I’ve been lurking this thread for weeks laughing at some of the insane things people say but not having anything to share of my own (besides the usual boring “Pussy” and the like). I’m not a great player (because I am an old man with two kids and approximately 20 minutes a day of free time) but I’m getting better.
And then today I beat “Naquan The Chef” in ranked, ending his seven game win streak.
And he messaged me this lovely nugget:
“You’re a ******. I hope you get anus cancer and die.”
Classy.
Oh god, that’s hilarious! Hahaha, love to think that he’s just been getting the same ‘Stylin on you’ messages from a bunch of people.
Actually, yesterday I had a bunch of really awesome matches against a Japanese player going by “akiwoo”. Very evenly matched games, and went back and forth trying out different teams and combinations. Won’t get into it here, since that would belong in the ‘Good games thread’.
f1ip
1023
rehab is just a sad pathetic person, he thinks he is the best in marvel and ssf4, but when you expose him, he makes endless excuses and starts changing the subject to something more personal. This is because there is nothing else he can do really. He also sends messages nonstop to try to discredit your wins because he is clearly salty. It’s obvious that he has issues in real life and he takes his frustrations out on others in video games. Shows how much of an immature child he is. He is simply a nobody who spends time trying to get the attention of random men over the internet.
Plibble
1024
Lol the dude ragequit on me twice today haha.
Dude cannot handle losing, 1st ragequit he raged after running face 1st into the hulk several times, the 2nd ragequit was when phoenix just kept him airborne for most of the match as he yet again, he would just run into her(not Dark phoenix) lol
I had some anal-bead (manny0113 or something like that) say “hahahah bout time” after we did a 4 game series, where I won the first two, he took the last two, he leaves, we wind up playing each other again after searching, he wins, leaves again, we wind up playing AGAIN and I beat him.
He was Task/Ryu/Akuma
I’m Wolv/Hulk/Task, iirc, or Morrigan/Hulk/Task.
With his set up you can imagine what his playstyle was: full screen ShinkuuHadouk’s, akuma tatsu assists, and liberal use of Shield Skills (I use it a lot too with my task… it’s fast as hell). Nothing ground breaking. Nothing worth the immense amount of taunting and teabag/spazzing out over a downed character. (What’s with gloating anyways?)
He called my “comeback” in the final match “trashy” to boot. Ironic because in our back and forth after his “bout time” comment he mentions that he never tries at first…
Kappa
I totally thought this was for ssf4. I had no idea MvC3 had the same thread. someone linked me to the wrong game…
ninjabreadmann hes like 1st class or something
"me scrub your nothing without phx" he beat me 1st round with his doom,sentinal,phx team (playing keep away the entire time)
no response
we face agian I killed his phx
"lol a scrub? ur the one to talk with your random hypers you f### nub"
3rd round I made sure to rush his entire team
"your a F$#$ing noob"
I dont care if you guys call me a noob but dont act elite when your using the cheapest characters in the game then spamming their assists the entire round
best comment is from youhaveRRodd
"bit## have some xfactor sent" - i dont know why but I just started laughing
why would you say this? if you lose, you lose.
idk I just liking giving details I was just frustrated at the way he played super jumping then keep shoot those fire balls and then trying to teleport
kuma
1030
So you were the one that sent the first mail in this case? That makes you the rage mailer. You’re completely in the wrong here.
Making a post when you were the one who initiated the rage messaging is just full of fail.
Should be ban worthy 
yea though it’s pretty funny to finally get the perspective of the salty dudes out there sending the rage mails hahaha
this just in from " HoggyStyle19 "
" I hope i meet you in real life some day so i can beat the shit out of you so bad you go vegetable "
holy shit…talk about rage…
COME AT ME BRO.
Last time someone did that to me I baited them into sending me their address and got a bunch of pizzas delivered to them.
SOOOOOO GODLIKE!!! Im doing this shit. Im jocking with the beat steady knocking.
So Im checking my xbox account online and I got 3 messages all from one guy (who I will not name to protect).
1st message: "pussy"
2nd message: "bet you can’t win without Zero"
3rd message: “Hope you like it ***” with a picture attached to it.
So when I get home, I don’t think Imma open this lol.
Things like this ^^ are the reason I wish we could “like” posts like on facebook…or at least for us to be able to give +rep again =/
SRK needs +/- Rep … and a real time irc chat for each character a la Smashboards. That would be great.
SmoreCoaCoa777 4/23/2011
ALL U DO IS BLOCK AND DO 1 COMBO
he was sad that mashing on cr. L wasn’t winning the game.
well whoever you were playing as sounds broken if you can win with only 1 combo!
My Gawd, the Fail! He/She should never be allowed to touch a console again, seriously.
Anyway, I actually got a message in the middle of a Player Match stating “STOP RUNNING AND FIGHT BACK!!!” The guy I was facing used Wolverine/Sentinel, and I forgot the other fighter, but you can get the point…relentless rushdown. All I did was take to the air with Shulk/Tasky/Doom, but all of a sudden I’m running away.
Because as we all know, charging head-first into a rampaging Wolverine backed with Sentinel Drones is the only strategy to take. LoL
Legion
1040
I don’t remember who the user was on PSN but I got a message saying “so cheap” I forgot who I was using but the other guy was either using both Hulk/Sentinel or Sentinel…lol. Then I sent “?” He said “You used sper armor”
O_O
