hsien Ko too?

[Ranadiel]

Have we played each other? If so I don’t recall. :o

[Zensouken]

I’ve wrangled up a salty one today, a voice message at that. I’m waiting for my iphone to upload it then ye all shall be blessed…

[Mustachio]

Have we played each other? If so I don’t recall. :eek:

Doubtful. My ass is stuck in the lower ranks due to the ridiculous find times. Shit… I just realized as I’m typing this that I could set the rank to Any and not have to face complete utter beginners/smurf accounts anymore while getting rid of silly wait times too.

[Alkipot]

Yo, I faced dat Haggar, shit got real. I remember dem Trish too. I ain’t be having no fun trying outzone dat bitch.

Fuck I’m so glad you don’t use TAC. I hate guessing that shit online.

We played each other? Cool! Hope it wasn’t too laggy. Taskmaster is slowly but surely starting to annoy the hell outta me :lol:

Yeah, I’m not really a TAC guy unless I think I can connect it into a hyper. And yeah, I play an annoying ass Trish especially against Wesker, Wolverine, Zero or Akuma due to their ridiculous range & mobility.

[Zensouken]

BEHOLD!

Player Match with Trignotus goes 1-0 in my favor, I used Dormammu. He cussed like that German kid smashing the keyboard all through the match. Rage-quit ensues, I send him a message; “Why are you so serious?”. I know, I know; I sent the first message this time but the dude’s yelling was going to wreck my sub-woofer.

I don’t think he likes Bed Bath & Beyond much…

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AD VERBATIM

Spoiler

WHY SO FUCKING COWARDLY?! GROW SOME FRIGGIN’ BALLS! TAKE A RISK IN YOUR LIFE! STOP BEING SUCH A FRIGGIN’ VAGINA! GO HOME AND WASH YOUR MASSIVE VAGINA BECAUSE YOU LIVE IN A BED BATH & BEYOND YOU PIECE OF CRAP!

[Mustachio]

We played each other? Cool! Hope it wasn’t too laggy. Taskmaster is slowly but surely starting to annoy the hell outta me :lol:

Yeah, I’m not really a TAC guy unless I think I can connect it into a hyper. And yeah, I play an annoying ass Trish especially against Wesker, Wolverine, Zero or Akuma due to their ridiculous range & mobility.

I’m pretty sure we have, the game handle from your video seems familiar. Personally, I find Wolverine and Akuma are manageable even if they’re playing their A-Game. It’s Wesker who really pisses me off. Can you even land some chip damage on him as Trish if he’s playing his pea shooter teleport harass?

If I run into you again I’ll be sure to press my taunt button after I score a kill on a character, that way you can get a headstart of your own (Seems to be a popular tactic these days for who knows why). Make sure you do the same for me, it’s only polite.

[Aoishi2AL]

Yes, that’s me. I mostly just do Player Matches on the PSN. If we run into each other again, say hi!

Yeah, I saw your rank and then the team you were using and my internal computer was going x + y =/= high lord. But yeah, I’ll be looking forward to it.

Quick question maybe you know an answer: How long does it take to get high or mighty lord. I’m 2nd lord and it has taken quite awhile. Does playing people of the same rank make you go up faster? I usually leave my matches to any instead of same and constantly go up to 10+ win streaks and am almost topping it off, but it seems like forever.

Zensouken: Thou art so hilarious haha.

[Ranadiel]

I don’t know anything about how the rankings work. All I know is that I hate Akuma tatsu assist.

Also Zensouken that is the funniest clip I’ve heard in a long time.