What makes you salty?

Yeah but who expects a rushdown PW? (Points at you) Everyone knows how bad they are so everyone just feels like he’s free. Thus free unexpected hits.

People who run awaay for NO REASON!!
The other day someone actually ran away for like 30-40 secs online when all i had was Iron Fist left.
Kinda made me want to punch a hole through my tv.

Doom’s j. :s: is fucking outrageous. Doom can keep everything else he got but the hard knockdown on footdive and the fact that you have until next year to combo from it, EVEN FROM A TRADE?!

In all honesty, there’s probably no more than 5 characters who were correctly balanced and brought to where they’re competitively viable but not stupid.

You guys turn around and give Dr. Doom his outrageous j. :s: when he didn’t need ANY buffs and then give Hsien Ko more useless projectiles to throw.

Why, Capcom? Why?

They were playing how I would play against Iron Fist.

Up close he’s terrifying. Jump or walk away and he’s free

Phoenix Wright fears no man, beast, or monster. Sometimes it’s just too hard to get evidence when I got dirty noodles, arrows, and teleporting kicks after me (points at you), but you are right about everyone thinking he’s free because his bad normal, it does get to good unexpected hits because people like to mash against him.

Yeah even on a freaking trade. It is HORRIBLE when you hit doom at the same time his footdive hit’s you, and you release a sigh of relief and go “ahh good thing he can’t combo off of this.” Then doom casually floats down and OTGs you into combo into death. Literally lost me a match one time.

lol I mean once doom hits you with j.S foot dive, the guy can run a marathon, have tea with the queen of england, find the cure for cancer AND THEN OTG you. It amazes me how much leniency of time Doom is given to OTG post footdive, I must look at the frame data of frame advantage on hit for that move.

It’d be one thing if Doom’s combos at least required a brain to perform, but come on guys.

Bucktooth loop? I mean starting the combo is easy, but isnt that hard? I haven’t attempted it myself since I don’t play Doom but I dont think his combos are too brain dead.

It is tricky, especially online, but it’s not that hard. Plus most people use Doom as an Assist/Anchor, and with XF3 you don’t need buktooth loop to kill a character.

“WHY PUNY KNIGHT MAN RUN AWAY FROM HULK?! I ONLY HAVE X-FACTOR 3, WHY RUN?”

The Buktooth loop is pretty friggin easy. It only becomes somewhat difficult after the 2nd rep. Then again, whose combos in this game aren’t easy? Besides Felicia, Magneto, Dante, C. Viper, etc.

HOW IS YOUR SPEED? HOW IS YOUR SPEED?HOW IS YOUR SPEED? HOW IS YOUR SPEED?HOW IS YOUR SPEED? HOW IS YOUR SPEED?HOW IS YOUR SPEED? HOW IS YOUR SPEED?HOW IS YOUR SPEED? HOW IS YOUR SPEED?HOW IS YOUR SPEED? HOW IS YOUR SPEED?HOW IS YOUR SPEED? HOW IS YOUR SPEED?HOW IS YOUR SPEED? HOW IS YOUR SPEED?HOW IS YOUR SPEED? HOW IS YOUR SPEED?HOW IS YOUR SPEED? HOW IS YOUR SPEED?HOW IS YOUR SPEED? HOW IS YOUR SPEED?

Me: Its ok i’m block- WTF? I DIED?!

Yeah, fuck Hulk.

PLay Nemesis and Hulk becomes free

:smiley:

But I’m no longer seeing the “Noah style” Hulk and by that I mean Hulks who do nothing but bait and punish with s.H, I’m seeing allot more viable hulk players…interesting. Gamma Charge /w armor is a crazy buff.

STILL GOING!

I’m back with more salt after a long ranked match session to get 5th lord for today.

Fuck Spencer.
Fuck Wesker.
Fuck Spencer + Plasma Beam. Stupidest shit ever and all of Spencer’s easy mode ass combos lead into death.
Fuck Doom’s j.:s:. WHO’S FUCKING IDEA WAS IT TO GIVE HIM A HARD KNOCKDOWN LONGER THAN THE SKYDANCE GLITCH SLKJDLFJDK
Fuck bad Vergils that don’t even use Round Trip and mash Helm Breaker the entire match.
Fuck getting random’d out by Hulk.
Fuck X-Factor.
Fuck Wesker doing 2 million damage for ABCS BBCS 3H Team Hyper Combo. MAKE THIS SHIT HARDER OR SOMETHING CAPCOM JESUS CHRIST.
Fuck Frank West’s slide.
Fuck Nova having 5 years to OTG off of his grab and FUCK HIS j.H crossups into death combos.
Fuck Hawkeye.
Fuck Nemesis’s damage output.
Fuck teabaggers AKA CoD kids.
Fuck terrible players that mash TACs all day.

Okay that felt good. Thanks for listening.

FUCK YOU!!

nah jk
but probably in that rant i wouldn’t be surprised if you said it yourself.

Also, my bad vergil says hi :smiley:

You have such anger.

like 6 hours of UMvC3 online will make anyone angry lol. I need a drink asap.

I also love it when Nemesis makes people salty. Any Nemesis out there doing well is a friend of mine. Unless they’re scrubby. NO SCRUBS ALLOWED!

Surprisingly I haven’t found that many bad matchups for my team except for maybe Wesker. But my team is so balanced I hardly get salty at anything other than scrubs who abuse the game’s easy mechanics for free damage. I have a Great Brute, point character/Great Keepaway/Great anchor/jack of all trades.