I bet that guy plays Street Fighter.
“I don’t have a 3f invincible shoryuken in this game, so that mixup is officially cheap!”
Here’s another fun one. Didn’t even win one match. Dude ragequits in the middle. I decided halfway through I was gonna just keep messaging him back till he stopped… im a bit of a troll that way.
Him "You’re too cheap"
Me "? What? Resets are cheap?"
Him "Absolutely."
Me "Then learn to block them."
Him "Have fun not playing."
Me "Same to you ^^."
Him "Don’t worry. This game sucks. I’m only in it for the trophies. The fighting game is more broken and unbalance than the first blazblue."
Me "Hah. Man you are hilarious. This is going up on the “things people message you when you win” board on SRK. Too priceless not to."
Him "You would spend your life on SRK. Go ahead"
Me "Actually SRK signs my paychecks, so I’m gonna be there anyway. Thanks for your blessing. ^^"
Him "Ooh lah lah. Nobody cares."
Me "I care! That’s how I pay for my food and das fighton games! ^_^"
Him "They make you pay for your fighting gmaes?? Lol. Damn!"
Me "Some of em. I also write for Cheat Code Central they give me a bunch, and I win a few in tournaments. Still, gotta get those dollars for the mid tournament hot-dogs and four dollar cheesesteaks."
Him "That’s not bad then."
Me "Glad we had this conversation."
Him "Me too"
Me "Catch you later!"
Him "Yes Sir"
Me "Peace!"
Him "Peace"
Me "Double Peace"
Him "lol"
Me “def”
While this was going on I picked up another match and my phone rang so I had to quit this guys match after one and that made me feel like shit. So I messaged him with sorry and he told me how he thinks resets are unfair. Too much to transcribe there though. Was too busy talking to the first guy.
And the final weird one of the day!
Me "GG"
Him “My hands smell like pepperoni.”
lol resets are cheap they are gonna love the patch version then.
also i dont understand why people only buy games for achievements/trophies
I still don’t comprehend the existence of achievements and trophies.
I ignore their existence, they add nothing for me. My interest in a game comes from the gameplay, and my ego doesn’t need digital stroking.
I mean is this what people are supposed to feel like when getting them?:
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Well, the first few weeks I had dozens (ok, AT LEAST a dozen) compliment on my solo Nadia, maybe because there wasn’t a lot of Nadias on PSN back then. I only met like two or three and they said I did fairly well. I think I only had one person send me a hatemail because I had him in a good sandwich combo.
Today, guy got hit by about a billion and one valentine resets.
Him "I hope you don’t think you are good you cheap ass fucker."
Me “I do! 
Want to play again?”
“eat a dick”, “u assist queen”,“lol ur such shit, lucky u got the lag on ur side” “turn off ur torrents faggot” “either plug ur shit in or go back to halo idc which” (last three from the same guy)
So this exchange is going on right now between me and a person with the PSN Q—DUBB.
Him: booooooo
Me: I thought it was purrfect.
Him: Cheap and boring.
Me: What are you talking about? It was meowvelous. Don’t be such a sour puss…
OK, I’m getting pretty annoyed at this little bitch who can’t take even ONE of his three characters being beat before disconnecting.
aamm132 on PSN. He uses Fortune, Cerebella, Double and all he does is jump back with Fortune, dash back, MAYBE use j.HK and constantly calls Double. When he gets caught in a combo into a snapback, he shits his pants, so he will obviously switch back ASAP, to which you can respond by killing his character.
Expect him to disconnect, then complain that you are using a lag switch. Because his lack of fundamentals involving blocking crossups or teching throws OBVIOUSLY means you’re using a lag switch. There’s no way there is someone more skilled than he.
He beat me the very first game we played, then he never won again. First message he sent me:
“so u use a lag switch righnt when u lose?”
My reply:
“No, I just get better. Wanna try your luck?”
He never replied back until he played me again today, and obviously knowing what he was going to do Fortune died a very horrible, multiple throw death. He disconnected when Cerebella got caught in a combo. His message:
“still using lag switches?”
My messages:
“Still making excuses? Honestly…”
Then I decided to REALLY let him have it lol
“You disconnect when you still have two characters left, and instead of trying to beat me, which you could, you decide that it’s somehow better to make an excuse that makes you look more skilled and makes me look like a sore loser, when it’s CLEARLY the other way around. so whenever you decide to stop with the elitist defeatist attitude, shoot me an invite.”
Got a set of messages from the same dude, a while back.
“quit using a lag switch dude without it your awful”
“or maybe you can stop spamming like a bitch and take a loss”
“thanks for ruining everyones experience with this game”
I just ignored it. I’ve also been called a “pussy spammer” and my favorite was from a guy with a mic, who I could hear getting angrier, as the matches went on.
“can u stop camping? i know u can fight without projectiles”
If you’re talking about a fighter with FPS terms, you might have the wrong mindset.
Can you even camp in traditional 2D fighters?
Only 2D fighter I know where something is actually camping rather than zoning is Smash.
PS battle royale will have actual shooter characters so we will get one such game soon =]
I laugh at thinking of the idea of camping in 2d fighters XD
Duhh of course you can!
waiting for that 8 Ball or GEP gun biatch!
OOOOH got some juicy ones today.
Him: It’s a game get over it stop the lag switch usage
Me: Lag Switch? Uh… dude I aint got nothing but my PS3 here.
Him: Make an actual combo cunt
Me: Uh… IDK I think I hit you with combos more than you hit me. Short ones though. I play very reset heavy. Lots of yomi. Lots of high low throw mixup.
Me again: You use two of the characters I use. Bella and Double. If you ever want advice I’d be happy to give it. Use pummlehorse along with buttslam if you wanna pick up a combo. You can get the standard double re-stand off it.
Me one last time: Actually… I have a question. To use a lag switch, if I understand correctly, you have to put a light switch spliced in between your ethernet wire. It periodically drops the connection which, in SG, automatically pauses the game. So, I doubt you could use one to an effective degree but if you could you’d basically be able to put two hands on the stick and take one off to turn the switch off when you need it and back on when you are ready to play. If I had manual dexterity like that I wouldn’t need a lag switch.
He was silent from here on out so I stopped pestering him. I tend to try and start conversations with the people who flame me.
Me: Good Game.
Him: Are you kidding me? You’re just saying that because you won.
Me: I say it regardless of winning or losing. It just so happened I won this one.
Him: whatever virgin
Me: Originality goes a long way buddy. I’ve heard that one on every game I’ve ever played.
Him: whatever you say fag please get a life i bet you live with your mom.
Me: Well yeah, I do live with my mom. I mean I’m only 18 so I just finished high school in June. Shouldn’t I still be here a while? Besides, I love my family.
And that was that.
Just decided to fuck with this one.
Him: Lrn 2 play without hornet faggot
Me: In five days you will learn the truth.
Him: wat
Me: Five days… then you will understand your destiny. This meeting was fated. Soon the veil of reality will be lifted and all will be made clear.
Him: ?
Me: The ancients have told me to bring you this message handed down from generation to generation. It was given to me on a parchment made from the oldest Sakura tree in Japan. It reads simply… “block more.”
Oh man that’s brilliant. Seriously why have I never thought of this.
Because YOUR life is not an RPG.
Duh.
Here’s one from last night.
Him: Nice spam
Me: Nice pants.
That is all
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