What makes you salty?

TAC’s get to me really badly. i hated them in MvC3, but now that i lose meter each time i guess wrong on something that is literally impossible to react to online, i get extremely salty. scrubs that rely on them for damage are even worse.

The only thing that comes close to upsetting me are those who use TACs instead of actual combos. Worst mechanic ever.

Go to options, adjust Music to 0, keep sound levels where they are, play your own music outside of game.

Whenever I body a guys entire team only for Wesker to pop out level 4 x-factor and win the match.

“Please…Try Harder”

When players use light normals in air combos.

Due to faulty buttons

…inb4 trolls start appearing.

**X Factor makes me mad!
**In other news today, the ocean is reporting record highs in the level of salt content.

What actually makes -me- salty
**teabag/overblown victory dance/taunt/super
**any and every single time it happens. Sometimes I see the fun in a taunt, but the teabagging thing literally throws me into rage that, as someone mentioned, makes me go,
Why do I play this game?
Then I remember
**That feel when teabagged by random anon only to get him in the next ranked match and body the fuck out of him
**Pulling up and down on a joystick so rapidly has never been so worthy of its innuendo.

You read my mind. I’m in the exact same boat. I cannot ever play this game and not be pissed off at some point or another. Yet I keep going. PISSES ME OFF!

I hate him. Hate him SO much. WHY IS HUMAN ROCKET PUNCH SO SAFE?! WHY IS HIS LAUNCHER SO SAFE?! WHAT THE HELL! Nova can go to hell. Nerf bat his ass. SHOVE IT FAR UP HIS ASS! /rant

Spamming.

Is what I think I’m mad at but the fact that I’m trash at the game is really what I’m mad at.

  • Wesker’s risk/reward ratio.
  • Nememis/Ghost Rider jumping tentacle/chain.
  • Trish’s “vulture” playstyle, where she sits at the top of the screen throwing stuff, waiting for you to close the horazontal gap, then she swoops down and smacks you in the face with her heel.
  • Characters in general who zip around the screen fishing for a hit (X-23, Zero, Spiderman, Firebrand, Superskrull, Strider, Felicia, Wolverine)
  • Sword normals
  • S Foot dive causing hard knockdown.

haha this too. i have my -_- face on every time I see this

Zoning online. Fuck that, fuck the people who do it, and fuck the fact that you have to do it to win against teleporters.

Deadpool comes to mind. The occasional Dorm fullscreen pillar harassment.

Taunting is manly and anyone who does it and still wins deserves props.

Losing to lame run away the whole match zoning teams. I fought a team of Deadpool/Taskmaster/Trish and all they did the entire match was run away while shooting. Deadpool in particular was annoying cause when I tried to jump to close the distance over just taking a bunch of chip damage from guns, they use quick work to run away underneath me and continue their strategy. Not to mention trying to get through Peekaboo assist and Taskmaster arrow assist.

Something is seriously wrong when such a simple braindead strategy actually yields success.

Wow we were thinking the same thing just posted mere minutes apart. Encouraging zoning in this game was such a bad move.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/9241/637518-annihilation_02____6_super.jpg

He’ll do you one better.
Fuck yeah, Grown Ass Man!

Zoning is just a chip to death. What’s a million ba-fucking-jillion times worse is how cross ups become unblockables online. Either you play a teleport team or you don’t.

Still… Rather die to someone pulling off Dante hitconfirm combos than ever be chipped to death.

its all part of the game learn to deal with it and abuse it yourself. Love task and dorm winning insulting quote.

THIS so much. I’ve noticed once you get into around 8th/7th tier, it’s the same characters being used. Seriously all can say is that lately everyone has been using “coward tactics”, many of them are the ones quoted above.

What specifically makes me salty:
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[]Doom’s Hidden Missile Assist spam/Foot Dive stun (way too long)
[
]Weskers (and everything about them, especially the nerve to taunt/TB afterwards)
[]Team Devil May Wesker, doing these insane combos, building meter like no tomorrow and killing a character in one combo.
[
]Vergil, has TOO much stun to his moves, he’s speedy, shy not make the execution timer like X-23’s.
[]Along with the Ghost Rider chain spam from far away, the addition of assists that spam a projectile of some sort.
[
]Wolverine’s Dive Spam, fishing for that ONE LITTLE hit into an insane combo.
[]NEW ONE! Sentinel’s air super has INVINCIBILITY?
[
] Near the very end of a match, I input something that doesn’t go through to cost me the game.
[]Strider’s teleport (mainly the assist) will always go above your character no matter where you are, pretty hard to punish if it’s even possible lol.
[
]Hawkeye/Taskmaster Arrow Assist spam for either chip or crossups.
[/LIST]
No Heavy Character should have a teleport (Wesker). No heavy character should have an invincible super (Sentinel), I kinda figured that was the reason for the whole Super Armor.

I main Frank/Super-Skrull/Chun-Li, and I found out Chun-Li’s EX SBK is wonderful at punishing teleports (mainly after the common Wesker gunshot -> teleport above) Frank is good once you get him to Level 3 (which if I can manage to get ONE combo, then it works). And Super-Skrull is just wonderful at continuing damage and having his own mix-ups and thankfully (but sometimes doesn’t work) his command grabs. The bad thing is that my team kinda needs to get close (except from Super-Skrull for the most part) in order to do something, but I can’t because people are too busy running away, spamming/teleporting.

I’m sorry for this whole post, but I’m just tired of the same teams, same tactics. Makes the game not fun anymore. The only thing that makes it fun now is when I beat these teams and manage to taunt on way past the K.O. because I feel they deserve it.

One day I plan to reply to the people who beat me and sent me a scrub response: “Oh you won? I’m sorry I was too busy choking on all the salt I have given from your team.”

…I have no idea if that makes sense, BUT I still plan to use it 'cause it’s still funny to me lol.

~GL