I gotta go with what a lot of people have said. Kettle cooked chips are so god damn delicious. I like the sea salt and pepper ones. Had to stop buying them because I kept eating the damn things all the time lol.
Second runner up is those giant cookies (the ones that are like 3 times the size of regular cookies) they sell at the bakery at harris teeter and shit. Call me the fucking cookie monster if I get my hands on some of those.
Just salt, corn, and oil. Addiction in a puffed curved shaped-thing. You’ll be saltier than losing 10-0 at your favorite game by the time the bag is gone.
Those fancy pita chips with the rosemary on them with some hummus or olive oil are also really damn good adjusts monocle
And these almond bar things. They’re like, granola bars, but chewy and seasoned with cinnamon or some such.
The most evil snack for me has to go to the Dorito’s 3rd Degree burn chips, or whatever they call them. Not the best chips I’ve had but I was not expecting something so spicy, even for a snack named "3rd degree burn"
I typically like spicy foods and stuff that has a kick to it, but I was not expecting to have my ass kicked by a mere Doritos chip.
Oh, and fun dip. I love that stuff and would buy it waaaaay too often if it didn’t give me a stomach ache.
Hah! You just reminded me of Warheads. Those are evil too, in the sense that they screw up your tongue/mouth. But I would eat one, go through the pain to get to the sweet goodness, and then pop another one, and just keep going. Until only the lemon flavors were left.
Warheads: So good, they hurt.
This takes two stops…but it’s worth it. White Rasberry frozen yogurt with White Chocolate,Cherries,Raspberry pie filling,Hot Fudge,mochi ,and rice Krispies sprinkled on top…then go to the donut shop and get a long chocolate donut and use that as the spoon… best.