What makes you salty?

TACs

Hitbox in the back, it shitty design at it’s finest (Dante jS and the like).
xf4 wesker a bit of salt inducing.

Dormammu good keep away, but that’s my big flaw :stuck_out_tongue:

Arthur players online… they always taste my salty tears :sad:

Hulk and Taskmaster probably make me the saltiest. Natural Wesker counters like Trish and Zero make me the most frustrated. What I hate though is playing online for an extended amount of time, because my play always tends to just plummet once I’ve been playing too long and rather than get salty I just get super bummed and frustrated with myself. You keep playing because you want to end the night on somewhat of a high note, but you just keep getting worse the longer you go on.

The term salty.

Spent from my Ocho, using Fapatalk.

Other people salty after they REPEATED THE SAME MISTAKE OVER AND OVER AND OVER…
“OMG, THAT ISH SO CHEAP” did you not WALK into his GD BIONIC ARM???

I thought playing a game with cartoony characters flying around taking knives to the face without bleeding made you look like a five year old.
Then again it could be my adult diaper too…

Weskers gun needs to be -90000 on hit and -1million on block and -Instant Death on whiff

DAT GUN. ITS HIS OWN ASSIST
RAGE

The game apparently hates me winning now. Last night I had different runs of 9-10 win streaks multiple times. Then I login this morning and I start losing like crazy. And when I start the combo…the lag it begins.

Spencer makes me salty. Because he is Spencer and he has dreads :stuck_out_tongue:

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did i mention online?

I need to get this off my chest…

I fucking love Strange, but he requires SO much fucking work. It’s SO hard to be competitive with him. The impact palm loops are hype, and I love doing them, but getting that first hit real bitch.

His Abare is terrible. TERRIBLE. Teleport mixup with Hawkeye arrows…the arrows hit, but somehow impact palm fucking whiffs? Now you are stuck in recovery frames and you’re about to die.

His daggers of denak…Let’s be honest…not a great projectile. Takes long to fire, you can just barely cancel into teleport at the end of it, and people see it coming a mile away. The enemy calls Doom beam assist (because everyone has doom), you take it on the chin, and*** now you’re about to die.***

Eye of Oh my god this is taking too long to cast…you start that shit, and the player teleports behind you. Now you’re about to die.

Sure…Cancel into Mystic Sword L or M…too bad it GOES OVER THE FUCKING DOG. WOOF. The ASPCA called…Now you’re about to die.

His graces take way too long to set up. You’ll be up there trying to set up your tricky mixups when some friggin’ jerk comes and smashes you out of the sky.*** Now you’re about to die.***

Illusion…EVERYONE…EVERYONE attacks low on Strange…And Illusion isn’t a damn counter, it’s just a temporary interruption of their combo. Wesker attacks…ILLUSION…YES I GOT YOU MOTHER F*…Wesker player hits cr. m and the combo continues. Guess what? The Illusion is that this move actually fucking works. Now you’re about to die.

He’s barely in the B tier. He’s there because if he has meter, he can punish you decently enough.

Would it fucking kill you to give this man an Airdash, Capcom? Can a Doctor get a fucking AirDash, please?

If not, could you please give him a version of his teleport that is related to the SCREEN and not the enemy? What good is me teleporting away if all I do is take damage on this side of the fucking stage?

Doctor Strange is just like Hulk…You’re always afraid to push buttons.

And yes, I am salty about it, because I love this character, and can’t seem to get shit started with him against any competent player. I go 50/50 with mild retards though.

I just hate people who use the Vergil/Dante/Wesker team. That entire team has become the Ken of Marvel.

DUDE THAT’S MY ACHILESS HEEL, I JUST CAN’T HANDLE THAT SHIT. I can deal with it once, maybe twice… BUT IT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MOTHER FUCKER DOES!

Fuuuuck youu speenceeeer!

And TAC, FUCK TAC.

/salt out

Also, fuck Spencer’s Slant Shot assist.

What makes me salty is people being salty. One of my friends would brag about how he was going to be running the set on Mahvel all night whenever we were hanging out at his house (which he then mostly did since no one else knew how to play). Then I actually bought the game and the next time I went over bodied him hard. He now complains that my characters are “overpowered” (even though I play Deadpool/X-23/Iron Man, all 3 rarely seen at all in tournaments much less on a team together, while he plays Task/Sent/Akuma), maintains that my play “takes no skill,” and claims that the zoning game I play with Deadpool is not “the right way to play the game.” Yet he never calls assists and his “combos” consist merely of mashing TACs on the rare occasion that he gets a hit in :/. Just a game, people should learn to have a more chill attitude about it.

Pretty much the definition of the word “scrub” right there.

EDIT: Which reminds me – When people use the term “scrub” as a word to describe people new to the game/scene. That shit makes me angry.

I’m coming to the idea that “mistakes” are the worst thing that makes me salty. Not being mad at wesker or anything. But basically me doing something really stupid either on purpose or accident (mostly by accident) it just makes me want to strangle myself.

I get furious any time I mess up my blocking or approaching and get tagged by a Ryu/Akuma spamming tatsus. Goddamn I hate that stupid move.

Everything. If you give me 1 hour and basically ANY online fighting game, I’m gonna be mad when I’m done.

One thing that frustrates me the most is people who put so little effort into the characters they play or just simply look like they don’t even practice.

This one goes for just about all fighting games. Blocking low on pad while using analogue stick is impossible. It is a VERY specific spot where you need to be holding down and back to block low.

online makes me salty