Megan Man, haha
Man people love the “you have no life” card huh?
Easiest response to that is usually… “Don’t delude yourself… that was all free against you.” hehe
They are abnormally silent after this normally…
I played a ranked match and picked mag cable sent, and before the match started the other player sent me a msg saying "You pick cable and sentinel, you’re a spammer"
I told him Id rematch without cable and sent (after raping him with mag) and he said
ok “No sent, no cable, no magneto, no doom, no black heart, no t bonne, no storm, commando or cyclops and no assist”
that was so incredibly funny
why the fuck would you even play this game if you dont want these things 
(n-word)…
I knew I would get great messages when I decided to play blackheart/sentinel/doom versus KeepAwaysAJoke. So I destroy him in ranked. Then he starts sending me a lot of garbage messages, and asks to fight again. We go into a friendly room and he picks bh/sent/capcom to prove a point, so I pick the same team beat him again and leave. Here are some messages he sent me.
KeepAwaysAJoke
title: im bad…
cause youre a coward?!?!?! all the running away you did, you shouldve destroyed me, you had one life bar between three guys, bravo
(that was after losing in ranked)
KeepAwaysAJoke
Title: try again pussy
i’ll use characters with ranged attacks this time yeah? since all you do is fall back to the other side of the screen like a fucking coward
(this one is LOL because it was after we just had a DITTO)
Now he’s really mad by now this is after the two matches and I had sent him some stuff like, " apparently you are bad at running away too, and telling him that good rushdown can absolutely murder good run away etc etc"
KeepAwaysAJoke
title: i bow down
to your superior “demon spamming from the other screen while i try coming at you like a fool to actually FIGHT” ability
( umad?? )
and one final one to type, i had at least 15 or more of these kinds of messages just from him lololol
KeepAwaysAJoke
title: the reason im
terrible at runaway, is cause im not trying to do it. i’m coming AT you to try and FIGHT, you’re running away like a pussy spamming demons. AHAHHAHA
(it’s really funny, because I actually rushdown with my blackheart as well to open them up to doom and BH super but whatever)
I get these kinds of messages from multiple people all day everyday, it’s ALMOST more fun than the game itself. Hope you guys enjoyed this or I just typed a long time for nothing.
Played a guy yesterday with my sakura/cammy/gambit team. He kills Sakura and taunts me. Cammy rips him a new one and gambit finishes him off. The whole time he’s calling me a scrub on his mic and saying he could beat me if he wanted. I sent him a message that said ‘shut up and play’. He left the room.
Why do people get so salty when they lose in friendly matches? Don’t get mad at me, go practice. Yuu-mei beat me 24-3 today and literally RIGHT after he beat me I went to the training room to practice. My msp is slow and ugly and I want it to be fast and menacing, crying about getting my a** kicked won’t make my magneto better!
/rant