I just got some comedy gold, courtesy of MoonwalkerMiklo on PSN. Some backstory: his record is 313/1, and as soon as I saw that, I thought, “shit, this guy’s gonna ragequit…” Sure enough, I caught a 2-for-1 special on him, and he pulls the plug as soon as KO comes up. I shoot him a GG with nothing in the body, then this comedy gold happens:
Him: “Nope kids lag abusing never a good game, but Capcom is handling this, scum who abuse dls like you will soon be purged.”
(This was probably one of the smoothest games I played all day…)
Me: Sure thing, Mr. 313/1
Him: Yea 1 is the amount of players who actually played better than me.
Me: Keep on being the best 
(at this point, I can picture him foaming at the mouth)
Him: I am, I didn’t need lag for any of my wins and I have twice your wits pathetic punk
Me: don’t ever let anyone take that away from you
Him: There are better players than me, a selected few. This obviously doesn’t include download abuse kids like you who can only button mash, u’re only kidding yourself garbage.
Me: I never said I was any good, but I could tell by your record that you were going to ragequit. Stay free bro.
Him: Yes I’m an elite player kids like you often employ lag to be able to face me. I will never give a win to such lesser filthy scum players.
Me: So what tourneys have you won? Prob not many being that free
(at this point I can taste his delicious salty tears)
Him: I said I’m a pro, I didn’t say I’m a virgin fat asian with no life. You really look up to those vermins, I pity you even more.
Ladies and Gentlemen, MoonwalkerMiklo, he’ll be here all week, don’t forget to tip your waitress.
